Bitch Bible

Jackie gets into it with one of the baddest bitches she knows: Dana Cody of Oxygen's new series Boss Nails. They talk about how Jackie thinks 'bitch' is a term of endearment, how baller you have to be to stop by Dana's salon Tippie Toes (they've got dancer poles and 24 carat Imperial nails, girls) and we all learn a little something about what it means to date an older gentleman. Dana also dishes some Real Housewives of NY gossip because you know she has nothing to hide - guess who she thinks is a "Freak Ho?" Boss up, bitches!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Third time's the charm - it's another fan-fave Dr. Schimmel episode where Jackie takes calls and answers questions from her bitches across the country. Don't want to date daddies? Need to slim down before your wedding? Have a boyfriend who may have lied about having cancer? Let Dr. Schimmel inspire you to live your best, bitchiest life.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is joined by her favorite podcast duo Emily Foster and Deanna Raphael from OMFG! They mourn the loss of Leonardo diCaprio's bachelorhood, unpacks Anne Hathaway's disgraceful breakfast behavior, and Jackie resolves to achieve her dreams to become #64 on the Maxim Hot 100 List. Goals, bitches. Have them or get the fuck out.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie and Kingsley become fast and furious friends in this episode where they discuss important topics like the tragedy of the existence of ice sculptures, why slutty Halloween costumes may cause severe anxiety, and Jackie divulges the details of her first ever SANGRIA STAKEOUT. Deceased.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie and her new fave Aussie comedian Joel Creasey break down body shaming, thigh brows, and where the hell Mischa Barton has been hiding. Jackie also ambushes Joel with a forced homo-erotic matchmaking session... there may be phone sex in this pod. You've been warned.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie sits down with the ultimate chocolate dreamsicle Milan Christopher and swirly sparks fly. They lend personal tips on landing a sugar daddy, recognizing signs that your bro may be basic and Jackie initiates her first Fuck Tracker for Charity #humanitarianlyfe.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie and friend Dan Fleming discuss pop culture, the perks of endless pasta and how modern romance can go terribly wrong. From Dan's firsthand experiences with Caitlyn Jenner to Jackie's traumatic rendezvous with a leg humper, this episode gets dirtier than Christina Aguilera in a boxing ring.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie celebrates Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year, and tries to reflect and repent for her wrongdoings. From eating crab cakes at temple, to vowing to stop body shaming her boyfriend and a very sincere apology to her frenemy Gwyneth Paltrow... It may be a new year, but Jackie realizes she is still the same bitch.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie and her first boyfriend/former nemesis Austin Kearns rekindle their love flame while discussing where their relationship went wrong and teach our listeners the do's and don'ts of being a millennial online dater.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is joined by her favorite medium Monica Ten-Kate from ABC Family's 'Monica the Medium' where they discuss how much her lifestyle mirrors that of Allison Dubois (if you don't get this reference #BYEFELICIA). Jackie also gives Monica a spiritual reading solely based on her Subway sandwich selection and discusses why Megan's list just got a bit longer.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.