The Confused Breakfast

Don’t forget your flippy floppies! It’s a warm one out there! Oh wait, wrong movie, kinda. 50 first dates takes a fun twist on a familiar plot with a character reliving the same day over and over and over again. But everyone else is there to help her along, kind of. This feels a little weird to be honest.. just lying to a loved one day after day after coercing lots of other women and friends.. aloha!•0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:07:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:12:30- Pertinent movie details •0:14:00  - Critical and fan reviews•0:25:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:18:30- Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray Glasses.  Browse and more info here at http://felixgrayglasses.com/confused——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery-  Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey.  http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————**Every link you could need from us.   Http://confusedbreakfast.com——————————————————————**Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show!  319.804.9596——————————————————————**Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt, who did the Mortal Kombat/Confused Breakfast yell.  Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameo https://direct.me/MORTALKOMBATVOICE——————————————————————**Also, we have a Patreon.  If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra perks and bonus content, check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast and speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes.  Dane, Joel, Robin Fawcett, Tony B, Nick Merulla, Mark Prior, Keerlana, Jordon, Elisha, Nick Fulkerson, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay,  Bud Larsen, BigBigAndy, Katie Beeks, Travis Hunziker, Bryan Hernandez,  Greg Jackson, Mr and Mrs Roommate, Cale James, Jason Davis, Emilio Perez, Shaun Dixon, Skyler Brunssen, Jordan Hooten, Brynna Misener, Willie Cox III, Jenel Lewis, Joseph Thomas, Marshall G, Ryker Garrison, Ryan Carlton, Josh Miller, Conor, Macy, Jason Botsford, Stephen Moore, Chris Prior, Paul DeAro, Jason Hahn, Moth Maiden Creations, Travis Scanlan, Erik Hein, Michael Hodde, Gary McCarthy, Corey Vaughn, Damien Zemek, Ranger Rick and Suebaloo, Zachary Hearon, Dallas B, Kitty VVitch Chaos, Revis, David Waggoner, Tim Nash, Mike Zachar, Duane Van, Zachary Moore, Robert Vens, Joey Piemonte, Koel Derocher, David Waters, Allen Cross, Shawn, ZerophoniK, Amy N, Ryan O, Samuel Miller, David Gould, Channing Rankin, Anthony Stone, John Devlin, Zachary Jones, Seth Murray, Tina Hansen, Rolland and Julie, Leeloo Dallas Multipass, Joshua Goodman, Lance Davis, Jesse Anderson, MikeBeingMike, James DeHart, Dale Prystupa, Lana Kropf, Anthony Guidi, Mike Wheeler, Andrew Sawtell, Erik Harding, Gerret Layoff, Gabe B, Aaron Baker, Ryan Grabski, Michael Nash, Adam Bathon, Ryan Weaver, Quinton Moore, Aaron Vandergriff, Zach Evans, Willard Brown and Justin Wooley.  You are the best.  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.   Thank you.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don’t forget your booties, it’s cold out there! It’s GROUNDHOG DAY and you only got one day to live, over and over and over again. What would do? What would you do different? Who would you do? Who would you do different? Why would you do.. well you get it. It’s time to flirt with the locals, eat everything we can and finish with a cold shower… or driving the truck off a cliff.•0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:05:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:15- Pertinent movie details •0:11:45  - Critical and fan reviews•0:22:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:20:30- Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray Glasses.  Browse and more info here at http://felixgrayglasses.com/confused——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery-  Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey.  http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————**Every link you could need from us.   Http://confusedbreakfast.com——————————————————————**Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show!  319.804.9596——————————————————————**Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt, who did the Mortal Kombat/Confused Breakfast yell.  Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameo https://direct.me/MORTALKOMBATVOICE——————————————————————**Also, we have a Patreon.  If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra perks and bonus content, check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast and speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes.  Dane, Joel, Robin Fawcett, Tony B, Nick Merulla, Mark Prior, Keerlana, Jordon, Elisha, Nick Fulkerson, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay,  Bud Larsen, BigBigAndy, Katie Beeks, Travis Hunziker, Bryan Hernandez,  Greg Jackson, Mr and Mrs Roommate, Cale James, Jason Davis, Emilio Perez, Shaun Dixon, Skyler Brunssen, Jordan Hooten, Brynna Misener, Willie Cox III, Jenel Lewis, Joseph Thomas, Marshall G, Ryker Garrison, Ryan Carlton, Josh Miller, Conor, Macy, Jason Botsford, Stephen Moore, Chris Prior, Paul DeAro, Jason Hahn, BuckarooBonsly,  Moth Maiden Creations, Travis Scanlan, Erik Hein, Michael Hodde, Gary McCarthy, Corey Vaughn, Damien Zemek, Ranger Rick and Suebaloo, Zachary Hearon, Dallas B, Kitty VVitch Chaos, Revis, David Waggoner, Tim Nash, Mike Zachar, Duane Van, Zachary Moore, Robert Vens, Joey Piemonte, Koel Derocher, David Waters, Allen Cross, Shawn, ZerophoniK, Amy N, Ryan O, Dakota Holland, Samuel Miller, David Gould, Channing Rankin, Anthony Stone, John Devlin, Zachary Jones, Seth Murray, Tina Hansen, Rolland and Julie, Matthew Schaffner, Leeloo Dallas Multipass, Joshua Goodman, Lance Davis, Jesse Anderson, Biggie Brands, MikeBeingMike, James DeHart, Dale Prystupa, Lana Kropf, Mike Wheeler, Andrew Sawtell, Erik Harding, Gerret Layoff, Gabe B, Aaron Baker, Ryan Grabski, Peter High, Michael Nash, Adam Bathon, Ryan Weaver, Quinton Moore, Aaron Vandergriff, Zach Evans and Willard Brown.  You are the best.  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.   Thank you.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our topic today is Top 5 Romantic Comedies.  Before you go, ewwwwww, yuck and turn it off, you gotta think about the bad rap that Romantic Comedies get.  People think of them as 'girl movies' and 'dumb love stories.'  But if you think this way, you are likely missing out on some truly great movies that are perfect for all occasions.  Join us as we discuss our Top 5 Romantic Comedies. •0:00:00- Introductions•0:05:00- Topic Setup•0:09:15-  Honorable Mentions•0:13:30 Top 5 Rom-Coms——————————————————————**Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray Glasses.  Browse and more info here at http://felixgrayglasses.com/confused——————————————————————**Get 20% OFF at Manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code CONFUSED at MANSCAPED.com ——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery-  Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey.  http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————**Every link you could need from us.   Http://confusedbreakfast.com——————————————————————**Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show!  319.804.9596——————————————————————**Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt, who did the Mortal Kombat/Confused Breakfast yell.  Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameo https://direct.me/MORTALKOMBATVOICE——————————————————————**Also, we have a Patreon.  If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra perks and bonus content, check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast and speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes.  