Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

hear the whole thig there:www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast 📓 Detailed Notes:Dave opens the teaser from somewhere in the Rocky Mountains — unless he was “eaten by a grizzly, mountain lion, or fell off a cliff.”It’s Chris Miss week, so he’s been grinding hard, producing five Dopey episodes in a row, and is totally wiped out.Packing panic:Dave’s mother-in-law shows up last minute to micromanage their family’s trip prep.Real ID confusion:Dave talks about the new airport policy requiring a "Real ID."TSA claimed his wasn’t valid during the Dopeywood trip to California.Linda’s mom warns that they might not be able to fly — even though Dave just did.Dave reflects on the term “feature,” Long Island lingo for added elements on an ID.The teaser transitions to the Patreon episode with Kimber King.Kimber is drinking Red Bull White Peach, proudly showing off her case (not a “slab”).Dave and Kimber talk energy drink habits:Kimber hates sugar-free versions.Dave recalls Jolt Cola—“twice the sugar and all the caffeine.”Dave explains the chaos of prepping for the trip, stockpiling content for while he’s gone.They discuss a Dopey Nation relapse shared on the recent Patreon Zoom:A “well-known” community member (unnamed) has relapsed and is looking for treatment.Dave calls it heartbreaking. Kimber says it’s sad, but this is the nature of addiction.They agree that both things can be true: it’s sad and it’s also the reality of the disease.Kimber seems a little off, and Dave teases her about being nervous. She denies it.Dave recalls Kimber’s last appearance, when she said she was craving coke for Christmas.Tease ends with:👉 “Did Kimber shoot coke for Christmas?”➡️ To find out, join the Patreon: www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastDave closes with:“It’s hard to prepare.”“Hard to deal with children.”Sarcastic gratitude affirmations:“I love my life. I love my family. I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And doggone it, my life is good.”Final words:“Love is the answer. Let your freak flag fly.”“Stay strong, my brothers and my sisters, in and out of recovery.”“Join Patreon.”“Fucking toodles for Chris.”“Wish us luck out there.”  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Dopey! It’s the long-awaited episode with Chasing Heroine host Jeannine Coulter, recorded live at Jeremy’s house during Dopeywood!Jeannine tells the full, raw, and very dopey story of her descent into addiction: from being a straight-A Supreme Court hopeful, to getting obsessed with exercise and binge eating, to discovering coke in a redneck bar in Georgia, all the way to living in an abandoned cell phone store in Oceanside, California smoking heroin off foil.Jeannine talks about doing meth that was pink, accidentally getting strung out at 30, and finding herself in a cinderblock junkie jungle gym run by tweakers. She reflects on her arrest record, her failed attempts at controlled drinking, and how it all somehow led to a decade of recovery, a podcast, and a TED Talk on post-traumatic growth. PLUS: a touching email from a listener who outran the cops with a trunk full of weed and somehow lived to tell the tale. A beautiful PCP voicemail and much much more on a brand new epiksode of that good ol Dopey Show!Don’t forget: DopeyCon 6 tickets are out on Patreon. Leave a review. Send a voicemail. And follow us on youtu Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🧷 Show Notes (Teaser):Dave’s on vacation in the Rockies, losing sleep and dreaming hardDoug thinks group conscience is sacred — unless he doesn’t like the chairpersonThe “prison walk” AA escape plan explainedBobby Lee controversy & Reddit backlash gets a nodRay the Clammer's sandwich wisdom returnsDoug wants stilettos and a thong; Dave wants out of the meetingOutro includes the classic Dopey song + shoutouts  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

