The Confused Breakfast

Socially stunted, morally ignorant and he thinks he can have whatever he wants, whenever he wants. Especially with women. Oh, there’s also a sweet inquisitive caveman that gets unfrozen and Pauly shores gives one of his best performances of depth in the 90’s. Yep! Encino Man is here to tell the story of an unfrozen caveman and the two dudes that dig him up on accident. Turns out the ice-age has got nothing on high school. So quit harshing his gig so hardcore, cruster!•0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:11:15- Pertinent movie details  •0:15:30- Memories of first viewing  •0:19:00- Critical and fan reviews •0:31:00- Scene by scene breakdown  •1:36:00- Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery-  All the info you could need and more.  http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————**Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt, who did the Mortal Kombat/Confused Breakfast yell.  Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameo https://linktr.ee/ruffian20——————————————————————**Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show!  319.804.9596——————————————————————**Also, we have a Patreon.  If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra perks and bonus content, check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast and speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes. Dane, Joel, Tony B, Jordon, Nick Merulla, Elisha, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay, Keerlana, BigBigAndy, Bud Larsen, Anita Richard, Travis Hunziker, Bryan Hernandez, Nick Fulkerson, Cale James, Senior Frog, Mr and Mrs Roommate, Greg Jackson, Jason Davis, Daniel Skaggs, Emilio Perez, Skyler Brunssen and Jordan Hooten.. you are the best.  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.   Thank you.   ——————————————————————**Every link you could need from us.   Http://confusedbreakfast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are you ready for the best damn Summer of your life?? Buckle up captain! We’re headed to fat camp! Beneath the paunchy layer of weight jokes lies a classic Disney moral lesson and a Ben Stiller performance that still haunts us in a good way. Is Camp Hope actually a con for parents? Is Tony just misunderstood for trying to help kids get healthy? Did we really need another montage to “I Want Candy”? Grab your body partner, help us get these salamis off our backs and step on the scale! DO IT TO IT, LARS!•0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:11:00- Pertinent movie details  •0:17:15- Memories of first viewing  •0:21:15- Critical and fan reviews •0:31:00- Scene by scene breakdown  •1:30:45- Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery-  All the info you could need and more.  http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————**Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt, who did the Mortal Kombat/Confused Breakfast yell.  Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameo https://linktr.ee/ruffian20——————————————————————**Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show!  319.804.9596——————————————————————**Also, we have a Patreon.  If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra perks and bonus content, check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast and speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes. Dane, Joel, Tony B, Jordon, Nick Merulla, Elisha, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay, Keerlana, BigBigAndy, Bud Larsen, Anita Richard, Travis Hunziker, Bryan Hernandez, Nick Fulkerson, Cale James, Senior Frog, Mr and Mrs Roommate, Greg Jackson, Jason Davis and Daniel Skaggs.. you are the best.  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.   Thank you.   ——————————————————————**Every link you could need from us.   Http://confusedbreakfast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Old feuds die hard. And there were none harder than the international 16 bit console war. The generation gaming that sparked millions of units sold world wide with exclusive games, targeted releases and attack marketing campaigns that made the 2020 presidential election look 8 bit. Super nintendo or Sega Genesis. Which did you have? What were your favorite games? Super Mario or Sonic? Red or blue? Grey or black? 3 buttons or 4? Choose a side and draw the line. •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:08:00- Did you own a Sega or SNES? •0:10:00- Sega Genesis history•0:29:30- Super Nintendo history——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery-  All the info you could need and more.  http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————**Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt, who did the Mortal Kombat/Confused Breakfast yell.  Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameo https://linktr.ee/ruffian20——————————————————————**Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show!  319.804.9596——————————————————————**Also, we have a Patreon.  If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra perks and bonus content, check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast and speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes. Dane, Joel, Tony B, Jordon, Nick Merulla, Elisha, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay, Keerlana, BigBigAndy, Bud Larsen, Anita Richard, Travis Hunziker, Bryan Hernandez, Nick Fulkerson, Cale James, Senior Frog, Mr and Mrs Roommate, Greg Jackson, Jason Davis and Daniel Skaggs.. you are the best.  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.   Thank you.   ——————————————————————**Every link you could need from us.   Http://confusedbreakfast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

