Judge John Hodgman
John Hodgman and Maximum Fun
Have your real-life disputes settled in Fake Internet Court! Despite no legal background, Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are the arbiters of justice that you need. No case is too big or too small. They judge them all!
Is a hot dog a sandwich? When does a collection become a hoard? Is it ever ok to flush soup down a toilet? Only one can decide! Submit your dispute at maximumfun.org/jjho!
Is a hot dog a sandwich? When does a collection become a hoard? Is it ever ok to flush soup down a toilet? Only one can decide! Submit your dispute at maximumfun.org/jjho!
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Aug 15, 2014 • 60min
Gross Misconduct
A woman takes her mother to court over fingernail clipping in public.
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Aug 6, 2014 • 1h 4min
Daily Security Beefing
Jake and Janey have taken safety measures to protect their home since a spate of break-ins have happened in their neighborhood. But they disagree about which measures are most effective.
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Jul 30, 2014 • 1h 6min
The Leisure Suit
Stacey brings the case against her boyfriend Greg. When they go on trips together, Greg likes to dawdle and take his time getting on the road. Stacey wants to get out bright and early.
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Jul 25, 2014 • 1h 3min
Monte Belmonte Python
Beth loves animals and wants to get a pet snake, but her husband is opposed to slithery things.
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Jul 17, 2014 • 1h 20min
Hunter-Gaveler
A couple plans to move out to the country, and can't agree on whether or not they should allow hunting on the new property.
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Jul 9, 2014 • 1h 14min
Queasy Rider
BUZZ MARKETING BAN LIFTED: Katie wants her boyfriend Dallas to go on her favorite ride at Disneyland. With Special Expert Witness Mark Gagliardi!
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Jul 2, 2014 • 1h 14min
Brocavore
Two brothers have decided to live off the land for a year, but they can't agree on some of the tiny details of their plan.
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Jun 25, 2014 • 1h 11min
My Legal Pony
Becky says her friend Nancy's Shetland ponies are ill-mannered. Nancy disagrees and says they're perfect just as they are. Who's right?
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Jun 18, 2014 • 1h 20min
Wake Me Up Before You Go, Bro
Declan wants his older brother Taran to stop using him as his personal alarm clock.
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Jun 12, 2014 • 1h 3min
O Brother, Where Parked Thou?
Stephanie brings the case against her brother Mitch. They live at home with their parents and can't agree - who should get the coveted driveway spot and who should trudge through the mud to get to their car?
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