Why I Went to Grad School

I thought people I was working with were dumb, so I went to grad school. My brother's got the famous quote in our family where he says he wants to be a stay-at-home dad with no kids. But I kind of screwed that part up. That's an important part of his statement. It is true but it was also other things too. They're going to pay my tuition. They'reGoing to pay for my room and board and I'm going to go off and create a band and have a good time. Maybe I would have had a bigger, better, crazier time or whatever. And then Ross played baseball so he gets that. He could have gone