Enthusiastic Armadas, Armenian Bakeries, Ye’s Apology Ad - #542

-The NYC Rolling Hobo Express

-An Enthusiastic Armada Full of Speed and Violence

-Iranian Death Toll Discourse and Roger Waters Still Sucks

-The Donroe Doctrine and the Near Abroad Dodge

-Everyone’s Favorite Powder Keg

-A Norwegian, A Rat Bag, and a Lunatic

-A disgusting thing to say

-Noem’s Bellebolent Hypotheticals

-Stephen Miller’s Basement Lotions and the Little Rogaine Carpet

-Fingerers, Reach-Arounds, and Reaganite as a Slur

-Anne Cool-ter

-Fuck You Jonathan

-Mehmet Oz, P.I.

-Ye’s apology ad and the uncanny valley of writing

-One from the Mailbag

Prefer to watch & chat live with other members of the Fifthdom? This episode premieres over on our YouTube channel at 12PM EST.

The Fifth Column (A Podcast) is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

Follow The Fifth Column

YouTube: @wethefifthInstagram: @we.the.fifthX: @wethefifthTikTok: @wethefifthFacebook: @thefifthcolumn

Thank you for subscribing. Leave a comment or share this episode.