The Macro Compass

A close friend of mine is Turkish. So you know, you're a barbarian, Canadian, putting pineapple on the pizza. This guy is Turkish, but he doesn't behave any better. We're in Naples. I mean, that's Napoli, that's like the kingdom of pizza. And we all order pizza and the guy with a straight face goes like, yeah, I'd like to have a margarita pizza with chicken breast. Is that worse than pineapple? Look, no, that's probably worse. He was very composed, by the way. I would have exploded straight away.