At one point in your childhood, you and all your friends got together for last time and didn’t realize it. An endless dream game of baseball stopping only to scam pool honeys, chew like the big leaguers, and indulge a collective imagination that’s larger than life for the sake of a friend. The Sandlot taught us the importance of friendship, to take your shot when you see it and that heroes get remembered, but legends never die. •0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:10:00- Pertinent movie details from Sean •0:14:30- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie•0:19:15- Critical and fan reviews from AJ •0:26:45- Scene by scene breakdown  •1:36:30- The hosts modern day ratings——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery-  All the info you could need and more.  http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————**Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt, who did the Mortal Kombat/Confused Breakfast yell.  Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameo https://linktr.ee/ruffian20——————————————————————**Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show!  319.804.9596——————————————————————**Also, we have a Patreon.  If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra perks and bonus content, check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast and speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes. Dane, Joel, Tony B, Jordon, Nick Merulla, Joseph Kendziuk, Elisha, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay, Keerlana, BigBigAndy, Bud Larsen, Anita Richard, Travis Hunziker, Bryan Hernandez, Nick Fulkerson, Cale James, Senior Frog and Greg Jackson.. you are the best.  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.   Thank you.   ——————————————————————**Every link you could need from us.   Http://confusedbreakfast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh look! Another Japanese Grandpa training some white kid karate… except this time it’s somehow personal. JCVD stars in this full contact splits kick to the face and balls of a movie, Bloodsport. Is Frank Dux the ultimate con man? Did mentos sponsor the movie? Is Chong Li just a misunderstood goon? Let’s dive in, and find out all that and more!•0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats     •0:11:00- Pertinent movie details from Sean•0:17:15- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie•0:21:15- Critical and fan reviews from AJ•0:31:00- Scene by scene breakdown •1:28:45- The host’s modern day ratings——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery-  All the info you could need and more.  http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————**Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt, who did the Mortal Kombat/Confused Breakfast yell.  Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameo https://linktr.ee/ruffian20——————————————————————**Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show!  319.804.9596——————————————————————**Also, we have a Patreon.  If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra perks and bonus content, check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast and speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes. Dane, Joel, Tony B, Jordon, Nick Merulla, Joseph Kendziuk, Elisha, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay, Keerlana, BigBigAndy, Bud Larsen, Anita Richard, Travis Hunziker, Bryan Hernandez, Nick Fulkerson and Greg Jackson.. you are the best.  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.   Thank you.   ——————————————————————**Every link you could need from us.   Http://confusedbreakfast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A movie where nothing really happens on the last day of school. Except everything happens. Because when you were in high school everything meant something. 1993’s ultimate hang out movie, Dazed and Confused, might make you wish you were back in high school or glad you’re past it. Either way, you just gotta keep on L-I-V-I-N.•0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:07:45- Pertinent movie details from Sean•0:14:15- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie•0:18:25- Critical and fan reviews from AJ•0:26:30- Scene by scene breakdown•1:37:00- The hosts modern day ratings——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery-  All the info you could need and more.  http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————**Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt, who did the Mortal Kombat/Confused Breakfast yell.  Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameo https://linktr.ee/ruffian20——————————————————————**Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show!  319.804.9596——————————————————————**Also, we have a Patreon.  If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra perks and bonus content, check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast and speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes. Dane, Joel, Tony B, Jordon, Nick Merulla, Joseph Kendziuk, Elisha, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay, Keerlana, BigBigAndy, Bud Larsen, Anita Richard, Travis Hunziker, Bryan Hernandez, Nick Fulkerson and Greg Jackson.. you are the best.  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.   Thank you.   ——————————————————————**Every link you could need from us.   Http://confusedbreakfast.com
