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Jackie roasts the RHOSLC reunion looks, yells at a racist man at the farmer’s market, and lets you know why the TikTok ban just isn’t that important. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Apostrophe: Get your first visit for only $5 with code BIBLE at www.Apostrophe.com/BIBLE Hero Bread: Get 10% off your order with code JACKIE at checkout at www.hero.co Little Spoon: Enter code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first Little Spoon order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE GDefy Shoes: Use code BITCH at checkout to get 50% off your entire order at www.GDefy.com Seed: Use code 25JACKIE to get 25% off your first month at www.Seed.com/JACKIE Thrive Market: Get 30% off your first order, plus a free $60 gift at www.ThriveMarket.com/bitchbible Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a house, all in one placeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie kicks off the new year by continuing her Justin Baldoni/Blake Lively investigation, roasting the Golden Globes red carpet, and sharing her highly anticipated 2025 Ins and Outs. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Branch Basics: Get 15% off your entire order with code Bible at www.BranchBasics.com/Bible Homes.com: Find the information about a new home all in one place at www.homes.com  OneSkin: Get 15% off with code Bible at www.oneskin.co  GDefy: Get 50% off your entire order with code BITCH at www.gdefy.com  Viia: Use code Bible to get 15% off, and if you’re new to VIIA - get a free gift of your choice, at www.viia.co/BIBLE  Honeylove: Save 20% Off sitewide at www.honeylove.com/Bible See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie and Max discuss New Years Resolutions, Jackie reviews Baby Girl, A Complete Unknown, and Challengers, and rips festive ice cubes.  Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Hero Bread: Use code JACKIE at checkout for 10% off your order at www.Hero.co  Zocdoc: Go to www.Zocdoc.com/BIBLE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today Prolon: Right now, get 15% off Prolon's 5-day nutrition program at www.ProlonLife.com/BIBLE  GDefy Shoes: Go to www.GDEFY.com and use code BIBLE for 50% off your entire order Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com with code JACKIE at checkout Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com with promo code BIBLE PrettyLitter: Go to www.PrettyLitter.com/bible to save twenty percent on your first order and get a free cat toySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy Hanukkah-Eve! We’re celebrating the best way we know how — by re-releasing Jackie’s 2018 drunk Hanukkah episode. Jackie dunks on the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, tells you why small talk is dead, and plots to take down her annoying neighbor with laxative muffins. L’Chaim! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com with promo code BIBLE Honeylove: Save up to 20% off sitewide at www.Honeylove.com/Bible  Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com by using the code JACKIE at checkout GDefy Shoes: Go to www.GDEFY.com and use code BIBLE for 50% off your entire order Squarespace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, we’re reminiscing on Jackie’s Christmas past, and taking you back to 2021, when Jackie had one too many Christmas martinis and decided to get behind the mic. She gets into her love of male strippers, why Emily in Paris needs to be sluttier, and confesses her childhood sins in a last-ditch attempt to get on the Nice List. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! HIYA: Receive 50% off your first order at www.hiyahealth.com/BIBLE  Uncommon Goods: Get 15% off your next gift at www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE  Qualia: Go to www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE for up to 50% off and use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off Sundays: Get 40% off your first order at www.sundaysfordogs.com/BIBLE or use code BIBLE at checkout Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90 day bottle of Just Thrive probiotic and Just Calm with promo code BITCHBIBLE at www.JustThriveHealth.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie talks about bringing Grandma Gloria to "Paris" and how she nearly died over steak frites, why Andrew and her almost divorced and what to do when you catch your significant other watching porn! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use the code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first monthSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie and Max do some hard-hitting journalism on Jacob Elordi’s beard, go over Jackie’s breakdown at the Cabazon outlets, and get into the holiday spirit by trading stories of their holiday enemies. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Squarespace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BIBLE Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use the code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com  Naked Wines: Go to www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE for both the code and password for 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping included This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Qualia: Go to www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE for up to 50% off and use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off Uncommon Goods: Get 15% off your next gift at www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Max is back to discuss Jackie's mold infestation, why everyone needs a rich friend, and how Ariana Grande did the world a favor by licking that donut. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90-day bottle of Just Thrive Probiotics and Just Calm using promo code BITCHBIBLE at www.JustThriveHealth.com  Honeylove: Save up to 20% off sitewide at www.honeylove.com/Bible  Ritual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE  Nutrafol: Enter promo code BIBLEGIFT for $10 off any order, and enjoy free shipping when you subscribe at www.Nutrafol.com  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first monthSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie declares that she can beat anyone in a fight, mourns the glory days of RHONY, and deep-dives toxic traits with bff Max Bronner. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order at www.hiyahealth.com/BIBLE  Uncommon Goods: Go to www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE to get 15% off your next gift Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com with the code JACKIE at checkout GDefy Shoes: Go to www.GDEFY.com and use code BIBLE for 50% off your entire order Squarespace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using the code BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie recovers from a traumatic slash disease riddled weekend with best friend Max Bronner to discuss amateur design tips and tricks, toxic personality traits and a myriad of other stupid topics. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Good American: Use promo Code BITCHBIBLE for $50 OFF your first pair at www.GoodAmerican.com/BitchBible  Qualia: Get up to 50% off and use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off at www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE  Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90-day bottle of Just Thrive and Just Calm using promo code BITCHBIBLE at www.justthrivehealth.com/discount/Bitchbible  GDEFY Shoes: Use BIBLE for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.gdefy.com  Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www.HappyMammoth.com  Nutrafol: Enter the promo code BIBLEGIFT for ten dollars off any order, and enjoy free shipping when you subscribe at www.Nutrafol.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.