

Best Gabe Ever
Gabe S. Dunn | Noted Bisexual Inc.
“Best Gabe Ever” is a show where writer, queer activist, and Internet personality Gabe Dunn brings on funny friends, genius creatives, and lovely people to answer listener advice questions and scour the Internet for the weirdest of the weird.At the end of each BGE episode, the guest must nominate their own “Best Gabe Ever” – whether it’s a historical figure, a brand of potato chip, a member of their family, or a sports highlight from 1997. Anything goes when it comes to the Best Gabe Ever. (It can but really does not have to be an actual Gabe.) BGE is fun, silly, and about hanging out with your friend Gabe, the best ever.
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Apr 16, 2021 • 52min
Handwriting Analysis with Graphologist Elaine Charal and HYPOTHETICALS
This is one for the books! Allison and Gaby have their handwriting analyzed by graphologist Elaine Charal, which is a 10/10 experience! They then learn all about the theories behind handwriting analysis and how it can help people better understand themselves. And finally, a rousing game of hypotheticals with even more alien talk than normal!
Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Zu3sJ67db-vCksg1WYZPXKJ7GGMUTUCqgfStlZpSSfc/edit?usp=sharing
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Produced by Melisa D. Monts
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio and Alex Ramsey
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Apr 14, 2021 • 48min
The "Right" Response to Heartbreak and Trigger Warnings
We are loopy in the intro to this one! Gaby and Allison get it together in time to discuss a listener's question about whether or not it's strange she isn't more upset following a breakup. Do you grow more cynical about love as you get older? Is it bad not to be devastatingly heartbroken by a break up? And finally, a listener writes in to call Gaby in about trigger warnings and the duo breaks down the need for them and how they'll be using them in the future. (Content warning: in Topix, we get into specifics on self harm. Please be advised.)
TW
22:02 to 22:11 - mention of familial abuse
26:00 to 27:11 - a call in about transphobia
28:02 - 31:45 INTENSE discussion of self harm and suicide ideation in Allison's upcoming book
32:56 - 35:25 eating disorders, food and fat-shaming as talked about on the podcast Maintenance Phase
36:40 - brief mention of sexual assault
38:06 - 38:14 - food
39:50 - list of triggers including rape, sexual assault, eating, transphobia, homophobia
40:19 - 40:43 - abusive relationships
40:52 - 41:17 - eating, suicidal ideation as thought loops
41:49 - 41:154 - meat and food
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Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio and Alex Ramsey
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Apr 9, 2021 • 56min
Fertility Awareness and Natural Birth Control with Megan McNamara and HYPOTHETICALS
First, lots of food, acid reflux, and coffee talk--we are a couple of Jews about all. Then, we talk to Megan McNamara (@famtasticfertility) about fertility awareness, natural birth control, being in control of your body, and how to effectively do the Fertility Awareness Method. Plus, charting your cervical mucus and understanding your cervical mucus using cervicalmucus.org. (We love saying cervical mucus!) And lastly, erotic hand-holding and panic at a cruise ship buffet.
Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/14UxAAi0QtTEKRvzNFp9KoN1ohfSGZdufzX92H_vt7eo/edit?usp=sharing
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Produced by Melisa D. Monts
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio and Alex Ramsey
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Apr 7, 2021 • 54min
Dealing With Confrontation and Love At First Sight
First, Gaby and Allison talk about vaccines, lip fillers, gender dysphoria and not putting yourself into a box. (Love to ease you in!) They then give a listener advice on being conflict avoidant and what to say when you're being called in or confronted. And lastly, Melisa, Gaby and Allison break down love at first sight and why it makes Gaby so riled up. She really hates it!
tw:
1:16 - C word
4:05 to 6:45 - gender dysphoria
Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy7ONwdFpNsNQcd7L7yAgH32Pi2R1M06164-ItUaWOc/edit?usp=sharing
This has been a Forever Dog production
Produced by Melisa D. Monts
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio and Alex Ramsey
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Apr 2, 2021 • 48min
Finance, Work, and Mental Health with Tony Verheyen and Hypotheticals
First, a fan makes an incredibly accurate parody video of the Just Between Us podcast that really tickled us. (Go check it out on @serenapalmer_ on Instagram.) PS: Make us more fan art! Then, Tony Verheyen, author of In Our Reach, joins us to talk about mental health at work and employee benefits for your physical, mental, and financial life. Plus, how the heck do you ask for a raise? Lastly, hypotheticals! Tony is very zen about whether or not his mother-in-law is an alien or rude. Very zen.
Content warnings:
Around the 1:30 mark, tw for brief call out of ableism, over by 1:33
40:50 talk/description of murder, ends at 41:30
Transcriptions: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OlWgaNOBzuekMoFewM6kALDLiAvbTptV4XFmVCDcybg/edit?usp=sharing
This has been a Forever Dog production
Produced by Melisa D. Monts
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio and Alex Ramsey
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Mar 31, 2021 • 49min
Handling Academic Rejection and Our Goals For The Future
First, some adorable stories about Allison and Gaby's attention-loving grandmothers and the tributes they deserve. They then offer advice to a listener whose self-identity is tied to her academic achievements. And finally, goals! Melisa joins in for a lively discussion of what all three hope to accomplish some day soon. The list includes paying off debt, buying a bow and arrow and not being so loud.
tw: loss of a family member, AIDS, domestic violence, weight, gun mention.
Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19_7Xsq_x6YhEO2AuAXWO5fvCbb4E2mQkQEaJQYWeM5I/edit?usp=sharing
This has been a Forever Dog production
Produced by Melisa D. Monts
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio and Alex Ramsey
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Check out video clips of our podcasts on Youtube at youtube.com/foreverdogteam
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Mar 26, 2021 • 52min
The Intersection of Food and Mental Health with Cookbook Author Julia Turshen and HYPOTHETICALS
What have you been reading lately? What is time? Weren't we all babies yesterday? The girls are feeling philosophical today! Allison and Gaby are then joined by cookbook author Julia Turshen to talk about the connections between food, mental health, social justice and body image. And finally, hypotheticals! Is that a snake in your toilet?! Maybe!
tw: domestic violence, body image/weight
Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RgU_rUppBMDxxpqG36WUsq84KKevNn8YS4V7a_07a5Y/edit?usp=sharing
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Produced by Melisa D. Monts
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio and Alex Ramsey
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Mar 24, 2021 • 38min
A Timeline of Achievement and Re-Entering Society
Gaby starts the episode by bringing up some nuance they'd previously ignored regarding mental illness and the pandemic, especially when it comes to high school and college students. Allison and Gaby then answer a listener's question about obsessing over a timeline of achievement and feeling like a late bloomer compared to others. And finally: re-entering society and all the anxiety, stress, and excitement that comes with it. (Allison worries about her contamination OCD raging out of control. While Gaby wants to dance to Gaga in WeHo and maybe spit in people's mouths, much to Melisa's horror.)
Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DdsI78Ty2tWg4DZYozYdTsDIkp_uUOWAIdn-2NOU7f0/edit?usp=sharing
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Produced by Melisa D. Monts
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio and Alex Ramsey
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Mar 19, 2021 • 54min
How To Be Sexually Fulfilled During a Pandemic with Planned Parenthood's Dr. Sarah Flowers and HYPOTHETICALS
Gaby's dog Beans has been acting out! Turns out dogs can get bored too! Allison and Gaby are then joined my Planned Parenthood's sex educator Dr. Sarah Flowers to discuss all things pandemic and sexual health. We're talking skin hunger, sex toys and decreased libido. And finally, HYPOTHETICALS. Sometimes your kid deserves toilet paper hanging out of their pants.
Transcriptions: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jjBBag6unI2n_dZT-9gmyUxtOEBKBtNx3fnAi1o84xY/edit?usp=sharing
This has been a Forever Dog production
Produced by Melisa D. Monts
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio and Alex Ramsey
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Check out video clips of our podcasts on Youtube at youtube.com/foreverdogteam
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Mar 17, 2021 • 46min
Allison's Big Injury, Problematic Faves, and the Kindness of Strangers
Storytime! Allison suffered a massive knee injury in an airport bathroom and learned the extent of her resilience. A listener then asks for advice on whether they can continue watching The Bachelor despite its racism and toxicity. This causes Gaby, Allison and Melisa to go over their own problematic faves and whether or not to keep watching, listening or reading art by problematic people. Finally, the kindness of strangers and the thrilling conclusion of Allison's terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day. Also, one time Allison and Gaby saved a stranger's life. (No they didn't.)
*Recorded before “The Bachelor” finale.
tw: discussion of rape or pedophilia by problematic artists, racism, sexual assault
Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V2kgTkkguw0eJtqGTaewzctonT9Pipc_qqSHj069Id8/edit?usp=sharing
This has been a Forever Dog production
Produced by Melisa D. Monts
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio and Alex Ramsey
To listen to this podcast ad-free
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Check out video clips of our podcasts on Youtube at youtube.com/foreverdogteam
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