 💔 Emergency Dopey Episode from vacation in Montana🕊️ Remembering Don Renz aka DJ – friend, guest, Dopey Nation member📞 Don’s sister calls Dave from his hospital bedside🚨 LAPD investigating Don’s death after an alleged assault in Koreatown📣 Please share Don’s brother Maxwell’s Facebook post👮‍♂️ Don's final days: fear, paranoia, and meth-induced delusions that turned out to be tragically real📼 Classic 2016 Dopey: Don, Chris, and Dave—one of the best ever💊 Don’s insane story: stealing 1,000 Vicodin from a pharmacy at 17💉 Morphine, fentanyl patches, forged scripts, rehab on his 18th birthday🍰 Vicodin in his pocket, methadone tales, sadness and hilarity🧠 Recovery, methadone, relapse, and deep reflections🕯️ RIP Chris, Ryan, Todd, Annie, Troy, Brian, William... and now, Don.🙏 If you're using or struggling, please get help.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

exclusive eps on patreon every tuesday! www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastThis week on Dopey! Up and coming Comedy and podcasting Legend Ian Fidance enters the Dopeysphere! Ian brings the old school serious alcoholic dopey. He takes us from his straight-edge ska band days in Delaware to waking up blue-faced in a pile of vomit after huffing computer duster. We hear how a fifth-grade beer led to a full-blown romance with vodka, coke, and gay bars across New York. Ian talks about his failed teaching career, multiple stints in rehab and Oxford Houses, drinking mouthwash, and why he once thought handing in his AA coins at a bar would earn him a free drink. PLUS  ska vs. hardcore, Howie’s AI R&B girl group Lux, living in halfway houses, and relapsing in your dorm room after writing a goodbye letter. They go deep into grief, comedy as higher power, relapse logic gymnastics, and getting sober without getting spiritual—then finding your way back. Bonus points for a great round of the Dopey game (BossTones vs. Less Than Jake, LSD vs. Mushrooms), Ian’s insane DUI story, and an epic takedown of Katz's vs. Sarge’s. Plus: voicemails, God talk, stolen AA basket money, and more! All that and much, much more on this brand new, old school episode of that good ol dopey show!   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

GET THE FULL BUKATY AT:www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast📓 Episode NotesDave’s prepping for a huge family vacation to Utah → Lava Hot Springs, Yellowstone, and the Grand Tetons (mispronounced as Tetones). A brutal East Islip dance recital leads Dave to declare: “Kicking heroin is better than this.” Susan’s performance was great — but spaced out by 3 hours of toddler dance hell. Revelation: No more long-ass Dopey events. DopeyCon will be 90 minutes max. Dinner with Linda, the kids, and Dave’s dad → awkward French lesson about “Tetons” = breasts. Farmer’s market trip → meat sticks, truffle cheese, overpriced smoothies, and the dreaded $5 guilt energy bar. Dave chips a tooth on said bar → questions mortality and suspects maybe someone else’s tooth was in the bar. John Bucati appears to talk about New Orleans, sampling, and Life of Pi → Dave calls bullshit and reminisces about watching it high on Grand Street. Announcement: July 24th is Chrismiss in July, August 16 is  Dopey Day (Chris’s birthday). Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dave opens the show with a shoutout to Stephanie Roberts (7 years sober), Patreon plugs, and a cereal relapse story (Quaker Oatmeal Squares with chocolate chips).Listener email highlights reactions to the Bobby Lee episode and Reddit backlash.New Zealand listener Lily calls in with an epic pill-shelving story that ends in her robbing herself.Musical guest Adam David performs Needle and the Damage Done.Dave brings out comedian Moshe Kasher, who goes in on ayahuasca, porn ghosts, parenting trauma, and crowd work chaos.Jason Cabelo celebrates 9 years sober and gets a Dopey coin live.Annie Lederman joins the Stashword game and later performs a hilarious and filthy stand-up set: mimosa nicknames, AA slogans, drunk driving, IVF, sperm quality, and her fiancé’s hair pills.Jack Osbourne, Moshe, and Dave discuss Bobby Lee’s no-show, ghost stories, and ayahuasca in recovery.Rich Roll, Bob Forrest, and Erin Khar debate medication-assisted treatment, trauma, psychedelics, and life transformation.Amy Dresner tells her infamous coke-and-bike-helmet story live with Dave.More Stashword, audience chaos, and Dopey Nation shoutouts.Shane Enholm performs Mud Pies.Dave ends with a singalong of I Wanna Be Good So Bad and a heartfelt farewell to Ray the Clammer.📝 Episode Notes:  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

