Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

THE Derek Hough joins Kaitlyn to inspire us all to JUST DANCE (cue Gaga) and... be extremely productive with our time! Derek is like the male version of Beyoncé and seems to have unlimited hours in a day to perform numerous dances, while dance training others, choreographing dances, making hilarious pelvis thrusting videos that we can never unsee, caring for his doggies, winning a record-breaking 6 mirrorballs, bringing a new show “Derek Hough: No Limit” to Vegas AS WELL AS returning as a judge on the next season of DWTS. PHEW! But in times of stress and overwhelm, instead of asking himself “Why is this happening TO me?” he asks himself “Why is this happening FOR me?”... except when it comes to the "unseen dealbreaker"... nobody wants that to happen to them. Kaitlyn reminisces with Derek about her time on DWTS, that damn Cruella wig and her first born child, her mirrorball. Derek confesses one of his most embarrassing on-stage moments and that his girlfriend has turned him into a Bachelor superfan with a very impressive limo entrance that could go wrong very quickly. Kaitlyn wraps up the interview with a fun game of “Which Judge Said It?” where Derek has to guess the memorable judge comment from DWTS and Derek’s impersonations do not disappoint! You can find Derek on IG at @derekhough or buy tickets to his new show 'Derek Hough: No Limit' at www.ticketmaster.com DAILY HARVEST - Go to dailyharvest.com and enter code vine to get up to $40 off your first box! OXICLEAN - Visit oxicleancoupons.com where a coupon is waiting for you. APARTMENTS.COM - Go to apartments.com. The most popular place to find a place. GEICO - Go to geico.com, get a quote, and see how much you could save. It’s GEICO-easy! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ashley, Jared, and baby Tommy Pickles (we’ll explain) are on the mic today to talk pregnancy updates, their soon-to-launch business together, and get into this week’s double dose of Bachelor in Paradise! Consider this episode the start of a very long baby shower, as Aunt Kaitlyn gets ready to welcome Ashley and Jared’s baby boy. Even though pregnancy hasn’t exactly been smooth sailing for the couple, Ashley reveals why she loves Jared more than ever and why she thinks Jason is definitely going to ace the dad game. We all know that the beaches of Paradise are VERY meaningful to our guests, so they, along with KB, have plenty to say about what happened on our screens this week between exes, new romances, and clout chasers. One thing is for sure: no one on Paradise or any season of the franchise can begin to compare to Kaitlyn’s group of men. Ashley, Jared, and Kaitlyn then enter confession territory where we find out what goes into conceiving a baby and how they themselves were conceived wayyy back in the day, because we’re all old enough to know *NSYNC’s first album over here.  Be sure to follow Ashley and Jared on IG at @ashley_iaconetti and @jaredhaibon! CHINET - Visit mychinet.com to find out moreAWAY - Start your 100-day trial and shop the entire Away lineup of travel essentials, including their best-selling suitcases, at AwayTravel.com/vine. ROTHY’S - Head to Rothys.com/VINE to find your new warm weather favorites today.GEICO - Go to Geico.com, get a quote, and see how much YOU could save. VIZZY - Upgrade your hard seltzer to Vizzy. To find out where you can purchase Vizzy go to vizzyhardseltzer.com/VINE.OXICLEAN - Visit OxicleanCoupons.com right now, where a coupon is waiting for you.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The OG Influencer and one of Hollywood’s “most notable troublemakers”, Perez Hilton, joins Kaitlyn to spill the celebri-tea on… the new leaf he’s turned over for himself?!! Perez has had his fair share of controversies in the media as well as lawsuits over the past decade+ but he’s been using the past couple of years to change the way he sees things, the way he reports on celebrity goss and he shares that he has even removed certain words from his vocabulary. He shares with Kaitlyn how he realizes he was a huge part of the problem and fuelled the fire in many instances, especially with the entire #FREEBritney movement which Kaitlyn and him deep dive into discussing. He hasn’t changed everything though - Perez being Perez, takes over the first part of the interview asking Kaitlyn alllll the questions about her life on her own podcast, including Jason’s close call when he was hit by a car. Perez is a busy single father of 3 and he proves he has had zero time for a personal life via his "rusty" confession... You can find Perez on IG at @ThePerezHilton @PerezHilton and @MyTrueTen CHINET - Visit mychinet.com to find out more. OXICLEAN - Visit oxicleancoupons.com where a coupon is waiting for you. BOLL & BRANCH - Listeners get an exclusive 15% off your first set of sheets with promo code VINE15 at bollandbranch.com EUROPEAN WAX CENTER - Visit waxcenter.com and book your reservation today. All first-time guests get their first first wax free! GEICO - Go to geico.com, get a quote, and see how much you could save. It’s GEICO-easy! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A smoke bro and a smoke show join together on the mic to dive deep into the dumpster fire that is Bachelor in Paradise. But first, we obviously need a professional stylists’ opinion on the new Dew apparel edit, so Lo breaks down his thoughts on the coziest line of Dew goodies yet. We’re all about self-love and dewin’ you at Dew, and Lo is most definitely feeling his new mom status in his Dew sweatsuit. Stay tuned for an Instagram fashion show! When it comes to Paradise, Lo is brand spanking new to this part of the franchise, and he shares all of his thoughts on the cast of characters this season including Boom Boom Room Blondie, Southern Belle, and Chasen Chad. Plus, we finally learn why Tia refers to her hoo-haw as a china pot through a very revealing voice note, and Tammy joins Kaitlyn to explain what we didn’t get to see on screen. CHINET - Visit mychinet.com to find out more GEICO - Go to Geico.com, get a quote, and see how much YOU could save. It’s GEICO-easy!  JENNI KAYNE - Find your forever pieces at jennikayne.com. And get 15% off your first order when you use code VINE at checkout. OXICLEAN - Visit OxicleanCoupons.com right now, where a coupon is waiting for you. RENT THE RUNWAY - Use promo code VINE for 30% off! Valid for a limited time so visit RentTheRunway.com today.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

All hail “The Corn”!!! Kaitlyn has Courtney Parchman, most widely known as “Average Fashion Blogger” a.k.a. Corny, join her on Off the Vine after receiving the most hilarious Cameo video from her as a gift and since becoming one of her #1 fans. Corny’s short and hilarious social media bits (including one with Pilot Pete) started as a joke making fun of fashion bloggers for her friends but they went viral on her College campus and have since gained her a massive following on both TikTok and Instagram and all of it is helping get her foot in the acting door which is her end goal. Corny shares what her Bachelor limo entrance would be, more about the writing, practicing and perfecting of comedy (a side of it we all forget takes place to really make it happen) and she opens up about a very toxic relationship she had with food which led to the removal of part of her stomach. The interview ends with a hilarious 5 second rule that Corny fails miserably and the hot beef breath is something no one can unsee. You can find Courtney on IG and TikTok at @averagefashionblogger CHINET - Visit mychinet.com to find out more. GEICO - Go to geico.com, get a quote, and see how much you could save. It’s GEICO-easy! JORDAN HARBINGER - Search for The Jordan Harbinger Show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts. OXICLEAN - Visit oxicleancoupons.com where a coupon is waiting for you. PELOTON - With the Peloton Bike, there’s nothing like working out from home. New members can try Peloton classes free for 30 days at onepeloton.com/app. Terms apply. TALKSPACE - Start feeling better with a single message. Go to talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code VINE. ZOLA - Go to zola.com/vine today, and use promo code SAVE50 for fifty-percent off your save the dates. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Man of many words, Dancing with the Stars legend, and former grocery store owner, Joe Amabile, joins Kaitlyn to talk all about what’s been going down on the beaches of Paradise this season. But before they get down to business about what we saw on our screens this week, Kaitlyn and Joe talk about whether Joe considers himself an introvert or extrovert, how he felt about his decision to get back on national television, and how he pronounces the word “grocery” (very intense debate here). Then the two dive into some very important questions including: Why would you go on BIP when you know you have someone back home? What was really going on with Joe when he looked heartbroken on the beach (hint: not heartbreak)? And, how does Joe feel about Canada? Kaitlyn shares a hot take about Thomas, Joe delivers a pretty depressing confession, and the two play some games that highlight Joe’s accent and grocery knowledge. You can find Joe on Instagram @joeamabile1 and find his sauce by visiting sundayswithjoe.com!   VIZZY - To find out where you can purchase Vizzy go to VizzyHardSeltzer.com/vine  GEICO - Go to GEICO dot com, get a quote, and see how much YOU could save. It’s GEICO-easy! Visit geico.com today.   CHINET - Chinet Brand’s disposable tableware is perfect to have on hand next time you’re gathering with friends. Visit mychinet.com to find out more. OXICLEAN - Visit OxicleanCoupons.com right now, where a coupon is waiting for you. RENT THE RUNWAY - Exclusive offer for listeners: use promo code VINE for 30% off! Valid for a limited time so visit RentTheRunway.com today. Terms & c onditions apply. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The most recently engaged couple to come off of The Bachelorette, Katie & Blake, join Kaitlyn & Jason for a double date!! They make the most of their time still apart in different cities talking about loonies, toonies, double doubles and toques. Or not really because Katie doesn’t have a clue about these Canadian things! But they do get to talking about their experience with that good ol’ Maple Syrup in the bedroom and it leaves Jason Googling to find out more. Blake, Katie, Jason & Kaitlyn review their Ennegreams as well as Love Languages to analyze their compatibility and determine what could use some work. Blake shares more about his life as a Wildlife Manager, AKA basically Ace Ventura and his love for baby rhinos, but then keeps a tight lid on saying anything about what Katie wants to share as their confession….APARTMENTS.COM - Go to apartments.com. The most pop ular place to find a place. CROCS - For that year-round summery vibe that’s stylish, easy to wear and comes in 5 different colors, head to crocs.com to buy y ours! STRAIGHT TALK - Straight Talk Wireless. No contract. No compromise.  