Bigfeets

In this episode the AIMS team fight a bear, a scarecrow, a 7th Rogue Team, and a Cowboy Mustache. Obviously they lose every single one. Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

In this episode, the AIMS Team loses fights against: A cornfield, half of a house, the concept of triangles, a little boy with a bicycle bell, continuity, their new staff writer, the ghosts of dog-eaten children, adolescent trauma, and Willy's aborted chicken coop. It's the best show ever made. ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

The AIMS team is back and true to form... lost in a cornfield. On the hunt and on run from a werewolf called "the Queen of the Blood Wolves," which is the only cool thing Jeff has ever said. ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

We spend 90 minutes heading on over to Barnbuster Video to watch a hillbilly Ringu tape from a SECOND hillbilly Jigsaw in this, the shocking conclusion to the two-part Dark Forest finale!  ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

Why does Jeff have a skull up his nose? Why is Buck locked up in a dancer's cage? Why are they still in the Dark Forest? Are we really gonna eat all this deer poop? All these questions and more will likely be forgotten as the AIMS Team gets distracted in part one of this two-part finale! ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

The AIMS Team has a new YouTube version of Mountain Monsters! Only they're not allowed to call it that, and they're not allowed to call themselves that. Hold on to your sexy knee-high boots, cause things are gonna get HOT and by HOT we mean AFFORDABLE.

Jeff is SUPER horny, you can tell on account of all the nose bleeds. Hence... THE BLOOD SKULL. We're on the bleeding edge of some big changes for the AIMS team! Tune in and check out the latest episode of BIGFEETS, (also this one.) ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-will-kill-your-imaginary-friend-for-200-robert-brockway/1146656963

In this episode, there's a magical little girl lost in the woods and only Buck knows her special secret- Oop, looks like we've been canceled. This podcast description has been canceled. BUY BROCKWAY'S BOOK OR HE'LL KILL US ALL. Hardcover: https://www.amazon.com/Will-Kill-Your-Imaginary-Friend/dp/B0DKB68X6F NON-Amazon: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-will-kill-your-imaginary-friend-for-200-robert-brockway/1146656963

Y'all... Jeff is just the saddest boy. Just... sad. Tune in to this episode of BIGFEETS and give Jeff a big ol' hug. MIND THE PEE. Well now look at what you did! As if we have paper towels for everybody :(

The Dark Forest™ holds many mysteries, including copyright infringement/childhood trauma super combos! There's nonsense, bickering & partner swapping afoot in this week's episode of BIGFEETS!