

Football Ramble
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The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2026, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them for the final weeks of the Premier League season and every day throughout the World Cup this summer as they discuss the biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 14, 2025 • 58min
The Preview Show: It’s dark and it smells bad
On this lovely Valentine's Day, it’s important to focus all your love and attention on that Special One. So, with no English teams in European action last night, we kick off with more ridiculous antics from football’s favourite loverboy, José Mourinho.Marcus, Luke, Vish and Jim then look ahead to a mid-table Mourinho Derby as Spurs’ perfectly stoppable force meet Man United’s eminently movable object. Elsewhere, Arsenal bring some striker-less vibes to Leicester, Man City face an onslaught from Newcastle’s big boys and we play out a Jack’s Encyclopaedia round for the ages.Plus, ever wondered how Jason Tindall would fare in the Love Island villa? Well, wonder no longer.We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 12, 2025 • 26min
Ramble Reacts: My giddy aunt, what a Merseyside derby
Don't pretend you don't want to see it. Everton vs Liverpool ended in complete carnage and Marcus and Jim loved every single second.Still giddy from all the excitement, we credit the Everton fans for celebrating with the appropriate level of vigour, while also being thankful that VAR didn’t ruin it all. And despite all that, we still find time to credit Liverpool who now look unstoppable in the Premier League title race.We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.comFind us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 12, 2025 • 57min
The Eagle has returned
It’s happened again. Man City have blown a lead and Jude Bellingham scored a late winner. Who would have thought?Elsewhere, Marcus, Jim, Pete and Andy are impressed by Jason Tindall who has reached new levels of sh*thousery. Plus, Lazio's former falconer Juan Bernabé and his eagle are back!We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.comFind us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 10, 2025 • 29min
Ramble Reacts: Crystal Palace stroll into the FA Cup fifth round
The only thing to take from Crystal Palace’s Professional Job 2-0 Plucky Doncaster Rovers: scrap the entire football pyramid. Rubbish, don’t need it.In all seriousness, Marcus and Vish tip their hats to a valiant effort from Doncaster and realise that Palace are properly decent under Oliver Glasner. Plus, we peruse the fifth round matchups and Man City size up a scrap with the baddest boys in the yard, as Real Madrid come to townWe’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.comFind us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 10, 2025 • 57min
Milk Thistle magic
Worried about the magic spilling out of the FA Cup? Well, Marcus, Luke, Vish and Pete - with a little help from Plymouth Argyle - are here to refill the Cup with the recommended level of magic.Elsewhere, we thank Stefan Ortega for ensuring Jamie Donley achieved one of the great FA Cup assists and we try to talk about quite literally anything other than Man United vs Leicester.We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.comFind us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 8, 2025 • 41min
Mailbag: Have managers become more powerful?
Recent player movements are stirring up a storm as managers seem to be regaining control over player futures. The discussion dives into high-profile cases like Mario Lemina and Marcus Rashford. Meanwhile, Neymar’s return to Santos prompts a debate on whether he's underachieved despite his talent. The evolving relationship dynamics between managers and players are explored, hinting at a significant shift in football's power play. Plus, the emotional ties fans have to iconic stadiums bring a mix of nostalgia and community spirit to the forefront.

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Feb 7, 2025 • 1h 3min
The Preview Show: The Burnley Cinematic Universe
The comparison of Mo Salah to Prime Messi sparks lively debate among the hosts. As excitement brews for the FA Cup, they ponder if Burnley can upset Southampton. The prospect of a celebration police in the Premier League adds humor to the discussion. The tactical genius of Liverpool is celebrated, while managerial changes create ripples in team dynamics. With betting insights and the fine line between celebration and disrespect, the conversation blends analysis with light-hearted banter, keeping football fans entertained.

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Feb 5, 2025 • 25min
Ramble Reacts: Newcastle bully Arsenal once again!
Newcastle triumphed over Arsenal, securing their place at Wembley. The midfield duo dives into standout performances by Jacob Murphy and Alexander Isak while questioning why Arsenal struggles against the Geordies. Tensions rose during a heated match, leading to psychological tactics and nail-biting moments. The rivalry is reignited with a humorous take on music preferences, including rap legends, alongside football banter. It's a fun mix of spirited analysis and light-hearted anecdotes from the beautiful game!

Feb 5, 2025 • 54min
Les Ferdinand Coin
A brilliant idea for a new digital currency in football takes center stage. The thrill of transfer deadline days and the evolving strategies in player acquisitions spark lively discussions. Humorous stories, like a player's infamous red card for urinating on the pitch, add to the fun. Nostalgic memories of fan culture and bizarre incidents keep the conversation entertaining. As they celebrate Cristiano Ronaldo's 40th, the team also touches on the dynamics of fandom and the peculiarities surrounding popular figures in the sport.

Feb 4, 2025 • 36min
Ramble Reacts: Chelsea pocket the points
Chelsea staged a thrilling comeback to secure a much-needed league win, which sparked lively discussions on their season's ups and downs. The talk delved into individual player performances, like those of Jared Bowen and Cole Palmer, and the impact of VAR decisions. On the horizon, Chelsea's Champions League aspirations loom large, with a glance at upcoming player contracts. They also tackled the shifting dynamics in football with potential transfers and the exciting promise of young British talent making waves.


