2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Bert's Not Dead | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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Feb 9, 2026 Two comedians spar over fast-food loyalties, from Pepsi Zero Sugar shoutouts to McDonald’s fries vs. the world. They trade wild food stories like blooming onion horrors and donut-shop conspiracies. A serious health scare surfaces with candid talk about blood clots, meds, sleep issues, and how it reshaped perspective. Side tangents hit Super Bowl ads, brand wars, and plans to buy a donut shop.
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Fast-Food Roots Shape Strong Brand Loyalty
- Bert and Tom reminisce about growing up on McDonald's and argue Whopper/Baconator beat the Big Mac in sandwich quality.
- They agree McDonald's fries remain unbeatable and nostalgia shapes strong brand loyalty.
The Blooming Onion And An Awkward Dinner
- Bert recounts eating an entire Blooming Onion at Outback and later learning its extreme calories and fat content.
- The story ends with an awkward dinner with his girlfriend's parents right after losing his virginity.
Blood Clot Scare And New Health Reality
- Bert reveals he recently had a blood clot in his leg that traveled to his lungs and is now on blood thinners.
- He describes lifestyle changes like no drinking for six months and many daily pills.