GEICO - Go to geico.com, get a quote, and see how much you could save. It’s GEICO-easy! OXICLEAN - Visit oxicleancoupons.com where a coupon is waiting for you. CHINET - Chinet Brand’s disposable tableware is perfect to have on hand next time you’re gathering with friends. Visit mychinet.com to find out more. PAYPAL - Get $10 cashback on your first purchase of $20 or more with the PayPal or Venmo app. Go to paypal.com/VINE .See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Justin Glaze, runner up from Katie’s season, joins Kaitlyn for what he thinks is probably yet another interview asking about his time on the show and his regrets and unanswered questions and facial expressions but NOPE. Kaitlyn surprises Justin with a fun game of “20-ish First Date Questions” so that she and all of her listeners can finally get to know Justin the way they wish they could have while he was on the show. They make some major discoveries, including figuring out who/what/when/where/how his very expressive facial reactions began!!! It’s the first time Justin has made this realization plus he shares how his no-show parents feel now after watching the show back. Kaitlyn and Justin also recap the premiere episode of Paradise, make their predictions for the season to come and have a few important arguments about iced coffee and gasoline along the way. You can find Justin on IG at @justinglaze GEICO - Go to geico.com and in 15 minutes you could be saving 15% or more on car insurance. RITUAL - Just visit ritual.com/VINE to add Essential Protein today. OXICLEAN - Visit oxicleancoupons.com where a coupon is waiting for you. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

OK Vinos, get ready to put on your thinking cap and get to learning (but in a fun way, obviously). Dr. Maya Shankar is a behavioral scientist whose credentials are incredibly impressive and possibly too long to list; she even created her own job to serve in the White House… no big deal. Maya shares how a major career pivot led her to realize her true passion lies in connecting to those around her and understanding human behavior. She shares priceless advice on how to find yourself after a major life change (based on science!), describes how the human brain works and how we can spur behavioral change based on scientific tactics, and gives her thoughts on some listener-submitted parenting and relationship scenarios. The two dive into just how complex and powerful the human mind really is, and Maya may just change Kaitlyn’s life and relationships (and yours, too) based on her studies and findings. To keep on learning, make sure to check out her podcast, A Slight Change of Plans (@aslightchange ).CROCS - For that year-round summery vibe that’s stylish, easy to wear and comes in 5 different colors, head to crocs.com to buy y ours! STARBUCKS - What gives you energy? Find your Starbucks Tripleshot Energy online or at your local store. EUROPEAN WAX CENTER - Visit waxcenter.com to book your reservation today and check out the new line of products — remember, your first wax is free! GEICO - Go to Geico.com , get a quote, and see how much YOU could save. RENT THE RUNWAY - Use promo code VINE for 30% off! Valid for a limited time so visit RentTheRunway.com today. Terms & c onditions apply. OXICLEAN - Visit Oxicleancoupons.com right now, where a coupon is waiting for you. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kaitlyn saves the best for last and has her fiance Jason Tartick join her to recap the finale of Katie’s season of The Bachelorette. But before they dive into recapping, Jason shares an update on what he’s been up to, more about his experience marrying two of his good friends, and then Kaitlyn and Jason jump into talking about their own wedding plans! Jason has a loooooong “scroll-worthy” list of wedding to-dos including venue site visits sans Kaitlyn while she is still away filming Michelle’s season of The Bachelorette. The two talk about comparing apples to snap peas (?!), Team Greg vs. Team Katie, and the presence of a half empty bottle of maple syrup the morning after the fantasy suite with Blake. Kaitlyn continues her movie quote streak by taking Jason through the quad and into the gymnasium, droppin’ movie quotes throughout to see if he is pickin’ up what she’s puttin down and we find out if Jason would rather ask for Kaitlyn’s hand in marriage from Aunt Lindsay or face a MO-WO challenge. AWAY - Start your 100-day trial and shop the entire Away lineup of travel essentials at awaytravel.com/vine.  GEICO - Go to geico.com and in 1 5 minutes you could be saving 15% or more on car insurance. VIZZY HARD SELTZER - To find out where you can purchase Vizzy go to vizzyhardseltzer.com/VINE.  ROTHY’S - Head to rothys.com/vine to find your n ew warm weather favorites today.  OXICLEAN - Visit oxicleancoupons.com where a coupon is waiting for you.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.