The Totally Football Show with James Richardson

It was a stunning week for the English sides in the Champions League, with goals and guts galore. Caroline Barker, David Preece, Julien Laurens and Jame Horncastle review all of those games - and an entirely expected stumble by PSG in Madrid - and lookahead to the return of the FA Cup. All of that, and….RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Spurs fight back at Juventus; a year too many for Buffon?; Dembélé runs the show - again (02m 00s)• PART 1b: Liverpool put 5 past Porto; Van Dijk’s calmness spreads (10m 00s)• PART 2a: City brush Basel aside; why are the English sides doing so well? (16m 00s)• PART 2b: PSG falter again as Real take control; Areola’s hard hands; a fair and balanced view on Unai Emery (19m 30s)• PART 3: FA Cup 5th round previews: Sheff W v Swansea; Brighton v Coventry; the Hard Hands scale; au revoir Julien (28m 50s)• PART 4a: More FA Cup: Leicester v Sheff U; Huddersfield v Man U; (38m 20s)• PART 4b: Golazzo teaser (43m 30s)• PART 4c: [David Preece’s FA Cup nightmare](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrZhgBwwZK0) (45m 40s)• PART 5a: Rochdale host Spurs (47m 30s)• PART 5b: Wigan on the rise, West Brom’s race for the bottom (50m 00s)• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (55m 00s)• PART 7: Adios (57m 10s)[](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrZhgBwwZK0)LIVE NEWS:• we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module)PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on **Facebook**, where we're having a quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you’re looking for a 60 minute digest of what went down in the Premier League at the weekend, you’re in the right place.  Caroline Barker sits in for the holidaying AC Jimbo and she’s joined by Football 365’s Daniel Storey, Ian Irving from PLTV and the one and only Sasha Goryunov to reflect on Spurs’ win over Arsenal, Man United’s loss at Newcastle and Southampton’s slide to oblivion. Plus, Champions League previews and yet more amazing club nicknames from around the globeRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1: Arsenal stay so Arsenal as Spurs win another derby; Dembélé, Sanchez and Davies boss it (01m 10s)• PART 2a: City 5 - 1 Leicester; Agüero’s swagger; KDB for the Ballon d’Or - the first red head to win it since… (11m 30s) • PART 2b: Liverpool swat Saints aside; Karius improving; Saints on the slide (21m 40s)• PART 2c: Hurrah for Newcastle; Jamaal Lascelles for England?; the Sanchez conundrum (26m 00s) • PART 3a: Russian nicknames; Juventus v Spurs CL preview (31m 30s)• PART 3b: Porto v Liverpool; ticket price nonsense (36m 50s)• PART 3c: Basel v City and the return of Ricky van Wolfswinkel (40m 30s)  • PART 3d: The Big One - Real Madrid v PSG (41m 10s)• PART 4a: Championship round-up (46m 00s)• PART 4b: The bottom of the Premier League (48m 40s)• PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (59m 40s)• PART 6 : Adios (62m 00s)LIVE NEWS:• we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/5242479?_ga=2.222615771.1598756149.1518448946-1603489818.1517499837)!PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With Chelsea imploding once again, your Totally Football Team - AC Jimbo, ably assisted by David Preece, Jame Horncastle and Tom Williams - look at the problems at Stamford Bridge, preview all the big games in the Premier League and beyond, and talk more about club nicknames and international footballing idioms:RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Conte’s unravelling at Chelsea; Abdoulaye Doucouré v Tiémoué Bakayoko; the Hawthornes Triangle (02m 00s)• PART 1b: West Ham sign Patrice Evra (09m 50s)• PART 2a: Facebook Live quiz details (13m 00s)• PART 2b: Swansea’s flying under CC (13m 50s)• PART 2c: Spurs v Arsenal preview; GegenX; “football is about tricking your opponent”; how to defeat VAR (17m 45s)• PART 3a: Correspondence; all change at Leeds(27m 30s)• PART 3b: Ligue 1 news: Lemar, Dani Alves in goal (31m 00s)• PART 3c: Favourite own goals; La Liga news; Serie A round-up (33m 40s)• PART 4: Man City v Leicester and the Mahrez subtext; belated Brighton love; the Karius metamorphosis?; the rest of the PL weekend (38m 10s)• PART 5: More footballing nicknames from around the world (51m 50s)• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (55m 15s)• PART 7: More footballing idioms and adios (55m 00s)LIVE NEWS:• we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and **Pat Nevin** - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/5242479?