Money, cities, and access to sexual culture

OK, everybody always emails me and asks me the uncut, non-censored versions of my R-rated episodes. So guess what! Congratulations! I’m giving it to you raw!

What does this mean? No music, no bleep noises, and no audio editing! Please donate to the Starfish Project! Consider finding God!

(Very important note: Buzzfeed clickbait title! I did not attend one! Thanks!)