Dane, Joel, Robin Fawcett, Tony B, Nick Merulla, Mark Prior, Keerlana, Jordon, Elisha, Nick Fulkerson, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay,  Bud Larsen, BigBigAndy, Katie Beeks, Travis Hunziker, Bryan Hernandez,  Greg Jackson, Mr and Mrs Roommate, Cale James, Jason Davis, Emilio Perez, Shaun Dixon, Skyler Brunssen, Jordan Hooten, Brynna Misener, Willie Cox III, Jenel Lewis, Joseph Thomas, Marshall G, Ryker Garrison, Ryan Carlton, Josh Miller, Conor, Macy, Jason Botsford, Stephen Moore, Chris Prior, Paul DeAro, Jason Hahn, BuckarooBonsly,  Moth Maiden Creations, Travis Scanlan, Erik Hein, Michael Hodde, Gary McCarthy, Corey Vaughn, Damien Zemek, Ranger Rick and Suebaloo, Zachary Hearon, Dallas B, Kitty VVitch Chaos, Revis, David Waggoner, Tim Nash, Mike Zachar, Duane Van, Zachary Moore, Robert Vens, Joey Piemonte, Koel Derocher, David Waters, Allen Cross, Shawn, ZerophoniK, Amy N, Ryan O, Dakota Holland, Samuel Miller, David Gould, Channing Rankin, Anthony Stone, John Devlin, Zachary Jones, Seth Murray, Tina Hansen, Rolland and Julie, Matthew Schaffner, Leeloo Dallas Multipass, Joshua Goodman, Lance Davis, Jesse Anderson, Biggie Brands, Mark Rosshirt, MikeBeingMike, James DeHart, Dale Prystupa, Nichole Renschen, Lana Kropf, Mike Wheeler, Andrew Sawtell, Erik Harding, Gerret Layoff, Gabe B, Aaron Baker, Ryan Grabski, Peter High, Michael Nash, Adam Bathon and Dan K Nugget III.  You are the best.  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.   Thank you.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sanka, ya ded? Our lord and savior, John Candy is back as we review the second best Disney movie made about the Olympics.  A movie that took some major liberties with the actual story, in order to deliver us a  feel-good, lesson-learned type of a film.   Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's podcast time... Cool Runningsssss!•0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:06:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:09:45- Pertinent movie details •0:15:00  - Critical and fan reviews•0:21:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:26:30- Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray Glasses.  Browse and more info here at http://felixgrayglasses.com/confused——————————————————————**Get 20% OFF at Manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code CONFUSED at MANSCAPED.com ——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery-  Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey.  http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————**Every link you could need from us.   Http://confusedbreakfast.com——————————————————————**Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show!  319.804.9596——————————————————————**Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt, who did the Mortal Kombat/Confused Breakfast yell.  Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameo https://direct.me/MORTALKOMBATVOICE——————————————————————**Also, we have a Patreon.  If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra perks and bonus content, check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast and speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes.  Dane, Joel, Robin Fawcett, Tony B, Nick Merulla, Mark Prior, Keerlana, Jordon, Elisha, Nick Fulkerson, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay,  Bud Larsen, BigBigAndy, Katie Beeks, Travis Hunziker, Bryan Hernandez,  Greg Jackson, Mr and Mrs Roommate, Cale James, Jason Davis, Emilio Perez, Shaun Dixon, Skyler Brunssen, Jordan Hooten, Brynna Misener, Willie Cox III, Jenel Lewis, Joseph Thomas, Marshall G, Ryker Garrison, Ryan Carlton, Josh Miller, Conor, Macy, Jason Botsford, Stephen Moore, Chris Prior, Paul DeAro, Jason Hahn, BuckarooBonsly,  Moth Maiden Creations, Travis Scanlan, Erik Hein, Michael Hodde, Gary McCarthy, Corey Vaughn, Damien Zemek, Ranger Rick and Suebaloo, Zachary Hearon, Dallas B, Kitty VVitch Chaos, Revis, David Waggoner, Tim Nash, Mike Zachar, Duane Van, Zachary Moore, Robert Vens, Joey Piemonte, Koel Derocher, David Waters, Allen Cross, Shawn, ZerophoniK, Amy N, Ryan O, Dakota Holland, Samuel Miller, David Gould, Channing Rankin, Anthony Stone, John Devlin, Zachary Jones, Seth Murray, Tina Hansen, Rolland and Julie, Matthew Schaffner, Leeloo Dallas Multipass, Joshua Goodman, Lance Davis, Jesse Anderson, Biggie Brands, Mark Rosshirt, MikeBeingMike, James DeHart, Dale Prystupa, Nichole Renschen, Lana Kropf, Mike Wheeler, Andrew Sawtell, Erik Harding, Gerret Layoff, Gabe B, Aaron Baker, Ryan Grabski, Peter High and Michael Nash.  You are the best.  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.   Thank you.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After watching the original Matrix, we sat down and discussed our thoughts on the new Matrix installment.    