JPMorgan: Where Felons Bank Better Starring Jeffrey Epstein (3/13/26)

JPMorgan Chase’s long relationship with Jeffrey Epstein is a masterclass in corporate hypocrisy. While everyday customers face freezes, fees, and scrutiny for minor transactions, the bank happily processed more than a billion dollars for a convicted sex offender over fifteen years. Compliance officers raised alarms, but their warnings were treated as noise while executives chased profits. Instead of dropping Epstein after his 2008 conviction, JPMorgan rolled out the red carpet, proving that “risk management” really meant protecting revenue streams, not society.

When the scandal finally broke, the bank acted stunned, as though Epstein’s activities had somehow been invisible all along. In reality, they legitimized him, empowered him, and profited off him until his reputation became too toxic to touch. Their eventual response—a few hundred million in settlements and hollow statements about taking compliance “seriously”—was pure damage control. At its core, JPMorgan wasn’t just a banker; it was an enabler, dressing complicity up as business as usual and proving once again that in the world of finance, crime isn’t a disqualifier—it’s an opportunity.


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