

Best Gabe Ever
Gabe S. Dunn | Noted Bisexual Inc.
“Best Gabe Ever” is a show where writer, queer activist, and Internet personality Gabe Dunn brings on funny friends, genius creatives, and lovely people to answer listener advice questions and scour the Internet for the weirdest of the weird.At the end of each BGE episode, the guest must nominate their own “Best Gabe Ever” – whether it’s a historical figure, a brand of potato chip, a member of their family, or a sports highlight from 1997. Anything goes when it comes to the Best Gabe Ever. (It can but really does not have to be an actual Gabe.) BGE is fun, silly, and about hanging out with your friend Gabe, the best ever.
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Aug 14, 2023 • 27min
Too Long, Did Read (It): I Hope He Enjoyed My Life More Than I Did
What do you call your parents? And is it Mommy and Daddy? Another Allison writes in to explain the Reddit third party app drama. r/pettyrevenge brings us a beautiful karmic tale. Then, a listener sends in a malicious compliance story about flute lessons that asks are you a terrible parent? Gabe needs r/legaladvice and Allison reads a wild post about an ex making everyone's lives a living hell and then sending... nudes? Plus, how to be sneaky--a lesson by Gabe!
This has been a Forever Dog production
Produced by Melisa D. Monts
Post-Production by Coco Llorens
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey.
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Aug 9, 2023 • 1h 16min
Moral Panics with Chelsey Weber Smith, Disagreeing With A Friend, and Unions
tw: celebrity rape trials, child abuse
Gabe and Allison reminisce about the beginning of their friendship and Allison's acting debut. A listener writes in about a friend whose problematic take ruined their friendship. It raises the question, how much can you disagree with a friend? Then, podcast royalty Chelsey Weber Smith of American Hysteria joins to talk about all things moral panics and why they happen. And finally, union power!
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Post-Production by Coco Llorens
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey.
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Aug 7, 2023 • 35min
Too Long, Did Read It: Do You Have Pinky Toes?
tw: infant death
The trio start off by sharing some words they don't know how to pronounce. Then, a r/bridezilla is cruel af to her friend who just lost a baby. Why do people let brides act this way?? Gabe falls down a rabbit hole of people sharing horrible stories from working at the front desk of hotels. Then, a WILD cheating story from r/cakeeaters that causes the duo to continue their disagreement about whether someone who cheats can still love their spouse. Melisa refuses to pick a side. Our Sponsors:* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Aug 2, 2023 • 1h 22min
Climate Solutions with Molly Wood, Trying To Get Pregnant, and Alcohol
tw: fatphobia, alcoholism
Gabe and Allison have queer and feminist book recommendations galore! A listener writes in worried about body image, fatphobia, infertility, and pregnancy. Then, climate change tech reporter Molly Wood joins the chat to provide a surprisingly optimistic view of our planet's future. Can technology really save us all? And finally, why did Gabe end their sobriety?
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Post-Production by Coco Llorens
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey.
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Jul 31, 2023 • 26min
Too Long, Did Read (It): Widow Is Gender Neutral
The trio start off with a subreddit dedicated to people who can't follow cooking directions. It brings up everyone's strong beliefs around food. Next, what does main character energy even mean? And what the heck is a glue ball? Finally, SCAMS!
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Post-Production by Coco Llorens
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Jul 26, 2023 • 1h 10min
Fantastic Fungi with Louie Schwartzberg, Friendship Closure and UFOs
Allison is about to graduate, but might also drop out. The duo then give advice to a listener who wants closure on a friendship that ended without reason. Allison and Gabe share their own stories of ended friendships and their infamous falling out in 2019. Then, Fantastic Fungi filmmaker Louie Schwartzberg joins for a spicy conversation about the importance of mushrooms to the cycle of life, and gets into it with Allison about psychedelics for mental health. And finally, Allison wants to talk about UFOs very, very badly.
This has been a Forever Dog production
Produced by Melisa D. Monts
Post-Production by Coco Llorens
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey.
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Jul 24, 2023 • 26min
Too Long, Did Read (It): I Guess Sissy's Growing Up
No stupid questions is a perfect place for Allison to explore. Next, an r/oopsdidntmeanto post somehow leads the group to talking about people who are obsessed with Jesus. Followed by the long awaited deep dive into the Blink 182 subreddit, an adorable r/datingover30 post and tips for glitter removal!
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Produced by Melisa D. Monts
Post-Production by Coco Llorens
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey.
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Jul 19, 2023 • 1h 31min
Stillbirth with Liz Glazer, Emotional Cheating and Risk
Gabe talks about some stuff we probably wouldn't have talked about if we knew SAG would be on strike! Next, the duo try to help a listener who has just discovered her partner has been having an emotional affair. Liz Glazer then joins the chat for a moving, vulnerable and funny discussion of how she has been able to move forward following a stillbirth--and what role comedy and creativity has played in her healing. Finally, risk! What's even worth it these days?
This has been a Forever Dog production
Produced by Melisa D. Monts
Post-Production by Coco Llorens
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey.
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Jul 17, 2023 • 29min
Too Long, Did Read (It): Jonah Hill Doesn't Think He Was Wrong
A traveler laments a r/mildlyinfuriating hotel door situation. Then, the trio talk about the Jonah Hill "therapized" text situation and Keke Palmer's controlling partner. Gabe reads a harrowing r/creepyencounters involving a babysitter, an arcade and a kidnapping attempt. Finally, the gang tries to stump Reddit with pigeon science and... kisses.
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Produced by Melisa D. Monts
Post-Production by Coco Llorens
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey.
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Jul 12, 2023 • 1h 2min
Black Culture with Sequoia Holmes, Not Loving Your Dad, and Surprises!
Allison loves IHOP, but hates when the menu changes. The duo try to help a listener who feels weird telling her emotionally absent dad she loves him when...she doesn't. Then, Sequoia Holmes of the podcast Black People Love Paramore joins to talk about appropriating Black culture, why there are so many underrepresented Black interests, and how Black culture IS culture. Finally, Allison gets a huge surprise but almost blows it by being naked.
This has been a Forever Dog production
Produced by Melisa D. Monts
Post-Production by Coco Llorens
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey.
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