

Football Ramble
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The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2026, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them for the final weeks of the Premier League season and every day throughout the World Cup this summer as they discuss the biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sep 5, 2024 • 33min
Angel Delight
Lee Carsley, the new manager for the England football team, discusses his bold squad choices and the fresh energy he brings. Reece James talks about his journey returning from injury, highlighting the team’s need for his talent. The conversation also dives into the emotional side of player selection, emphasizing the significance of music in motivating squads. They sprinkle in humor about celebrity culture in sports, showcasing lighthearted rivalries and anecdotes while engaging with fans' questions around England’s upcoming matches.

Sep 4, 2024 • 40min
Steve Bruce’s farewell kiss
In this lively discussion, former manager Steve Bruce shares his latest venture back into football with Blackpool, while fellow guest Nathan Jones offers his insights on managerial challenges. Cristiano Ronaldo insists he still deserves a spot in Portugal's lineup, igniting debates on player longevity. Meanwhile, Jamie Vardy takes pride in Leicester City's crafty exploits against the Premier League. The conversation flows with humor as they tackle the unpredictability of football management and touch on the complexities of league contracts.

Sep 3, 2024 • 37min
Can I bring my wee mate?
Jadon Sancho, a professional footballer who recently made a bold transfer, joins fellow stars Raheem Sterling, heading to Arsenal, and Harry Kane, whose moving rumors are buzzing. They dive into Sancho's quest to revive his career and the implications of Sterling’s fresh start. Ivan Toney’s controversial shift to the Saudi Pro League raises eyebrows about his future, while the unexpected signing of Neal Maupay adds a touch of humor to the heavy transfer market. It's a lively discussion filled with insight and laughter.

Sep 2, 2024 • 1h 2min
The Goodison Chainsaw Massacre
The nightmare continues for Everton fans as their season spirals downward. Liverpool's clash with Manchester United takes center stage, highlighting critical performances and tactical blunders. There's laughter over amusing WhatsApp exchanges and a memorable Scottish football match. The hosts dive into player controversies and red card antics, offering humorous insights into the current state of the Premier League. From the ups and downs of football culture to reflections on management challenges, the discussion is as lively as it is enlightening.

Aug 31, 2024 • 27min
Mailbag: What’s the toughest job in world football?
Dive into whimsical football history as hosts concoct unlikely transfers, imagining Carlos Tevez in unexpected places. They tackle the toughest jobs in football, from Manchester United's pressures to the trials of managing national teams like Brazil. Tune in for humorous takes on Sunday League challenges and innovative ideas to boost the game. The fun continues as football clubs are playfully compared to iconic music acts, highlighting their unique qualities and histories. It's a delightful mix of banter, nostalgia, and football fantasy!

Aug 30, 2024 • 55min
The Preview Show: Who ate all the sausages?
Today, Pete and Andy have a Freaky Friday body swap, which means Pete tells Marcus and Jim about some Turkish transfer news and Andy tells us about a world-champion hot dog eater that has been banned from next year’s competition. Incredible.Elsewhere, we make the case for Ant and Dec to host the Champions League draw and Marcus gets excited about Lee Carsley’s first England squad. Plus, Andy explains why Federico Chiesa could be a good signing for Liverpool. Mo Salah’s replacement?Join the Football Ramble WhatsApp Channel: https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VamKx7RL7UVMdlfanN0QWe're back on stage and tickets are out NOW! Join us at London Palladium on Friday September 20th 2024 for 'Football Ramble: Time Tunnel', a journey through football history like no other. Expect loads of laughs, all your Ramble favourites, and absolutely everything on Pete's USB stick. Get your tickets at footballramblelive.com!Find us on X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month, with 15% off annual subscriptions until the end of August: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 29, 2024 • 26min
Ramble Uncut: Gym Campbell
Gym Campbell, a savvy football expert, shares a treasure trove of insights in this entertaining discussion. The hosts recount their fitness follies, blending gym mishaps with nostalgic hiking stories. They dive into the whimsical Curry Awards incident featuring Chris Tarrant, keeping the laughs rolling. Campbell then explores the legacy and controversies of iconic football players, sparking debates on sportsmanship. Finally, the humor intensifies as they ponder the hilarity of bumping into Messi in everyday life while navigating the quirks of fame.

Aug 28, 2024 • 55min
An ice bucket of Carabao
Sven-Göran Eriksson, a legendary football coach, is celebrated for his contributions to the sport. The discussion shifts to Manuel Ugarte and his potential as an impactful signing for Manchester United. Noni Madueke’s local council response shows the intersection of football and community. Andros Townsend's challenging situation in Turkey takes a colorful turn, reminding listeners of the unpredictable nature of football. The banter is humorous and insightful, capturing the spirit and camaraderie of the game.

Aug 27, 2024 • 40min
Farewell, Sven
Join Lars Sivertsen, who humorously compares his dad's golf skills to Kim Jong Un's, as they dive into the Premier League's early drama. Marcus shares his spicy thoughts on Oasis' potential reunion, while Wayne Rooney recounts his bizarre solo drinking scenario. The conversation also touches on Manchester City's dominance and Crystal Palace's struggles, providing both insights and laughter about the current football landscape. Plus, they pay tribute to the late Sven-Göran Eriksson, a true giant of the game.

Aug 26, 2024 • 58min
I’d rather be in Wolverhampton
Noni Madueke, an up-and-coming player, shares his delightful experience in Wolverhampton, highlighting the enjoyment of the match. Enzo Maresca, a potential candidate for Chelsea's management, is discussed with optimism for the club’s future. Meanwhile, Amanda Staveley’s ambition to buy a stake in Tottenham adds intrigue to the ownership landscape. The conversation is filled with hilarious insights and light-hearted banter, making football's unpredictability all the more entertaining.


