Cinephobe
Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan & Anthony Mayes
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
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Feb 16, 2026 • 46min
Top 5 Voices
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You're listening to the dulcet tones of Zach, Amin and Mayes choosing their favorite real voices, not fake accents or altered pitch, but genuine vocalisation.
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Feb 12, 2026 • 1h 24min
Cinephobe Ep 300: Crossover - Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes tip off a new century of movies with an epic streetball classic that's NOTHING like the pros.
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Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Feb 5, 2026 • 1h 49min
Cinephobe Ep 299: Playdate
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Why would Zach, Amin and Mayes be forced to have a playdate at Buckee Cheese? Why would your step dad?
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Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Feb 2, 2026 • 51min
Top 5 Dream Prequels
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Zach, Amin and Mayes come up with origin stories or re-imaginings of their favorite characters and Cinephobe movies
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
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Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Jan 29, 2026 • 1h 56min
Cinephobe Ep 298: Trippin'
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It's time for Zach, Amin and Mayes to stop daydreaming and apply to college in May of their Senior Year!
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
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Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Jan 22, 2026 • 2h 8min
Cinephobe Ep 297: Van Wilder
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are the kings of Coolidge College, having spent seven years perfecting their party liaison personas.
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Jan 19, 2026 • 1h 3min
Cinephobe Hall of Fame - Class of 2019
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Zach, Amin and Mayes induct the inaugural class into the Cinephobe Hall of Fame, going back through the first 20 movies to enshrine the best moments that stand the test of time.
1 entrant per movie.
5 entrants per year - No rollover to the following year.
Must be unanimously voted in by all three people.
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 15, 2026 • 1h 54min
Cinephobe Ep 296: Dead Man On Campus
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are moving into their dorm for freshman year at Daleman College.
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Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Jan 8, 2026 • 1h 53min
Cinephobe Ep 295: Def Jam's How To Be A Player
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Zach, Amin and Mayes have the best day of their lives, driving around LA visiting various women, going to a family bbq and ending up at Maxwell's in Malibu.
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Jan 5, 2026 • 55min
Top 5 Golden Dumpsters of 2025
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Believe it or not, another year is drawing to a close, so it's time for Zach, Amin and Mayes to conclude their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping Golden Dumpsters of 2025.
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Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:
CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
