

Football Ramble
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The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2026, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them for the final weeks of the Premier League season and every day throughout the World Cup this summer as they discuss the biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 13, 2024 • 21min
A taste of Football Ramble LIVE!
Wondering what our live show at the London Palladium in September will be like? Well, here’s a sneak preview of what to expect! Back in 2019, we took the Ramble on the road in the UK and North America and played in theatres everywhere. So, before our biggest ever live show to date, we went back into the archives to share some of our favourite on-stage moments.If you like what you hear, then don’t delay! Head to footballramblelive.com to get your tickets for Football Ramble: Time Tunnel on Friday September 20th at the London Palladium. It’s going to be even bigger, and even better.This episode was originally recorded in front of a live audience at Sheffield’s Memorial Hall on October 17th 2019. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 12, 2024 • 59min
A proper Portsmouth weekend
Andre Onana shares his masterplan for the upcoming football season, offering fans a glimpse of his strategic insights. Meanwhile, Matthijs De Ligt dives into the intriguing concept of judicial immunity, using Old Trafford as a backdrop for his thoughts. The conversation touches on Portsmouth's thrilling return to the Championship, antics of quirky football personalities, and the chaos of player transfers. Their banter adds humor to the football culture while reflecting on the emotional highs and lows experienced by fans.

Aug 10, 2024 • 31min
Mailbag: Who are the most impactful signings in football history?
The discussion kicks off with the intriguing impact of marquee signings in football history. The hosts dive into notable transfers like Robin Van Persie's move and how these signings can alter a club's destiny. Humor flows as they reflect on Porto’s food scene and their nostalgic memories of lesser-known football players. They also playfully debate potential managerial candidates for England while mixing in upcoming season predictions, all wrapped in delightful anecdotes and witty observations.

Aug 9, 2024 • 49min
The Community Chest
The Community Shield sparks playful debates, from Kevin de Bruyne's man bun to conspiracy theories about Luke Shaw's injuries linked to video games. Lively banter ensues as the hosts navigate player values and the pressures faced by young talents. The conversation takes a humorous turn with quirky gerbil anecdotes, while insights into the Championship season reveal intriguing matchups. With a dash of nostalgia for player retirements and managerial musings, there's laughter and levity packed in every minute!

Aug 8, 2024 • 36min
On The Continent: The new Antoine Griezmann?
Julián Álvarez, a rising star potentially heading to Atlético Madrid, sparks a fascinating discussion about how he could emulate Antoine Griezmann’s success. Sven Mislintat, the former Arsenal recruitment head, faces scrutiny after just months at Borussia Dortmund, raising eyebrows about the club's sudden strategic shifts. Lars Sivertsen contributes insights on the evolving landscape of European football, including how clubs navigate financial pressures and player dynamics while trying to maintain competitive edge.

Aug 7, 2024 • 53min
Speller and Emile Smith Rowe
Emile Smith Rowe, a talented football player recently linked with Fulham, joins the conversation, bringing insights from the pitch. The hosts dive into the intricacies of his transfer, exploring the competitive landscape of football and the urgency of the transfer window. They also share humorous anecdotes about player dynamics, touching on manager impacts and financial strategies of clubs. Additionally, light-hearted banter around quirky football stories and a few unexpected player transfers adds a fun twist to the discussion.

Aug 5, 2024 • 42min
The Barm vs Bap Derby
The excitement of Olympic football semi-finals takes a back seat to humorous discussions about swimming and shooting. A viral Jürgen Klopp lookalike and a Newcastle fan inspired by Alan Pardew spark lighthearted banter. The dynamics of player transfers, including potential moves and managerial shake-ups, come into play. They dive into quirky football fandom stories and touch on player grooming trends. Plus, get ready for the season kickoff as they explore team strategies and the ever-evolving transfer market!

Aug 3, 2024 • 27min
Football Ramble Mailbag Best of 23/24
Dive into a treasure trove of questions exploring football's moral dilemmas and Jürgen Klopp's legacy. Discover who the hosts would choose for penalty kicks and which European food they’d take into battle. Reflect on Harry Kane's career versus his trophy cabinet and enjoy tales of legendary stadium atmospheres. The podcast also tackles the changing face of fandom, blending serious discussions with playful banter about former players in TV land. Prepare for laughter and insights in a delightful mix of football and culture!

Aug 2, 2024 • 44min
Zlatan “Jason Tindall” Ibrahimović
Zlatan Ibrahimović, the larger-than-life former professional footballer, joins the conversation to discuss his ongoing feud with Pep Guardiola, which hilariously continues into 2024. The hosts brainstorm how Arsenal could finally dethrone Manchester City by hiring Zlatan in a coaching role. They dive into West Ham's endless hunt for new forwards and share amusing anecdotes about football's colorful personalities. Plus, there's a light-hearted take on Gennaro Gattuso's management and the ridiculousness surrounding World Cup draws. Expect plenty of laughs!

Aug 1, 2024 • 22min
Introducing: Ramble Uncut
In this engaging conversation, football legend Matt Le Tissier shares his insights from behind the scenes of the game. The discussion takes a quirky turn as they explore bizarre high-priced collectibles on eBay and the whimsical world of football memorabilia. Le Tissier also recalls humorous football dreams, showcasing surreal scenarios with famous faces. The chat spices up with a dive into controversial views and wild conspiracy theories that emerged from former players, sparking both laughter and intrigue.