If you like this type of content, consider joining our Patreon for bonus content every week!  Check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast And speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes.  Dane, Joel, Robin Fawcett, Tony B, Nick Merulla, Mark Prior, Keerlana, Jordon, Elisha, Nick Fulkerson, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay,  Bud Larsen, BigBigAndy, Katie Beeks, Travis Hunziker, Bryan Hernandez,  Greg Jackson, Mr and Mrs Roommate, Cale James, Jason Davis, Emilio Perez, Shaun Dixon, Skyler Brunssen, Jordan Hooten, Brynna Misener, Willie Cox III, Jenel Lewis, Joseph Thomas, Marshall G, Ryker Garrison, Ryan Carlton, Josh Miller, Conor, Macy, Jason Botsford, Stephen Moore, Chris Prior, Paul DeAro, Jason Hahn, BuckarooBonsly,  Moth Maiden Creations, Travis Scanlan, Erik Hein, Michael Hodde, Gary McCarthy, Corey Vaughn, Damien Zemek, Ranger Rick and Suebaloo, Zachary Hearon, Dallas B, Kitty VVitch Chaos, Revis, David Waggoner, Tim Nash, Mike Zachar, Duane Van, Zachary Moore, Robert Vens, Joey Piemonte, Koel Derocher, David Waters, Allen Cross, Shawn, ZerophoniK, Amy N, Ryan O, Dakota Holland, Samuel Miller, David Gould, Channing Rankin, Anthony Stone, John Devlin, Zachary Jones, Seth Murray, Tina Hansen, Rolland and Julie, Matthew Schaffner, Leeloo Dallas Multipass, Joshua Goodman, Lance Davis, Jesse Anderson, Biggie Brands, Mark Rosshirt, MikeBeingMike, James DeHart, Dale Prystupa, Nichole Renschen, Lana Kropf, Mike Wheeler, Andrew Sawtell, Erik Harding, Gerret Layoff, Gabe B, Aaron Baker, Ryan Grabski and Peter High.  You are the best.  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.   Thank you.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

take the blue pill and you'll wake up feeling kind of groggy. take the red pill and you'll be ripped from everything you could possibly think of as real and spit out via a bio mechanical bowel movement, picked up like a prize in a claw machine and everyone is definitely gonna see your privates...1999's The Matrix left us all questioning our own reality among other things. do they sterilize those brain needles? is Morpheus actually a bad guy? was Cypher right? STOP. Its bullet time. eat your goup, and take your pills, we're gonna see how deep the rabbit hole goes.•0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:05:15- Memories of first viewing •0:11:15- Pertinent movie details •0:17:00  - Critical and fan reviews•0:22:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:33:30- Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Get 20% OFF at Manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code CONFUSED at MANSCAPED.com ——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery-  Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey.  http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————**Every link you could need from us.   Http://confusedbreakfast.com——————————————————————**Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show!  319.804.9596——————————————————————**Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt, who did the Mortal Kombat/Confused Breakfast yell.  Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameo https://direct.me/MORTALKOMBATVOICE——————————————————————**Also, we have a Patreon.  If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra perks and bonus content, check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast and speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes.  Dane, Joel, Tony B, Nick Merulla, Mark Prior, Keerlana, Jordon, Elisha, Nick Fulkerson, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay,  Bud Larsen, BigBigAndy, Katie Beeks, Travis Hunziker, Bryan Hernandez,  Greg Jackson, Mr and Mrs Roommate, Cale James, Jason Davis, Emilio Perez, Shaun Dixon, Skyler Brunssen, Jordan Hooten, Brynna Misener, Willie Cox III, Jenel Lewis, Joseph Thomas, Marshall G, Ryker Garrison, Ryan Carlton, Josh Miller, Conor, Macy, Jason Botsford, Stephen Moore, Chris Prior, Paul DeAro, Jason Hahn, BuckarooBonsly,  Moth Maiden Creations, Travis Scanlan, Erik Hein, Michael Hodde, Gary McCarthy, Corey Vaughn, Damien Zemek, Ranger Rick and Suebaloo, Zachary Hearon, Eric Murrieta, Dallas B, Kitty VVitch Chaos, Revis, David Waggoner, Tim Nash, Mike Zachar, Duane Van, Zachary Moore, Robert Vens, Joey Piemonte, Koel Derocher, David Waters, Allen Cross, Shawn, ZerophoniK, Amy N, Ryan O, Dakota Holland, Samuel Miller, David Gould, Channing Rankin, Anthony Stone, John Devlin, Zachary Jones, Seth Murray, Tina Hansen, Rolland and Julie, Matthew Schaffner, Leeloo Dallas Multipass, Joshua Goodman, Lance Davis, Jesse Anderson, Biggie Brands, Mark Rosshirt, MikeBeingMike, James DeHart, Dale Prystupa, Nichole Renschen, Lana Kropf, Mike Wheeler, Andrew Sawtell, Erik Harding, Gerret Layoff, Gabe B and Aaron Baker.  You are the best.  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.   Thank you.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

GNARLEY! It’s time to finish up your paper route and bicycle boogie on down to hell track! Rad offers up some of best 80’s cheese that taught us that corporate bread is no match for scrappy hometown DIY attitude dude!  Let’s stick it to the man and mom and ass slide our way in to awesomeness! •0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:06:15- Pertinent movie details •0:10:15- Memories of first viewing •0:16:00  - Critical and fan reviews•0:21:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:20:30- Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Get 20% OFF at Manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code CONFUSED at MANSCAPED.com ——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery-  Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey.  http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————**Every link you could need from us.   Http://confusedbreakfast.com——————————————————————**Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show!  319.804.9596——————————————————————**Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt, who did the Mortal Kombat/Confused Breakfast yell.  Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameo https://direct.me/MORTALKOMBATVOICE——————————————————————**Also, we have a Patreon.  If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra perks and bonus content, check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast and speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes.  Dane, Joel, Tony B, Nick Merulla, Mark Prior, Keerlana, Jordon, Elisha, Nick Fulkerson, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay,  Bud Larsen, BigBigAndy, Katie Beeks, Travis Hunziker, Bryan Hernandez,  Greg Jackson, Mr and Mrs Roommate, Cale James, Jason Davis, Emilio Perez, Shaun Dixon, Skyler Brunssen, Jordan Hooten, Brynna Misener, Willie Cox III, Jewel Lewis, Joseph Thomas, Marshall G, Ryker Garrison, Ryan Carlton, Josh Miller, Conor, Macy, Jason Botsford, Stephen Moore, Chris Prior, Paul DeAro, Jason Hahn, BuckarooBonsly,  Moth Maiden Creations, Travis Scanlan, Erik Hein, Michael Hodde, Gary McCarthy, Corey Vaughn, Damien Zemek, Ranger Rick and Suebaloo, Zachary Hearon, Eric Murrieta, Dallas B, Kitty VVitch Chaos, Revis, David Waggoner, Tim Nash, Mike Zachar, Duane Van, Robert Vens, Joey Piemonte, David Waters, Allen Cross, Shawn, ZerophoniK, Amy N, Ryan O, Dakota Holland, Samuel Miller, David Gould, Channing Rankin, Anthony Stone, John Devlin, Zachary Jones, Seth Murray, Tina Hansen, Mat Brewer, Rolland and Julie, Matthew Schaffner, Leeloo Dallas Multipass, Joshua Goodman, Lance Davis, Jesse Anderson, Biggie Brands, Mark Rosshirt, MikeBeingMike, James DeHart, Dale Prystupa, Nichole Renschen and Lana Kropf.  You are the best.  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.   Thank you.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it.  So we came up with a new idea for an episode.  We will be reviewing a classic movie from 2 different perspectives. First, from the perspective of someone who has seen the movie countless times.  And secondly, from the perspective of 2 people that have JUST watched the movie for the first and only time.  Today's episode will focus on 1985’s ‘The Legend of Billie Jean.’  Whether you have seen it or you haven't, this will be a fun episode for you to listen to!  •0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:04:30- Who hasn’t seen this movie•0:11:45- Pertinent details and reviews•0:17:00- Scene by scene breakdown •1:14:30-  Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Get 20% OFF at Manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code CONFUSED at MANSCAPED.com ——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery-  Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey.  http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————**Every link you could need from us.   Http://confusedbreakfast.com——————————————————————**Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show!  319.804.9596——————————————————————**Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt, who did the Mortal Kombat/Confused Breakfast yell.  Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameo https://direct.me/MORTALKOMBATVOICE——————————————————————**Also, we have a Patreon.  If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra perks and bonus content, check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast and speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes.  Dane, Joel, Tony B, Nick Merulla, Mark Prior, Keerlana, Jordon, Elisha, Nick Fulkerson, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay,  Bud Larsen, BigBigAndy, Katie Beeks, Travis Hunziker, Bryan Hernandez,  Greg Jackson, Mr and Mrs Roommate, Cale James, Jason Davis, Daniel Skaggs, Emilio Perez, Shaun Dixon, Skyler Brunssen, Jordan Hooten, Brynna Misener, Willie Cox III, Jewel Lewis, Joseph Thomas, Marshall G, Ryker Garrison, Mitch Cavanaugh, Ryan Carlton, Josh Miller, Conor, Macy, Jason Botsford, Stephen Moore, Chris Prior, Paul DeAro, Jason Hahn, BuckarooBonsly, Jeff Spencer, Moth Maiden Creations, Travis Scanlan, Erik Hein, Michael Hodde, Gary McCarthy, Corey Vaughn, Damien Zemek, Jukes of Hazard, Ranger Rick and Suebaloo, Zachary Hearon, Eric Murrieta, Dallas B, Tim, Kitty VVitch Chaos, Revis, David Waggoner, Jeni Wilson, Tim Nash, Mike Zachar, Duane Van, Zachary Moore, Robert Vens, Joey Piemonte, Kool Derocher, David Waters, Allen Cross, Shawn, ZerophoniK, Amy N, Ryan O, Andrea Santo, Dakota Holland, Samuel Miller, David Gould, Channing Rankin, Anthony Stone, John Devlin, Zachary Jones, Seth Murray, Tina Hansen, Mat Brewer, Rolland and Julie, Matthew Schaffner, Leeloo Dallas Multipass, Joshua Goodman, Lance Davis, Jesse Anderson, Biggie Brands, Mark Rosshirt, MikeBeingMike and James DeHart.  You are the best.  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.   Thank you.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You’ll shoot your eye out! The movie that makes 24 hours seem like a single watch. A Christmas Story has been revered as the quintessential holiday film while others call it over rated and pandering. This movie still taught us about licking cold poles, major awards, changing tires, haggling, a football is a terrible Christmas gift, where to eat on Christmas in case of emergency, and the importance of being honest about what you really want in life while lying about everything else. Luckily we got a compass in the stock. •0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:07:00- Pertinent movie details •0:11:45- Memories of first viewing •0:16:00  - Critical and fan reviews•0:23:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:17:45- Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Get 20% OFF at Manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code CONFUSED at MANSCAPED.com ——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery-  Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey.  http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————**Every link you could need from us.   Http://confusedbreakfast.com——————————————————————**Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show!  319.804.9596——————————————————————**Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt, who did the Mortal Kombat/Confused Breakfast yell.  Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameo https://direct.me/MORTALKOMBATVOICE——————————————————————**Also, we have a Patreon.  If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra perks and bonus content, check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast and speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes.  