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We need something to wash this all down! how bout you? We go back and break out the sugar and syrups laced libations that our childhood palettes can still taste to this day. For better or for worse. crack open a surge or jolt cola. twist off a secret code with you pepsi blue, but be careful you dont punch a hole through the back of your capri-sun!—————————————————————— Episode timeline:0:00:00- Introduction/Reviews/Chats0:07:00- 90s Snack drink discussion——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery-  All the info you could need and more.  http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————  **Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt from the Intro.  Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameo https://linktr.ee/ruffian20——————————————————————**Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show!  319.804.9596——————————————————————**Also, we have a Patreon.  If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra perks and bonus content, check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast and speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes. Dane, Joel, Tony B, Jordon, Nick Merulla, Joseph Kendziuk, Elisha, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay, Keerlana, BigBigAndy, Bud Larsen and Nick Fulkerson you are the best..  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.  Thank you.   ——————————————————————  **Every link you could need from us.   Http://confusedbreakfast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What came first? A most triumphant music video, or Eddie Van Halen joining the band? Philosophy has never sounded so simple or bodacious for that matter. Bill and Ted's Excellent adventure gives us a genuine blast from the past, ancient greece, feudal mongoalia, the french renaissance, and some most excellent parts of american history. Travel back with us as we break down our final presentation and try to stay out of military school, which would be most heinous, dude.•0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:08:45- Pertinent movie details from Sean
•0:13:30- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie
•0:17:45- Critical and fan reviews from AJ•0:25:00- Scene by scene breakdown 
•1:35:45- The hosts modern day ratings——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery-  All the info you could need and more.  http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————**Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt, who did the Mortal Kombat/Confused Breakfast yell.  Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameo https://linktr.ee/ruffian20——————————————————————**Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show!  319.804.9596——————————————————————**Also, we have a Patreon.  If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra perks and bonus content, check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast and speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes. Dane, Joel, Tony B, Jordon, Nick Merulla, Joseph Kendziuk, Elisha, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay, Keerlana, BigBigAndy, Bud Larsen, Anita Richard, Travis Hunziker, Bryan Hernandez, Nick Fulkerson and Greg Jackson.. you are the best.  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.   Thank you.   ——————————————————————**Every link you could need from us.   Http://confusedbreakfast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Money can’t buy happiness. Or love. Or friendship. But it’ll buy a lot of stuff that might fill the void. On this episode, we Breakdown the uncomfortable tale of Blank Check. When the laws of realty, finance, physics and parental consent are tossed to the wind, you better believe it’s a pubescent boys wacky wildest wet dream. •0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:09:00- Pertinent movie details from Sean
•0:13:15- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie•0:17:00- Critical and fan reviews from AJ
•0:24:30- Scene by scene breakdown 
•1:36:30- The hosts modern day ratings
——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery-  All the info you could need and more.  http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————**Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt, who did the Mortal Kombat/Confused Breakfast yell.  Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameo https://linktr.ee/ruffian20——————————————————————**Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show!  319.804.9596——————————————————————**Also, we have a Patreon.  If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra perks and bonus content, check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast and speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes. Dane, Joel, Tony B, Jordon, Nick Merulla, Joseph Kendziuk, Elisha, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay, Keerlana, BigBigAndy, Bud Larsen, Anita Richard, Travis Hunziker, Bryan Hernandez, Nick Fulkerson and Greg Jackson.. you are the best.  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.   Thank you.   ——————————————————————**Every link you could need from us.   Http://confusedbreakfast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is there a big sexy guy in here?? The demigod, John Candy, partners with one of the 80's most iconic directors, John Hughes, to bring us a larger than life comedy. Can the stand out performances of Candy, Culkin, and company, be enough to salvage a classic fish out of water scenario? Can John Hughes create enough space for Candy's first major lead AND make it out from under his own Brat-pack shadow? either way, one things for sure... he's cooking our garbage.•0:00:00-  A Special Tribute
•0:02:15-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:12:45- Pertinent movie details from Sean
•0:19:15- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie
•0:23:30- Critical and fan reviews from AJ
•0:30:30- Scene by scene breakdown 
•1:41:15- The hosts modern day ratings

**Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt from the Intro.  Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameohttps://linktr.ee/ruffian20**Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show!  319.804.9596**Also, we have a Patreon.  If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra perks and bonus content, check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast and speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes. Dane, Joel, Tony B, PT, Jordon, Nick Merulla, Joseph Kendziuk, Elisha, Camden Griffith and Nick Fulkerson you are the best.  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.  Thank you.  

**Every link you could need from us.   Http://confusedbreakfast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices