A 70-year-old man finds himself addicted to the expensive charms of a "financial dominatrix." A woman's husband can't be bothered to use the vibrator that sends her over the moon. A kinky couple can't be bothered to take the time to do the BDSM that gets them both off. Hmmm. The gift of ho: The sister of a disabled man wonders how to go about buying him a sex worker for the holidays. Dan brings in guest expert Cory Silverberg, author of The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability, to help her along. And a question for the lesbians of the world: Why don't you want to date a "real man" instead of a "fake man"? Let us know, ladies: 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage