
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Dec 15, 2025
Stavros Halkias, a comedian known for his blunt storytelling and co-hosting History Hyenas, joins forces with Chris Distefano, a stand-up comic from MTV's Guy Code. They dive into hilarious confessions about their awful breakfast habits and chaotic life choices. Chris shares a disastrous cauliflower pizza experience, while Stavros discusses his ups and downs with weight loss medications. They also reflect on the wild ride of moving homes, pet ownership regrets, and their love-hate relationship with the comedy industry. Expect laughter and candid stories!
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Keep Gigs Seasonal To Stay Flexible
- Use seasonal or part-time projects to keep momentum without committing full-time.
- Treat the Winter Bears run as a contractual way to ‘keep the seat warm’ while pursuing bigger TV opportunities.
New Home, Immediate Roof Drama
- Chris bought a house and immediately the insurance company demanded a new roof, making him consider selling.
- He jokes about not wanting to disrupt his kids' schools despite the home's problems.
Struggling Then Succeeding With GLP-1s
- Stavros describes trying GLP-1 weight-loss drugs (semaglutide family) and initially being on too low a dose.
- After adjusting upward he felt it finally worked and curbed cravings that previously drove binge eating.


