

Opening Arguments
Opening Arguments Media LLC
Opening Arguments is a law show that helps you make sense of the news! Comedian Thomas Smith brings on legal analysts to help you understand not only current events, but also deeper legal concepts and areas!
The typical schedule will be M-W-F with Monday being a deep-dive, Wednesday being Thomas Takes the Bar Exam and patron shoutouts, and Friday being a rapid response to legal issues in the news!
The typical schedule will be M-W-F with Monday being a deep-dive, Wednesday being Thomas Takes the Bar Exam and patron shoutouts, and Friday being a rapid response to legal issues in the news!
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Sep 22, 2025 • 57min
KATZ RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME
OA1192 - This week in Still Good Law: Katz v. U.S., the 1967 Warren Court case which on its face decided that the Fourth Amendment may apply to a public phone booth. But that’s hardly all: the federal prosecution of nationally-famous bookie Charles Katz also completely changed the entire framework for how U.S. courts understand and interpret the law of searches and seizures and completely upended the concept of Fourth Amendment privacy as it had been understood up until that time. Matt provides the background on Katz and how this case made it to the Supreme Court, Jenessa considers the mental health benefits of being left alone by the government, and we talk through how important this vital holding might still be at a time when we have all given up so many of our privacy rights just by living in 2025. Katz v. U.S. (1967) Goldman v.US (1942) Silverman v. US (1967) Check out the OA Linktree for all the places to go and things to do!

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Sep 19, 2025 • 1h 3min
The Kirkstag Fire
The discussion dives into the controversial assassination of Turning Point USA's Charlie Kirk and the legal ramifications surrounding it. Is there a constitutional basis for labeling groups as 'domestic terrorists'? The hosts analyze state workarounds for COVID vaccine access amid federal restrictions. They also explore Trump's ongoing libel lawsuits against the media, paralleling them with a historical libel case from Theodore Roosevelt's era. The need for independent media becomes imperative in light of these developments.

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Sep 17, 2025 • 1h 3min
Charlie Kirk sucked and we won't be pretending otherwise
A deep dive into the shocking reactions following Charlie Kirk's murder reveals a mix of hypocrisy and outright praise for a controversial figure. The hosts dissect Kirk's rise in popularity, his debate tactics, and the dark money behind his success. They explore the worst and most pretentious responses, highlighting the media's failures to address his legacy of racism. The discussion sheds light on the broader political implications of his influence and the current state of public discourse. It's a critical examination of moral reckonings in the wake of tragedy.

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Sep 15, 2025 • 1h 6min
Miranda v. Arizona, and the Fascinating Science of False Confessions
Explore the landmark case of Miranda v. Arizona and how it shaped the rights of the accused. Delve into the psychology behind false confessions and the pressures that lead innocent people to admit guilt. Discover the life of Ernesto Miranda and the turbulent circumstances surrounding his arrest and trial. Learn about the fragile nature of memory and its implications in high-stakes interrogations. Understand why knowing your Fifth and Sixth Amendment rights is critical for safeguarding justice.

Sep 12, 2025 • 57min
It’s Still the Shadow Docket, Despite Kavanaugh’s Pathetic Rebrand Attempt
OA1189 - The Supreme Court’s next term may not start until October, but their infamous shadow--sorry, “interim”--docket is in rare form as they issue snap decisions on everything from exactly where one 14-year-old boy can pee to just how openly racist ICE gets to be. Matt and Jenessa review which major precedents the conservative majority is ignoring to enable Trump’s worst policies this week before getting on to some Epstein-related legal updates and a radical new development from the Board of Immigration Appeals with massive implications for Trump’s mass deportation plans. Finally, Matt drops a footnote to address one of our nation’s least pressing legal questions: is it really true that a wedding in Kentucky can be legally officiated by a dead bear once described as “filled to the brim with cocaine”? SCOTUS order in Trump v. Slaughter (9/8/2025) SCOTUS order (with Kavanaugh concurrence and Sotomayor dissent) in Noem v. Vasquez-Perdomo (9/8/25) Matter of Yajure Hurtado, 21 I&N 216 (BIA 2025) Kentucky Revised Statute 402.070 P.S. Matt messed up his audio and is very sorry about it!

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Sep 11, 2025 • 55min
LAM1009: My Cousin Vinny
Dr. Janessa Seymour, a New York Italian-American, brings rich cultural insights to a discussion on 'My Cousin Vinny.' The conversation dives into the film's comedic brilliance while addressing serious themes like Italian-American identity and legal accuracy. The hosts share personal connections to the movie, analyzing memorable scenes and character dynamics that blend chaos with charm. They also highlight Marisa Tomei's standout performance and reflect on how the film's unexpected success makes it a cultural touchstone for humor within the legal sphere.

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Sep 8, 2025 • 55min
Do You Swear You're Not A Subversive Person?
Explore the complexities of loyalty oaths and their impact on personal beliefs and freedoms. Discover how vague language in these oaths can lead to cognitive dissonance and ethical dilemmas, particularly during tumultuous historical periods like McCarthyism. Delve into the tension between patriotism and civic duties, examining how societal expectations can clash with individual values. The conversation also touches on the legal implications of oaths, raising critical questions about national security and First Amendment rights.

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Sep 5, 2025 • 1h 2min
BREAKING: Federal Courts Correctly Notice Color of Sky, Pope’s Religious Affiliation
The discussion centers on recent federal court rulings pushing back against executive overreach. Insights into the legal implications of the Alien Enemies Act and the National Guard's role in domestic law enforcement provide a thought-provoking backdrop. Humorous takes on legal absurdities, like the famous sandwich incident, highlight serious concerns about justice. The contrasting approaches to prosecuting insurrectionists in Brazil versus the U.S. prompt chilling reflections on accountability and governance.

Sep 3, 2025 • 1h 12min
Douchebag Ben Shapiro knock-offs keep thinking they're smarter than Ketanji Brown Jackson
The discussion kicks off with a humorous take on lazy media writing and the obsession some commentators have with Ketanji Brown Jackson's Supreme Court nomination. The team critiques biased narratives undermining her impressive qualifications while diving into the politics of identity and diversity in the judiciary. They analyze the absurdity of recent Senate debates on gender identity, reflect on the hypocrisy in political discourse, and playfully dissect the careers of younger conservative writers, highlighting the challenges of misinformation in legal contexts.

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Sep 2, 2025 • 60min
Brown v. Board v. Science
Delve into the landmark Brown v. Board of Education case and its revolutionary impact on educational segregation. Discover how social science played a crucial role in the legal fight for racial equality. Explore the groundbreaking doll studies by K.B. and Mammy Clark that revealed the psychological effects of segregation on Black children. Hear personal anecdotes from those affected by segregation and learn about Thurgood Marshall’s strategic legal maneuvers. The discussion highlights the enduring legacy of this pivotal decision in the fight for justice.


