Dan Does Footy

We had a ugly ugly night last night at the Loud House.But we got the four points... and saved Poppy's future.We dissect it all with Doc + Xander McGuire joining us for a Feel Good Friday episode. So much to unpack with a massive week in the footy media. Follow the chaos: Instagram: @dandoesfooty YouTube: @dandoesfooty TikTok: @dandoesfootySupport the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We gear up for the start of Round 1 with plenty on the line from the very first bounce on Thursday night. We preview the full weekend of footy ahead and cover all the big news stories heading into the opening round. See you RRRRATS this Thursday at the Corner Hotel for a few beers and a few 5–7s.Follow the chaos: Instagram: @dandoesfooty YouTube: @dandoesfooty TikTok: @dandoesfootySupport the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Start off by saying, i love you football and i'm so glad to have you back.We review all the games from a big opening week to start the 2026 season, so much to go through including the headlines we made over the weekend. Plus we caught up with Valtteri Bottas during the F1 thanks to La Roche-Posay. Follow the chaos: Instagram: @dandoesfooty YouTube: @dandoesfooty TikTok: @dandoesfootyLa Roche-Posay#larocheposay Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What the hell did we just witness? It took one half of footy for the Blues to absolutely crush my optimism heading into the new season. We break down everything from last night, hear from Doc, and seriously… why was Charlie smiling so much? We also open up the Isuzu D-MAX Hotline and take your calls after… whatever that was.Follow the chaos: Instagram: @dandoesfooty YouTube: @dandoesfooty TikTok: @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Footy is BACK and every fan base is undefeated again. Hope is irrational. Ladders mean nothing. Your team is winning the flag (for now). Dan & Joey are joined by Sam Docherty to preview Opening Round. Thursday night can’t come quick enough. Let’s go.Follow the chaos: Instagram: @dandoesfooty YouTube: @dandoesfooty TikTok: @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're so excited for this - Michael Clarke joins us this week thanks to the Isuzu D-MAX. Follow the chaos: Instagram: @dandoesfooty YouTube: @dandoesfooty TikTok: @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The preseason’s done and dusted, and we’re charging headfirst into Opening Round. Plenty to unpack from the weekend – North scraping past Pies’ two’s team, the AFL still not knowing their own ruck rule, and seriously, the league needs better security guards. Dan, Stewy Juey & Electric have all locked in their season bets… and yep, Dan’s is officially the wildest, most ridiculous bet he’s ever thrown down. Absolute madness. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WELCOME TO THE BIG RED SHED. The Blues are back. The lid? Yeah… it’s officially in space. Jagga Smith might actually win the Brownlow this year. And I still can’t believe West Coast passed on Nick Daicos 2.0. We have a hamstring update from my doctor and a favourite segment of mine returns.... GMZ!Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got put through our paces as Hawthorn players today, and the contrast couldn’t have been starker. Joey lives his best life at his childhood club. Dan? Doesn’t even make it through warm-ups - tears his hammy stretching for a high ball. Spirits took a hit, but the pod was still a blast. All fun and games… until I realise I probably can’t pick Poppy up for the next 2–12 weeks. Here’s hoping we didn’t just curse the Hawks. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This was meant to be a normal week. Instead, Carlton beat the Brisbane Lions in a pre season hit out that meant absolutely nothing and now we’ve seen enough. Blues are officially the best team in the league. Lock in finals. Lock in top four. Lock in September. Lygon St parade pending Are we overreacting? Yes. Do we care? Absolutely not. Strap in. The lid is off.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.