_ga=2.123132811.1872718434.1517842994-1603489818.1517499837)PARISH NOTICES:• join[** Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Big decisions, big balls, big misses, big scorelines, big questions - there was a bit of everything in the Premier League and around Europe this weekend, and on your brand new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes Michael Cox, Jack Lang and Julien Laurens to analyse it all. Specifically:RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Neymar’s birthday bash (01m 00s)• PART 1b: When Harry met Salah: analysis of amazing draw at Anfield (02m 40s)• PART 2a: A new dawn at Arsenal, a bleak horizon for Everton (12m 45s)• PART 2b: Ademola Lookman at Leipzig; Michy Batshuayi at Dortmund (21m 00s)• PART 2c: Burnley hold City (25m 00s)• PART 3a: Ligue 1 and La Liga round-ups (30m 00s)• PART 3b: The third-most competitive title race in Europe; The Big Question; Championship update (35m 20s)• PART 3c: National League news; Non-League Mystery Tours; more from Middelfart (38m 00s)• PART 4: The best nicknames in football (43m 00s)• PART 5: The rest of the PL weekend (46m 00s)• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (56m 00s)• PART 7: The Big Answer and Adios (59m 20s)LIVE NEWS:• we’re live at **Vicar Street** in Dublin on **Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and **Pat Nevin** - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/5242479?_ga=2.123132811.1872718434.1517842994-1603489818.1517499837)PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The transfer window’s slammed shut, there were all sorts of shocks in the Premier League’s midweek games - and Liverpool host Spurs at the weekend. What else is on the minds of Jimbo, James Horncastle, Adam Hurrey, Michael Cox and our special guest Simon Wilson, a former big cheese at Man City and Sunderland?  This: RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Spurs tear Man U apart (02m 25s)• PART 2a: Transfer window winners(10m 20s) • PART 2b: Transfer window losers (20m 00s)• PART 2c: Adam’s transfer window jargon (22m 00s)• PART 3a: Resurgent Swans; Arsenal’s new line-up; Theo Walcott makes his mark at Everton (24m 10s)• PART 3b: Bournemouth stun Chelsea; Conte’s end game? (33m 00s)• PART 4: Announcements; Scandi-English puns; European round-up; African Nations nickname generator (40m 40s)  • PART 5: Liverpool v Spurs preview; the official Liverpool calendar (46m 40s)• PART 6: City v Burnley and the rest of the PL weekend (51m 10s)• PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (61m 20s)• PART 8: Adios (64m 40s)LIVE NEWS:• we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. **Jimbo** will be joined by **James Horncastle**, **Julien Laurens** and **Pat Nevin** - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set!  [Get your tickets now](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/5242479?_ga=2.93722970.655224466.1517499838-1603489818.1517499837).CHARITY NEWS:• we’re delighted to be working with **Mind** and their new new campaign to raise awareness about mental health and get kids readings. Visit [**www.strikerboy.com**](http://www.strikerboy.com) to find out more.PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with [our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a cracking weekend in the FA Cup and a midweek round of Premier League games to come, your Totally Football team have plenty to chew over. Here’s what Jimbo, David Preece, Dr Tom Markham and Football 365’s Daniel Storey are discussing:RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: The Newcastle (non) takeover (01m 40s)• PART 1b: West Brom do Liverpool; Klopp and Wagner’s big night out; too much VAR? (04m 30s)• PART 2a: Newport head to Wembley; bravo, Coventry; Will Grigg fires Wigan in to the 5th round (15m 30s)• PART 2b: Leicester wallop the Posh; Carlos Kaiser (22m 00s)• PART 3a: That big Pat Nevin-based TFS announcement again; Spurs v Man U preview (28m 00s)• PART 3b: Memories of Middelfart; whatever happened to Martin Ødegaard?; Pietro Pellegri moves to Monaco; the rise of the super agent (32m 00s)• PART 4: Swansea v Arsenal and more PL previews (49m 10s)• PART 5: Tevez back at Boca; European round-up (60m 20s)• PART 6: FA Cup 4th round previews (47m 00s)• PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (65m 00s)• PART 8: Adios (67m 30s)CHARITY NEWS:• we’re delighted to be working with [**Mind**](https://www.mind.org.uk/) to promote their new campaign raising awareness about mental health and getting kids readings. Visit [www.strikerboy.com](http://www.strikerboy.com/?gclid=CjwKCAiAqbvTBRAPEiwANEkyCN5ov68oMPJS-kXXkcpGmjiwqmGwUd8O9RRYCON6fXanCCutO5ClNxoCrk4QAvD_BwE) to find out more.PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• check out our latest videos and keep up to date with quizzes and events on our **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) page**• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On your all new, all singin’, all dancin’ Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens to talk about Phil Neville, all the midweek football, and lookahead to the FA Cup 4th roundRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1: Arsenal beat Chelsea and head to Wembley again; Dzeko unconvinced by Blues; Aubameyang in, Giroud out? (01m 10s)• PART 2: Signs of life for Swansea - but same ol’ Liverpool (09m 45s)• PART 3: Carrie Dunn on the