The show, in a nutshell: She's sneakin' cigs and he doesn't like it ONE LITTLE BIT! She's Catholic and bisexual; should she come out? His buddy likes to date 17-year-old girls. Does he need to be slapped? Dan chats with Seattle dominatrix Mistress Matisse about legalizing prostitution. Want to cry on Dan's shoulder? Call from your landline and make it short and snappy: 206-302-2064.
