Smeared Mascara

Send us Fan MailElection season is upon us and it’s time for the opinionated ladies of Smeared Mascara to express themselves politically. Brooke and Mandy talk about the Democratic National Convention and what a treasure Gus Walz is. The conversation easily flows into rants about the patriarchy and middle aged complaints. Cats are heavily discussed in this episode. Meow. Brooke tells us about the Kardashian inspired photoshoot that never was, and Mandy reminds everyone that it is their one year podcast anniversary. A pod-a-versary, if you will.So sharpen your pencils and charge your laptops, because the Fall semester of Smeared Mascara has begun. *Attendance is 90% of your grade, waitlist is closed, tutoring available during office hours. This episode is rated V for vulgar, as if you didn’t already know.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, Brooke and Mandy discuss the accidental live broadcast of a breathtaking performance on Instagram. The ladies cover the Presidential Debate and wonder how many concepts of plans could benefit the American people. Brooke and Mandy talk about hair extensions and drama stemming from Hulu’s reality show, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.So take a hit of that inhaler, make a sugary soda drink with the good ice, and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara. Language is rough and raunchy. You know what to do!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailThis episode contains most vulgar words and topics that your parents warned you about. With that said, it’s funny af. Brooke and Mandy are still talking about the Olympics (there’s a delay in publishing… so what?), but not so much about the sports. Think medals and how pole vaulters would display them. We cover childhood photos, body shaming, and favorite pastimes of the 80s.  Brooke tells us about her experience in North Beach and the chisme treasure she stumbled upon. Mandy gives a restaurant review which sparks the Corn Conversation. TikTok topics like Ludacris, Veruca Salt (the influencer, not band or book/movie character), and Kamala Harris’ vice presidential pick are discussed. Controversial topics like trail mix ingredients and Prius drivers are mentioned. Please plan accordingly.So get comfy and enjoy this episode of Smeared Mascara!P.S. We are always Pro Hoe TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

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Send us Fan MailJoin the ladies this week as they try the latest TikTok trend of sharing trauma and candy.  Only a portion of the Trauma Salad will be served.  Full Trauma Salad to be aired separately.Now back to the regularly scheduled pop culture pop-off…  Brooke and Mandy talk about the Paris Olympics, again. It’s a solid bronze medal conversation. The democratic presidential nominee and vice presidential nominee are discussed.  It’s impossible for the ladies to hide how much they adore Tim Walz. They’re certainly no political experts but they know what they like. So put on your Olympic medals and your AirPods because Smeared Mascara is hummin’ comin’ ‘atcha.  (Don’t get the reference? See Cypress Hill lyrics from the first single off their debut album. You’re welcome.) TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailThis week’s installment of Smeared Mascara tells you everything and nothing about San Bernardino softball, horror conventions, and athlete breeding. Mandy can’t hide her hyper fixation with tooth gems, and Brooke updates us with the latest from the Paris Olympics. Grab your baguette and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara. If you’re new here, language is strong and definitely not for kiddies. You’ve been warned! TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailListen to Brooke and Mandy recap their Independence Day celebrations and customer service frustrations.  DMV & certain hotel employees, we’re talking about YOU!Press ‘PLAY’ on your devices and enjoy another installment of Smeared Mascara! TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailJoin the ladies of Smeared Mascara as they adjust to a new “hot weather”recording schedule. Mandy describes her insta-worthy anniversary celebration, and Brooke breaks down the little league drama on and off the field. Some hot topics of this episode are: the presidential debate, project 25, France’s poop protest, and body image issues.Drink some water, put on some deodorant, and listen to this episode that was recorded pre-presidential candidate remix.Don’t forget to shield the ears of the bebés and turn off great grannies’ hearing aids. The language is mature, spicy, and vulgar. Enjoy!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailThis week Brooke and Mandy praise the almighty Petty King, Kendrick Lamar. The ladies discuss Kendrick’s Pop Out Concert and the Not Like Us photoshoot. Don’t worry if you’re unfamiliar with this Pulitzer Prize winning rapper from Compton because this episode will catch you up on this royal performer’s pop culture significance.Brooke and Mandy recap their week of concerts at the Alameda County Fair. There is plenty footage to share from the E40 and Exposé performances. Mandy really made sure to capture the vibe through the dirty lens of her iPhone. There is mention of Justin Timberlake and his unfaithful, intoxicated shenanigans. Don’t say we didn’t warn you, JT fans. Stay hydrated in this hellish climate and entertain yourself with this episode of Smeared Mascara. There is always bad language used in this podcast, so listen in the appropriate environment. Rated R for ratchet.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailIn this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy discuss their worldwide reach and how this positively affects mankind, Bridgerton-Core, summer break snacks, and Geishas. So put on your rainbow petticoats because it’s PRIDE, bitches! 🌈As always, there is mature content discussed. Put the bebés down for a nap and enjoy the show.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel