Bitch Bible

We are going back in time and revisiting some staple “Bitch Bible” classics. Starting off strong (and safe) with some housewife sociology lessons from legend Michael Rapaport!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie dissects controversial Taylor Swift lyrics, has another almost altercation at her local Homegoods and celebrates lesbian visibility week!Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLENaked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www.NakedWines.com/BIBLEFarmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food Plus FREE shipping at www.theFarmersDog.com/bibleDraftKings: Download the app and use code BIBLE to start playing with just five dollars and get one hundred back instantly in Casino Credits at www.DraftKings.comNoom: Sign up for your trial today, and check out Noom’s first ever cookbook, The Noom Kitchen at www.Noom.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie publishes her first work of literature by way of Yelp review after being attacked by a rat in Home Depot, reviews the new Taylor Swift album, and about 462 other topics she can't remember because she has rabies.Thank you for supporting my sponsors!DraftKings: Download the app and use code BIBLE to start playing with just five dollars and get one hundred back instantly in Casino CreditsProlon: Get 10% off the 5-day nutrition program at www.ProlonLife.com/BIBLENurx: Taking control of your reproductive health starts at www.Nurx.com/BIBLERosetta Stone: Get Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.RosettaStone.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie dissects Coachella culture, Gen Z ruining everything, Pookie updates and women's sports. Thank you for supporting my sponsors!Factor: Use code bible50 to get 50% off at www.FactorMeals.com/bible50Framebridge: Visit www.framebridge.com today to get started and custom frame just about anythingMarley Spoon: Use code BITCHBIBLE for up to 25 free meals at www.MarleySpoon.com/Offer/BITCHBIBLESquarespace: Visit www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domainSono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/bible See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie phones friend Heather McMahan for emotional support dealing with grief, the eclipse, manipulative marital strategies and red carpet disasters. Thank you for supporting my sponsors!This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first monthThe Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible and get FREE shipping Naked Wines: To get Naked Wines’ 6 bottles for $39.99 offer, head to www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE for both the code AND passwordProse: Get 50% off your first subscription order at www.prose.com/bible Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/bible See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie debuts her latest act of philanthropy, celebrates Easter by relishing in families get hit with a tundra and discusses the latest in pop culture news. Thank you for supporting my sponsors!This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first monthHappy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.HappyMammoth.comNurx: Taking control of your reproductive health starts here. Go to www.nurx.com/BIBLE to get startedSquarespace: Visit www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domainZocdoc: Download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Find and book a top rated doctor today at www.Zocdoc.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie ponders marine life, reminisces on the early 2000's, offers a variety of musical and television critique, and reinfects her eyeball with conjunctivitis. Thank you for supporting my sponsors!The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible and get FREE shipping Honey Love: Save 20% at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.HappyMammoth.comProlon: Get 10% off the 5-day nutrition program at www.ProlonLife.com/BIBLE Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie breaks down Vanderpump Rules, her recent trauma at Target, new beef with a narc neighbor and distasteful motherhood updates! Thank you for supporting my sponsors!Caden Lane: Use code BIBLE for 20% off your order at www.CadenLane.com/BIBLE Factor: Use code bible50 to get 50% off at www.FactorMeals.com/bible50 Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.HappyMammoth.comNaked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE Viia Hemp Company: Use code BIBLE to receive 15% off plus a free sample at www.ViiaHemp.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is back from Paris Fashion Week with the raw retinas to prove it. After contracting conjunctivitis, she recaps her medical trauma whilst abroad. She also discusses the Oscars and breaks down her best dressed. Apologies to Vanessa Hudgens. Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.happymammoth.comSono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/BIBLE This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first monthSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

She navigates the chaos of switching to video and the stress of filming with a baby in tow. A disastrous bath-time poop tale gets recounted with dark humor. Paris prep and no-bra fashion chatter collide with plans for breast surgery. Rosacea flares interrupt on-camera moments. Pop-Tart nostalgia, Jess Glynne annoyance, and reality-TV scheming add absurd, punchy detours.