Phil Neville fiasco (17m 00s)• PART 4: Pep v Warnock at last; who is Aymeric Laporte? (22m 00s)• PART 5a: A Big Announcement! (30m 30s)• PART 5b: Championship and Euro round-ups (36m 30s)• PART 5c: That Leeds crest (40m 00s)• PART 6: Nations League (42m 20s)• PART 7: FA Cup 4th round previews (47m 00s)• PART 8: FA Cup-sets with Paddy Power (58m 40s)• PART 9: Adios (61m 40s)LISTENING NEWS:• we’ve launched our new show, [Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/golazzo-the-totally-italian-football-show/id1324498249?mt=2). Find it everywhere you get your podcasts, and subscribe NOW!PARISH NOTICES:• join [Paddy Power’s Rewards Club](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)• we’re working with [**CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On the latest episode of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson has Kelly Cates, Opta’s Duncan Alexander and Ian Irving from PL TV to dissect the weekend’s action, specifically…RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: The Big Question (01m 30s)• PART 1b: A cloud lifts over Arsenal (02m 20s)• PART 1c: Chelsea 4 - 0 Brighton; the Batshuayi paradox; Chelsea’s search for a Big Man Up Top (06m 00s)• PART 2: The Pep/Mou XI; Man C hammer Newcastle; Aguero’s perfect hat-trick (17m 30s)• PART 3: Watford’s managerial shake-up; cloning Big Sam (23m 10s)• PART 4a: Championship news; Sutton v Dagenham (36m 30s)• PART 4b: Euro round-up with Julien Laurens (38m 50s)• PART 4c: Memphis Depay; things you didn’t know about Alexis Sanchez (45m 45s• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (58m 40s)• PART 7: Adios, and the Big Answer (61m 30s)LISTENING NEWS:• we’ve launched our new show, [**Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show**](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/golazzo-the-totally-italian-football-show/id1324498249?mt=2).  Find it everywhere you get your podcasts, and subscribe NOW! LIVE NEWS:• we’ll be at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV).PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Matt Scott to discuss earthworms and Theo Walcott’s second act, and reminisce about RonaldinhoRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1: Sanchez to United, Walcott to Everton (01m 30s)• PART 2: Sean Dyche and the earthworms; Newcastle’s takeover hits the skids; Man City v Newcastle preview (again) (17m 50s)• PART 3: Beacons of hope for the bottom three (25m 00s)• PART 4a: Phil Brown out at Southend; Ryan Giggs in at Wales; Phil Neville to the Lionesses? (32m 10s)• PART 4b: Serie A; Neymar booed in 8-0 demolition of Dijon ; Ronaldinho retires(35m 50s)• PART 5: Chelsea VAR vexations; Andy Carroll angst; Brighton v Chelsea preview (47m 20s)• PART 5b: more PL previews; Pellegrini enters the last chance saloon; clinging to the Dele Alli narrative (51m 50s)• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot (57m 20s)• PART 7: Adios (61m 00s)LISTENING NEWS:• we launched our new show, [**Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show**](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/golazzo-the-totally-italian-football-show/id1324498249?mt=2) this week.  Find it everywhere you get your podcasts, and subscribe NOW!  LIVE NEWS: • we’ll be at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV).PARISH NOTICES:• join [Paddy Power’s Rewards Club](http://www.paddypower.com/) and download their Hotshot Jackpot app for free.• start trading at the [Football Index. Get started with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/)• get your shave on with our friends [Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:• [send us a tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If there's not enough talk of Baggio, Maldini or Dario Hubner on The Totally Football Show, why not try our brand new podcast... Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show. On the first outing of our brand new podcast, AC Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle and Gabriele Marcotti to fill you in on why the Serie A title race is hotter than ever, and turn back the clock to May 1999 to relive a remarkable 5-4 win for Inter at Roma - a game featuring a who's who of 90s football icons (and Mikaël Silvestre)RUNNING ORDER• PART 1a: paper review (01m 00s)• PART 1b: Serie A returns from its winter break; Naughty Radja Nainggolan (03m 30s)• PART 2: Roma 4 - 5 Inter, May 1999 - and what happened next (09m 00s)• PART 3: More nostalgia; arrivederci (22m 30s)PARISH NOTICES• get your shave on with our friends [Cornerstone](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally), who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally).GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff.• send us a [tweet](https://twitter.com/TheTotallyShow): [@theTotallyShow](https://twitter.com/TheTotallyShow)• for sales and advertising email [sales@muddykneesmedia.com](mailto: sales@muddykneesmedia.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.