Smeared Mascara

Send us Fan MailWelcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This week you’ll hear Brooke and Mandy discuss more Mormon Wives drama. It never ends with these people!  The hookups, the breakups… the content creation!The ladies get in depth about iPhone storage and the scam of it all. Can we just go back to landlines and note passing?You’ll also hear about the local St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans, a de-transitioning situation, and social media restaurant reviews triggering misophonia.This is an episode you won’t want to miss!Rated NKYQ for No Kings Yass Queens TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailPack your bags, hoochies! We are going on a virtual weekend trip for the harlots, hoes, tramps, and hussies.  Those who are skank-curious are also welcome.As always, Brooke and Mandy comment on the current state of our federal dumpster fire. Please don’t stand too close to the toxic flames. The ladies make some consumer confessions during Kiss or Miss. Find out just how long the financial grudges are being held. Also hear how easy it is to make protest signs! You probably have most of these things in your little thotty workshops. So put on your sunscreen and hydrate because it’s time for a long overdue audio trip to Whore-ville.Rated GBPM for Gator Belts & Patty Melts (and Monte Carlos)TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailWelcome back to another riveting episode of Smeared Mascara! This week you’ll hear about world news interpreted by two middle aged MILFs, the latest sporty spice happenings, and another installment of Kiss or Miss. Drop us a line to let us know where you stand on cannabis use at youth sporting events, and give us your opinion on open communication in the beauty industry. So grab a cocktail and/or a carbonated drink, and get comfy because you’re about enjoy Brooke and Mandy’s podcast spectacular! Rated SSO for Stunna Shades On TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailIt may seem like you’re hearing about the Olympics and Bad Bunny everywhere. This episode of Smeared Mascara is no exception. Listen to Brooke and Mandy give a recap of their Super Bowl Sundays. You’ll hear about food, fun and of course the halftime show. ¡Guepa!You’ll also get the 411 about an Olympic skier’s alleged attempt at “inflating” his score. You won’t want to skip this episode because unlike the State of the Union address, it’s entertaining.Rated GM & PRP for Gold Medals and Puerto Rican Papis TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailBust out the pen and paper or open up that Notes app, because Smeared Mascara is helping you get your life together. You’ll hear how you can get shit done with a little help from your homies. In this episode you’ll also hear Brooke and Mandy’s opinions on Grammy fashion. Did they watch the show? Nope. Are they gonna judge it? Yup. The ladies will also let you know how they feel about the latest developments in the disgusting Ep Files. Just when you think these people can’t get any worse, they do.Rated PBS for Pam Bondi SucksTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailBrrrr, it’s cold in here. Feels like Smeared Mascara in the atmosphere!In this week’s episode you’ll hear how Brooke and Mandy are purging clutter for the new year. Look for an influx of disco balls and fur coats at secondhand stores near you!  Also discussed is how the Bay Area is pre-gaming for the Super Bowl. There’s plenty to do if you didn’t get tickets to the game. So get that crock pot going and pour in some nacho cheese because it’s time to snack while Brooke and Mandy talk smack. Rated BB for Benito BowlTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailRemember that time at your wedding when that famous singer called you out onto the dance floor and your mother-in-law rushed out and started dancing inappropriately with your husband? Well we weren’t there but we love seeing the memes about the Beckham wedding! Welcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara where Brooke and Mandy hyper focus on pop culture’s latest obsession. You will hear Brooke’s re-entry into the Sporty Spice World and how that could affect your favorite softball event, the Mary Nutter Classic. The ladies will interpret Brooklyn Beckham’s now infamous Instagram story about his wedding reception and the likely beef between his mama and the bride. So get ready for a sweet and spicy episode of Smeared Mascara!Rated SC for Super Chismosas TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailJoin Brooke and Mandy as they discuss pop culture and yucky politics. You’ll hear a riveting conversation about the movie Anaconda, birthday parties, and the latest in this country’s fuckery So give us a listen if you need a break from reality. Sometimes all you can do is laugh when things are this bad. We really are a good time! For realsies!Rated DFA for Dumpster Fire Awareness TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailHappy New Year from Smeared Mascara! Brooke and Mandy are entering 2026 in an organized and clear fashion. The ladies have some goals that are going to help them thrive in this new era of life. Listen as they share ideas that will hopefully inspire you to live a cuntier life.  Of course there are side conversations to hear, and duh, frankfurters are discussed… but would you expect anything else from these hot dawg queens??? So please hydrate and watch your sodium intake because Smeared Mascara is coming ‘atcha!Rated NYSB for New Year Same BitchesTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailBrrrr, it’s cold outside and you should be wearing a turtleneck. Listen up, homies! In this episode, the ladies of Smeared Mascara discuss a wide range of topics from obligatory gift exchanges to the power of a handsome face with a unibrow. Brooke tells us about the Diddy documentary and how 50 Cent’s pettiness is helping bring this story to the masses. Mandy shares a story about ear-hustling in the movie theater, and how she plans on putting in the minimum amount of effort for a White Elephant event. So dust off those IOU sweatshirts and Guess jeans, because the turtlenecks are coming out of retirement.Rated SCDP for Seafood City Dance Party TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel