My Brother, My Brother And Me

Welcome new listeners! This is the description of the show this week. It’s usually a little bit tongue-in-cheek and doesn’t entirely tell you what we’re talking about, but it gives you a good idea of the tone of the episode.Suggested talking points (these are sound bites of things we say this episode): Download the snacks, Pyramid of 100 beans, Mosh bandits, Corpse Bride Burger, Your Secret Wood-MirerSupport AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

This is the third episode of MBMBaM we’ve recorded in a single week, and we honestly think it’s the best one. It’s also entirely about eggs.Suggested talking points: The Stunt Spectacular, Clippy’s Corpse, Non-Newtonian Chili, The Driest Justin, Sentient Cyber-restaurant, We Have Always Rung the Cheese BellSupport AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

If you see the list of talking points and wonder if we’ve talked about some of this stuff before, we’ve been wondering the same thing. And have an answer for you. Yes, almost definitely.Suggested talking points: Opposite MBMBaM, Poor Judd’s Alive Again, The iconic pica of my signature, Bread Candle, Fauci Goo, Griffin Andrew Lloyd WebberSupport AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

We really tried to hunker down and stick to advice, we really did. But Grimace exists? And somewhere out there a pretend crash of rhinos is fighting a pretend conspiracy of lemurs. We’ll try again next time.Suggested talking points: Fred Jasso, What is Grimace, Most Jacked People are Secretly Lemurs, Detested Orange Chicken Sandwich, Stacked OnionsSupport AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hateFor resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

Ooh, we’re gonna get Travis with a good old-fashioned prank. We’re gonna hide in his closet and do a jumpscare on him. Or maybe catfish him with a fake love letter. Or maybe tell him he owes years of back taxes to the IRS.Suggesting Talking Points: The Four Morpheuses, Do not Google Jizzard, Dr. IRS, Master of Master of Disguise, Thank You For Riding BüsSupport AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

It turns out that Travis has a weird secret superpower that works perfectly for helping people and pleases the Wizard. Now if we can just figure out how to monetize it. Suggested talking points: I Miss Breathing on People, Congratulations on Your Attitude, The Time Well, Slambourgini, I’m a Ketchup EaterSupport AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

Well. This is it. The peak of Justin’s career. Nothing will be able to top this, but I guess we’ll try anyway.Suggested Talking Points: Michelangelo Dirty Limerick Boy, The Dirtiest Thirty, Have I met a Serial Killer?, Die With Honor to the Ostrich , Let’s Give Them Pumpkin to Talk AboutSupport AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

Hey, Guy Fieri, we have a food business idea. We can’t tell you the exact details right now, but trust us it’s amazing. It involves memes. All you have to do is sign this exclusive contract. Suggested talking points: The Spice is Nice, Bathtub Speedboat, There’s Lots of Stuff You Can Eat, Omni-directional hoof action, Brown TownSupport AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

We weren’t able to record this week for a variety of reasons, and so we invite you to once again hop on the Time Boat to re-visit a few classic goofs and bits. Before you ask, yes, the answer to more than one question featured here is “have you tried faking a ghost about it”?Suggested talking points: The Character Arc of DJ Jazzy Jeff, All-purpose Goof Rom, Where's Your Power?, Travis's Special Underwear, Omnipotent Ice Cream Truck Drivers, Munchables, The Legality of Forest MazesSupport AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hateFor resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

We've always wanted to run one of the themed rides in Magic Kingdom. It turns out we can! Right now! Sit back, relax, and we’ll take you on a Jungle Cruise of the Mind. Suggested talking points: Nude glued and totally rude, Business Objects, All I wanted was to kill Lincoln on my birthday, Pacino and Bambino, Gentleman Chicken SaboteursSupport AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/