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Jake and Amir host a constantly changing show that re-invents itself multiple times per episode. Each segment brings a completely new topic for Jake and Amir to discuss, dissect, and explore.
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Jul 21, 2025 • 47min
87: Hardly Memorizing
In this episode we discuss being handymen, being smart men, and testing our memory.Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 14, 2025 • 47min
86: Poetry or No-etry Again
Discover the hilarity of inflatable pigeons in NYC, humorously speculated to be spy drones. Dive into quirky discussions about soccer fandom, contrasted with LA vibes. Explore a playful segment on 'poetry or noetry,' where classic and original works are hilariously critiqued. Unearth the whimsical links between potato salad and comedy, alongside light-hearted tales of ocelots and nostalgic startup dreams. Finally, engage with the evolving relationship between AI and users, sparking creative conversations.

Jul 7, 2025 • 40min
85: I Really Don’t Care, Do You?
In this episode we discuss aging, lizards, and movie stars.🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code segments at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/segments ⛵Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 30, 2025 • 34min
Bonus: Funky Toenail (2019)
Enjoy a lighthearted dive into quirky topics like grandparents and the state of your feet, with some wedding chatter sprinkled in. The hosts tackle the hilarious dilemmas of toenail management, weighing the pros and cons of removal. They discuss sticky romantic situations and the complexities of keeping past relationships honest. Plus, there's a whimsical take on wedding crashing, blending humor and chaos. Get ready for amusing anecdotes that highlight personal quirks and the art of navigating life's little challenges!

Jun 23, 2025 • 46min
84: Would You Rather
Get ready for a wild ride as the hosts dive into outlandish 'Would You Rather' scenarios! They tackle everything from hilarious grooming dilemmas to the absurdities of clothing choices in different weather. Discover the quirks of bar mitzvah planning and reflect on financial blunders from childhood. Plus, the debate between cake or wine every day brings laughter and quirky insights into lifestyle choices. It's a rollercoaster of humor, nostalgia, and financial wisdom wrapped in entertaining banter!

Jun 16, 2025 • 38min
83: Weird Photo
Get ready for a hilarious ride that weaves together unexpected selfies, quirky parenting tales, and a teenager's epic dislike for dentists. The hosts engage in witty banter, touching on OCD behaviors while exploring the chaos of daily life. They channel historical figures, leading to playful speculations and discussions about aging and fame. Plus, a whimsical nod to Alanis Morissette's resurging popularity leaves you laughing. It’s a delightful mix of humor and heartfelt moments that keeps you entertained from start to finish!

Jun 9, 2025 • 45min
82: Highs and Lows
Dive into an engaging discussion about the highs and lows of life, from the joy of celebrating aging to humorous takes on health challenges. A parent's harrowing ER experience brings a poignant look at family dynamics during tough times. The conversation lightens up with a quirky candle scent game, blending laugh-out-loud anecdotes with deep reflections on friendship and nostalgia. Throughout, the importance of open dialogue shines as they navigate life's ups and downs together.

Jun 2, 2025 • 36min
81: Stand Up Comedy
The hosts dive into the pressures of stand-up comedy, sharing Amir's near-exit from the scene. They humorously dissect the challenges of public performances, especially at office holiday parties. A nostalgic look at personal growth reveals how their views on relationships have shifted. Amid witty banter, they debate the emotional weight of a controversial tweet from 2014. From insights on growth to the complexities of humor in professional settings, the conversation is both entertaining and reflective.

May 26, 2025 • 52min
80: Adam Di-Rankmo (w/Adam DiMarco!)
Join Adam DiMarco, known for his roles in 'White Lotus' and 'Overcompensating,' as he dives into the hilarity of ranking twenty particularly cringe-worthy moments. The playful banter between him and the hosts uncovers absurd social media tales and explores quirky agreements like attending horse races for a decade. With witty reflections on climbing antics and the surrealities of celebrity culture, this episode promises laughs and surprising insights into the world of streaming success.

May 19, 2025 • 42min
79: Report Card
Get ready for hilarity as the hosts critique each other's podcasting skills with a playful grading system. They affectionately dive into headphone mishaps and nostalgic internet oddities while reminiscing about iconic viral moments. Expect laughter as they dissect their podcast journeys, from audio quality evaluations to heartwarming friendship discussions. Their banter ranges from comical reflections on past memes to heartfelt stories of teenage crushes. It's a delightful mix of humor, nostalgia, and genuine connection!


