The ZDoggMD Show

Lyrics: Jessie is a friend Yeah I know she’s been a nurse friend of mine But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define Jessie's got herself a pen and I want to make it mine And I’m watching her when she writes And she’s doodling with that black ink, I just know it Yeah 'n she's charting so smoothly late, late at night You know I wish that I had Jessie's pen I wish that I had Jessie's pen Where can I find a ballpoint like that? I play along with the charade She even got it with the optional wood grain You know, I feel so dirty when she leaves it in the room I wanna creep on up and steal it But the point is probably moot 'Cuz she's watching me with those eyes And she's suspicious of doctors, I just know it And she's holding it in her hands late, late at night You know I wish that I had Jessie's pen I wish that I had Jessie's pen Where can I buy a Pilot like that Like Jessie's pen I wanna have Jessie's pen Where can I find a ballpoint I’ll never find a ballpoint like that And I’m writin’ all these scripts all the time Wondering why pharmacy can’t read ‘em I've been out of ink, I’ve been smudging all the lines This ain’t the way a pen’s supposed to be Tell me, where can I find a ballpoint like that You know, I wish that I had Jessie's pen I wish that I had Jessie's pen I want Jessie's pen I’ll never find a ballpoint like that Like Jessie's pen I wanna steal Jessie's pen I want, I want Jessie's pen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here's what I say when medical students and residents ask me what's up. Video and ways to become a ZPac Supporter at zdoggmd.com/resident-advice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What I learned about resistance and reconnection from Sam Shem and his upcoming sequel to the House of God, called "Man's 4th Best Hospital." Links to pre-order the book and full video (previously recorded LIVE) at zdoggmd.com/incident-report-252 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just another day on the wards, where they try to reduce us to heartless billing machines. And we're all just conditioned to take it. Video and ways to support the Movement at zdoggmd.com/hospital-rounds Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wherein Tom and I discuss topics such as Buddhism, Capitalism, and the Church Giggles. zdoggmd.com/incident-report-251 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To admit or not to admit, that is the que$tion. Our guests Dr. Bill Rifkin and India Watson, MSN, RN join us from MCG Health to teach us how to better understand this never ending drama. Recording LIVE from Seattle! Video and more at zdoggmd.com/incident-report-250 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apologies in advance for the poor audio quality (recorded live in a backyard) but Dr. Pete Poullos joins us again to talk about how we can better accommodate healthcare colleagues with disabilities. Video, links and more at zdoggmd.com/incident-report-249 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Too many alarms, too much noise, one study showed 72 decibels during the day (that's a vacuum cleaner running constantly). Can we actually make our hospitals places of healing WITH ALL THIS FRICKING NOISE? Links, video, and ways to support the show at zdoggmd.com/loud-hospitals Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Where we were, where we are, and where we need to go to build a better healthcare system for all of us. This is Health 3.0. zdoggmd.com/health-3 for the shareable video and links. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're in Vegas talking about dealing with freeloaders (emotional and financial), the poverty trap, and much more. Video available only for Supporters (where this show originally streamed live), link available at zdoggmd.com/podcasting/morning-roundz-12 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices