

Bitch Bible
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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.
Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
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Apr 29, 2025 • 47min
Nebbiolo Tits
Jackie and Tinx go on their second podcast date and talk Stagecoach, Jackie’s brand trip rebellion, and Tinx’s sparkly new book, “Hotter in the Hamptons.”Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Timeline: Timeline is offering 10% off your order of Mitopure at www.timeline.com/bitchbibleGDefy Shoes: Use the code BITCH for 30% off orders over $120 at www.gdefy.comLittle Spoon: Simplify your kiddo’s mealtime with 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLEHome Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping for your first box, plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLEHero Bread: Get 10% off your order with code JACKIE at checkout at www.hero.coSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 22, 2025 • 53min
No Doute About It
Jackie sits down with Kristen Doute, the undisputed star of The Valley, to discuss how the cast has changed, her daughter's nursery decor, and busking (busking??).Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Addyi: Check out the FDA-approved treatment for certain pre-menopausal women who are bothered by low libido and want their sex drive back at www.Addyi.comgoPure: For a limited time, get 25% off goPure with code Bible at checkout at www.gopurebeauty.comSKIMS: Check out the SKIMS Ultimate Bra Collection and more at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerHungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbibleGDefy Shoes: Use the code BITCH for 30% off orders over $120 at www.gdefy.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 19, 2025 • 1h 1min
Bitch Bible Classics: Sister Act!
Jackie is joined by her sister to reminisce on problematic child behavior, Alex McCord and a bunch of other shit Jackie can't remember because she doesn't use an outline.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Hero Bread: Get 10% off your order at www.hero.co and use code JACKIE at checkoutVIIA: If you’re 21+, try VIIA during their annual SPRING 420 SALE for Black Friday-level savings up to 35% off site wide! Go to https://viia.co/BIBLE and use code Bible!Little Spoon: Simplify your kiddo’s mealtime with 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLERitual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.ritual.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 15, 2025 • 1h 5min
Living on a Main Road
Jackie gets an NAD+ injection and discovers the connection between hair extensions and brain worms.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!GDEFY: Use the code BITCH for 30% off orders over $120 at www.gdefy.comHungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbibleNutrafol: Enter promo code BIBLEGIFT to get $10 off any order, and enjoy free shipping when you subscribe at www.Nutrafol.comRitual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.ritual.com/BIBLEThis episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Your well-being is worth it. Get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 8, 2025 • 52min
Triple Axel, Untouched
Jackie hurls a fellatory insult at a woman standing in her parking spot, has a romantic encounter with her Uber driver, and reveals her idea for a shit talking Socratic seminar of a birthday party.Thanks for Supporting My Sponsors:VIIA: If you’re 21 or older, try VIIA during their annual SPRING 420 SALE for Black Friday-level savings up to 35% off site wide at www.viia.co/BIBLEThis episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Your well-being is worth it. Get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLEGDEFY: Use the code BITCH for 30% off orders over $120 at www.gdefy.comHome Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping on your first box, plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 1, 2025 • 55min
Right On Time
Jackie celebrates the glory of Kate Hudson, discusses side hustles and the perfect Deluxe Martini recipe, and writes Clyde a beautifully poignant email.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Timeline: Get 10% off your order of Mitopure at www.timeline.com/bitchbibleThis episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLEAcorns Early: Download the Acorns Early app to get started. Sign up now and your first month is free at www.acornsearly.com/jackieLittle Spoon: Simplify your kiddo’s mealtime with 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 25, 2025 • 54min
Jacqueline of Indian Wells
Jackie was feeling joyous and effervescent this weekend when she recorded a banger of an episode, but due to computer issues that episode is gone forever, and now Jackie is feeling REAL bitchy.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Dying for Sex: All episodes streaming April 4th on HuluNutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off off your first month’s subscription and free shipping with promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.comLumē: New customers get 15% off all Lumē products with code Bible at www.LumeDeodorant.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 18, 2025 • 49min
Fiscal & Feisty
Jackie is joined by the one and only Max Bronner to discuss living in a deficit, Trader Joe's Tomato Leaf candles, and Jackie's trauma dump. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at https://www.ritual.com/BIBLE This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Give online therapy a try and get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE Hers: Start your initial free online visit today to get your personalized weight loss treatment options at https://www.forhers.com/BIBLE Homes.com: Everything you need to know about finding a home, all in one place at https://www.Homes.com Lumē: New customers get 15% off all Lume products with code Bible at https://www.LumeDeodorant.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 15, 2025 • 45min
Bitch Bible Classics: Roses Are Red...
Jackie embodies a modern day Shakespeare with some freestyle poetry, an homage to Alex McCord and why she might sue Jeff Bezos.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Apostrophe: Get your first visit for only $5 at www.Apostrophe.com/BIBLEThis episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE to get 10% off your first monthHero Bread: Get 10% off your order at www.hero.co and use code JACKIE at checkoutHome Chef: For a limited time, get 18 Free Meals plus Free Dessert for life and free shipping on your first box at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLELittle Spoon: Get 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE and enter code BIBLE at checkout See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 11, 2025 • 57min
Microannoying
Jackie presents a Meghan Markle case study, decides to travel to Paris in economy as a woman of the people, and explains why kids should smoke.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Fabric: Start investing in your child today at www.MeetFabric.com/BIBLE Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a home all in one placeHungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbible SKIMS: Shop now at www.SKIMS.com/bible and SKIMS stores for the Fits Everybody collection, available in sizes XXS to 4XSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.


