
The Fifth Column (private feed for bitterone31droid@googlemail.com) Special Dispatch #90 – Big, Bad Books; Civil War Redux; Hungarian Porn Stars; and Some Idiot from Princeton
Oct 21, 2021
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Kmele is apparently debating anarcho-capitalism with a hobo in Austin, so Moynihan and Welch—both fighting general exhaustion and an inexplicable, Carter-like malaise—decide to soldier on, gamely sifting through the Fifth’s ever-expanding mail bag. But what starts off as a rather calm and polite dispatch ends…with a spirited discussion of civil war, Michael Malice vs. David French, and an astonishingly shitty person in New Jersey.
Some lowlights:
- When a French person tries to learn about baseball
- When your daughter’s a narc
- DEI is bringing people together!
- But anyway, rest in peace…
- Don’t mention Kafka or Orwell
- Be like Howard, people
- Bad books win big awards
- Academic books on Cuba always suck
- The root cause of East German neo-Nazism and the Hungarian porn industry
- Revealed: Matt was the lil’ Fred Phelps of 1970s Long Beach
- Three minutes on Chile, ten seconds on Bolshies, and thirty seconds on the Bolshies and Israel
- Before Covid, we used to be drunker
- Where do we come down on David French, Michael Malice, and the “national divorce”
- Fan fiction and rewriting Joe Biden’s speeches
- The intellectual trap of the ‘intellectual elites who hate us”
- It’s not why they hate us. It’s why we hate them.
- Paul from Princeton is an unfunny dick
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