📝 Episode Notes:Dave's up at 5:30 AM with no sleep aids but hopelessly hooked on s’mores Father's Day gift: a $40 crackhead s’mores hot plate from his daughter Microwave s’mores vs. monstrosity s’mores — full breakdown Massive processed sugar binge: Rice Krispie s’mores, Yaso bar, and Linden’s cookies Full Dopey morning: prayer, meditation, AA, garbage duty, and Susan’s lunch rescue A teaser for the Damon Baker episode (photographer + filmmaker) Sweating at Katz’s and plotting the return of the Dopey Fitness Challenge Bobby Lee Reddit drama: deleted thread accusing Dave of racism Selby explains how Reddit mods can still see deleted posts Solstice hippie parade recap from Selby’s island in the Pacific Northwest Backyard lawn mowing pride and skin-smoothing conspiracies Full Dopey intro song performance to close it out “Stay strong, Dopey Nation, and fucking toodles for Chris.”  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

NOTES:Listener emails: brutal black tar vein damage stories (toes, dick, and yes, arteries) plus a chilling NJ dope shack bust and snowstorm cigarette hikeDad’s odd updates on protests, bad golf, AI school drama, and swampy lakesBehind-the-scenes Dopey studio chaos, show length fights, and hyped DopeyCon 10-year party plans with Sam Miller confirmedBobby Lee jumps in: stealing beers from his dad, shooting meth at 12, and that unforgettable speedball masturbation session in a medical book aisleChildhood trauma under a strict Korean roof, bullying, and how drugs became his escape hatchFirst rehab at 16, early sobriety struggles, and the surreal calm he found in AA meetings and art museumsFinding comedy through AA shares and improv; the jump to MADtv and flopping hardThe infamous Vicodin withdrawal meltdown — shitting his pants on set and all the chaos that came with itDeep dive into porn addiction, how it fucked his relationships, and the brutal relapse after losing his dadSpiritual battles — wrestling with God’s will vs self-will, plus tales of bizarre AA characters like oxygen tank old guys in OklahomaClosing with a no-holds-barred “This or That” game: meth vs heroin, jerking off rules, and the legendary beef chip storyBobby’s raw reflections on relapse, fame, and carving out peace in a messy, fucked-up lifeMy dad comes on to update the nation and to kind of ruin a classic episode🔍 Searchable TermsBobby Lee relapseBobby Lee sobrietyMADtv Bobby LeeBobby Lee Vicodin withdrawalBobby Lee meth addictionBobby Lee porn addictionBobby Lee Korean family traumaBobby Lee shitting pants storyDopey Podcast Bobby LeeBobby Lee AA storiesBobby Lee comedy originBobby Lee improvBobby Lee “This or That” gameDopey Podcast raw recoveryBobby Lee funny addiction storiesDavid Manheim Bobby Lee interviewDopeyCon 10 yearBobby Lee relapse recoveryAA weirdos OklahomaBobby Lee beef chip story Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🧾 Show Notes:Doug’s back! In the Subaru, in the parking lot. Dave’s depressed because his dehumidifier sucks. Reddit trolls say the teaser and YouTube are trash. Dave reads feedback, gets defensive, then promotes Patreon. Harley Flanagan story: punk rock prodigy, molested, violent, stabbing at CBGBs, Rikers, Cro-Mags beef. Dave fantasizes about reuniting Harley and John Joseph on Dopey. Doug critiques AA meetings, newcomers double/triple dipping. Dave freaks out about not getting full share time. Pete gives “God morning” texts to everyone except Dave. Dave volunteers to bring cake but refuses to serve it. Ice cream talk: Ninja Creamy, protein sorbet, and Ghirardelli brookies. Email shoutouts: Esteban the weed-brained Sinatra singer, Kitty Cat Collins, and Lou on Fentanyl Jay. Final thoughts: you can't get someone sober unless they want it, and Dave didn't take sleep aids for one night. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.