The Yard
The Yard
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden. These four visionaries were sent back from the future to fill the gaping void of white podcasters in LA. So sit back, relax, and please for the love of god shut up you are being so loud right now.
Episodes
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Sep 15, 2021 • 1h 37min
Ep. 11 - Ludwig Can't Read
After a long and studious pilgrimage, ludwig returns from losing money to Mr. Beast with a renewed outlook on his career. Other topics discussed are micropenises, aimen and nick’s clouted adventure at a smash tournament, and ludwig learns he has a reading disorder. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 8, 2021 • 1h 33min
Ep. 10 - LUDWIG KISSES SLIME ON CAMERA
Oh you thought this was a boys club? Well now all the boys are kissing. Take that, liberal. This episode the boys cover Aiden's trip to Sweden, Nick's adventures in the shower, and Ludwig's call from Mr. Beast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 1, 2021 • 1h 40min
Ep. 9 - Slime's TERRIBLE First Impression
In this episode, the boys recover from a hefty guest episode by going back to the basics. Slime recounts his terrible first impression with the Botez sisters, Aiden prepares for his trip to Sweden, and Ludwig won't shut up about going to "nippon desu" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 25, 2021 • 1h 44min
Ep. 8 - The Stavros Episode
This episode the boys are joined by Stavros Halkias, stand-up comedian and funny man over at the Cumtown podcast. Stav recounts smuggling drugs past TSA, the boys talk going on tour, and Slime sends a heinous text message to Ludwig's mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 18, 2021 • 1h 44min
Ep. 7 - We took edibles before this podcast
It's gummy time, baby. As promised for 1000 patrons, Ludwig and Aiden pop a few weed gummies before this episode. Amidst the high-times, the boys cover Bernie Sanders, Aiden getting owned by a small dog, and the logistics behind Claire's offering adult circumcisions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 11, 2021 • 1h 24min
Ep. 6 - Ludwig and Aiden Have A Falling Out
Call it bogo at the butcher cause EVERYONE'S GOT BEEF. The boys break down the social dynamics of Aiden being an unhinged monster, Ludwig buying [legal] weed for the first time, and what not to do when getting pulled over. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 4, 2021 • 1h 30min
Ep. 5 - Mr. Beast Roasts Ludwig's YouTube
We didn't call him out on it, but for some reason Ludwig kept saying "it's lit" this episode. The boys take the time to discuss cheating in school (allegedly), erections on planes, and whether or not Justin Long would beat Slime in a fight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 28, 2021 • 1h 42min
Ep. 4 - tales from the dabratory
What happens when your tinder date becomes increasingly problematic? One man recounts his tale of ghoulish Americana. The boys also reminisce on the origins of the yard and the house that birthed the culture of pissing in the sink because the toilet doesn't work. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 21, 2021 • 1h 36min
Ep. 3 - wow we are really in the sauce
This episode of the podcast explores the dangerous world of STI's (not the car), diapers for the young and old, the origin of the SheeshMan, and admitting to thousands of listeners about the things we've stolen in our lives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 14, 2021 • 1h 34min
Ep. 2 - faith ain't numbers
The second episode has the boys coming to some startling realizations including their parents, Dom Toretto, boggle, and using the handicap stall. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
