Top Flight Time Machine

A rethink on the Bournemouth boss, Andy van der Meyde’s sex-and-zebra lifestyle, Pokemon rage and our new job editing Waitrose magazine…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A goose appears in a pram, Sam's brother becomes consumed by his growing fame, we become enraged by computer TV hosts, and there's yet more goose stuff... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam’s brother tries a power play on Sheffield Wednesday’s owner, Ferry begs Eno to hook him up with ITV and we look ahead to the weekend’s football action… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wenger’s lonely exile, dog seeds, Puel’s motivational floor ham, Keegan’s tea towel justice system, and our bid to be the next next Top Gear hosts… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shahid Khan's bid to buy Wembley collapses, Gwyneth Paltrow turns up in the studio next door, Eddie Howe gets enraged, plus lots more (and some predictions too). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Quiet international week - we discuss Robin of Sherwood, the first UK cash machine, James Bond visiting a Wetherspoons and Sam finally tells his nunnery story... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

England’s new fictional squad of youngsters dissected, some insight at the Tactics Board, and will a bewigged and bobble-hatted Andy play for the Faroe Islands tonight? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Leicester City an Illuminati power play? And just who is wearing Claude Puel’s face? Also, the time Sam met Jimmy Savile and a look back at the weekend’s hot football action… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some looking back AND ahead, a dash over to the tactics board, Roy Keane reports on cabbages from his spider hole, Sam shares a potato attack story, and Results Bot attempts to turn against its masters... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keane is tormented by Professor Yaffle in a Portuguese villa, Souness goes on hunger strike after getting sacked, Roeder runs out of coaching tokens, and Wenger shrinks himself down before hiding in a chef’s hat… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.