He definitely didn't fly coach. For some unexplained reason ("meetings"), Kmele is back in New York. So while Matt, his wife, his sisterwife, and his kids amble up and down the East Coast, Moynihan and Kmele go for drinks and make the stupid, impromptu decision to record a Patreon-only episode. Note: there will be a full-on, in-person Fifth reunion this evening.

- Does this future Newsmax host have a 17-year-old girlfriend? Does he have $25 million?
- Will Kmele be buying bootleg Satan sneakers?
- Was G. Gordon Liddy (RIP) a psycho?
- Border Concentration Camps! Cages! Everyone sucks on immigration!
- A Mar-a-Lago wedding
- James Eagle is thirsty, starving, and still waiting in line
- Will anarcho-Kmele get a vaccine passport?
- Kmele and Moynihan look for members of the Fifdom on Clubhouse....Crickets
- A question fail (sorry Daniel)
- Don’t let Children lead the way

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Special Dispatch #63 - A Sort of Homecoming