Dane, Joel, Tony B, Nick Merulla, Elisha, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay, Keerlana, Jordon, BigBigAndy, Bud Larsen, Anita Richard, Travis Hunziker, Bryan Hernandez, Nick Fulkerson, Cale James, Greg Jackson, Mr and Mrs Roommate, Jason Davis, Daniel Skaggs, Emilio Perez, Shaun Dixon, Skyler Brunssen, Jordan Hooten, Brynna Misener, Willie Cox III, Jewel Lewis, Joseph Thomas, Marshall G, Ryker Garrison, Mitch Cavanaugh, Ryan Carlton, Josh Miller, Conor, Macy, Jason Botsford, Stephen Moore, Chris Prior, Paul DeAro, Jason Hahn, BuckarooBonsly, Jeff Spencer, Moth Maiden Creations, Travis Scanlan, Erik Hein, Michael Hodde, Gary McCarthy, Corey Vaughn, Damien Zemek, Jukes of Hazard, Ranger Rick and Suebaloo, Mark Prior, Zachary Hearon, Eric Murrieta, Dallas B, Tim, Kitty VVitch Chaos, Revis, David Waggoner, Jeni Wilson, Tim Nash, Mike Zachar, Duane Van, Zachary Moore, Robert Vens, Pit Take BBQ, Joey Piemonte, Kool Derocher, David Waters, Allen Cross, Shawn, ZerophoniK, Amy N, Ryan, Andrea Santo, Dakota Holland, Samuel Miller, David Gould, Channing Rankin, Anthony Stone, SAM, John Devlin, Zachary Jones, Seth Murray, Tina Hansen, Matthew Brewer, Rolland and Julie, Matthew Schaffner, Leeloo Dallas Multipass, Johua Goodman, Lance Davis, Jesse Anderson, Biggie Brands and Mark Rosshirt.  You are the best.  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.   Thank you.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s time to put up the exterior illumination, grease up the sleds, and empty the sh***er. Christmas Vacation is maybe more of a staycation, but who needs travel when you can have the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house come right to your front door. •0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:05:30- Pertinent movie details •0:09:00- Memories of first viewing •0:12:00  - Critical and fan reviews•0:17:15 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:20:45- Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Get 20% OFF at Manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code CONFUSED at MANSCAPED.com ——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery-  Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey.  http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————**Every link you could need from us.   Http://confusedbreakfast.com——————————————————————**Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show!  319.804.9596——————————————————————**Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt, who did the Mortal Kombat/Confused Breakfast yell.  Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameo https://direct.me/MORTALKOMBATVOICE——————————————————————**Also, we have a Patreon.  If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra perks and bonus content, check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast and speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes.  Dane, Joel, Tony B, Nick Merulla, Elisha, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay, Keerlana, Jordon, BigBigAndy, Bud Larsen, Anita Richard, Travis Hunziker, Bryan Hernandez, Nick Fulkerson, Cale James, Greg Jackson, Mr and Mrs Roommate, Jason Davis, Daniel Skaggs, Emilio Perez, Shaun Dixon, Skyler Brunssen, Jordan Hooten, Brynna Misener, Willie Cox III, Jewel Lewis, Joseph Thomas, Marshall G, Ryker Garrison, Mitch Cavanaugh, Ryan Carlton, Josh Miller, Conor, Macy, Jason Botsford, Stephen Moore, Chris Prior, Paul DeAro, Jason Hahn, BuckarooBonsly, Jeff Spencer, Moth Maiden Creations, Travis Scanlan, Erik Hein, Michael Hodde, Gary McCarthy, Corey Vaughn, Damien Zemek, Jukes of Hazard, Ranger Rick and Suebaloo, Mark Prior, Zachary Hearon, Eric Murrieta, Dallas B, Tim, Kitty VVitch Chaos, Revis, David Waggoner, Jeni Wilson, Tim Nash, Mike Zachar, Duane Van, Zachary Moore, Robert Vens, Pit Take BBQ, Joey Piemonte, Kool Derocher, David Waters, Allen Cross, Shawn, ZerophoniK, Amy N, Ryan, Andrea Santo, Dakota Holland, Samuel Miller, David Gould, Channing Rankin, Anthony Stone, SAM, John Devlin, Zachary Jones, Seth Murray, Tina Hansen, Matthew Brewer, Rolland and Julie, Matthew Schaffner, Leeloo Dallas Multipass, Johua Goodman, Lance Davis and Jesse Anderson.  You are the best.  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.   Thank you.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices