The Harland Highway

Freak shows, body jewelry,Pavlov's dog, Julia Childs cooking from the grave, and my NEW BOOK!!! Sweet termite meat!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today I cover Electric 'murder' cars, drive thru's, commercials, wookies, sleeping partners, and breakfast ceral. What a wonderment of wondermeat!! Enjoy!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Comedian Dane Cook drops in for some giggles, also first date holdouts, Korean nukes, more celebrity races, and a real scary story that happened to me! Get the marshmallows kids, it's nut job time! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today I talk about modern baby carriages, Karma, creepy celebrities, intimidating phone calls from the USA, and lastly celebrity races! It's gonna be a corgi dog thunder blast!!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today I talk about the power of the USA, men in uniform, funny sayings, throwing things. Such a hot basket of curly fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Discuss the movie Avatar, dreams, chest hair, street cleaners, high heels, and Mr. Magoo drops by to recite some Jim Morrison poetry! Sweet caramel fudge stains!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today I talk about ponytails, Credit card swipers, Whole Foods, and my buddy Dane Cook drops in. And lastly a haunting song sung by me about suicide...hmmmm strange ending to today's show indeed!!! Fun frolicks five! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Voice mails, liposuction, Freddy Kruger, global warming, my gardener Senior Fuentes, and of course a Friday visit with my shrink, Dr. Ascot. Slithering swamp sauce!!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Special guest Tom Green drops by for some spectacular conversations and adventures. Tom and I go on a safari into Sponge Bob Squarepants brown pants!!! sweet tropical tree rot! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Interview with man who had a CLOSE ENCOUNTER, roadside manners, illegal aliens, and a freckled face kid comes into the studio to sing for us! Sweet Korean corn bread!!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices