

Football Ramble
Stak
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2026, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them for the final weeks of the Premier League season and every day throughout the World Cup this summer as they discuss the biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sep 1, 2025 • 1h 1min
Give it more biff
Dominik Szoboszlai scored an unforgettable free-kick, sparking debates about Mikel Arteta's conservative tactics. The hosts question VAR's arrogance after a controversial disallowed goal for Josh King. They also celebrate David Moyes's quirky new repair shop and encourage Lucas Paquetá to embrace his inner Rat King. Amid comedic misadventures, players’ personalities and managerial uncertainties take center stage, alongside rib-tickling anecdotes about referees and AI mishaps, all wrapped in lively banter.

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Aug 29, 2025 • 19min
My Biddy Aunt: Deadline Day Icons
Get ready for the thrill of transfer deadline day! The hosts dive into a lively quiz about iconic players and their major moves, sparking playful banter and camaraderie. They reminisce about memorable transfers, sharing engaging anecdotes and hilarious moments. The excitement wraps up with a conversation about Friday night takeaways, blending football anticipation with food fun. Tune in for a humorous and nostalgic ride through the world of football!

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Aug 29, 2025 • 57min
The Preview Show: The memes hurt
The pain of Manchester United's League Cup exit lingers, fueling some humorous banter. As predictions for an Arsenal victory at Anfield fly, the hosts debate the fate of newly unemployed managers like José Mourinho. Insights into the psychological pressures on managers and players steal the show, touching on team dynamics and strategies. Lighthearted chatter about Arsenal merchandise and humorous transfer rumors keeps the mood upbeat, while the anticipation for upcoming matches, including Arsenal versus Liverpool, ignites excitement.

Aug 28, 2025 • 47min
Mailbag: Has player power gone too far?
The discussion kicks off with the alarming rise of player power, where athletes like Isak and Wissa refuse to play unless moved. It dives into how contractual dynamics have shifted, giving players unprecedented influence over their careers. The speakers also debate the atmosphere at Premier League stadiums, questioning if new venues can match the excitement of iconic grounds. Plus, there's a sprinkle of nostalgia as they consider returning to classic formations, while exploring the evolution of tactics and youth talent in the sport.

Aug 27, 2025 • 59min
The Sean Dyche merry-go-round
Explore the tangled web of football management as Sean Dyche seeks to reposition himself amid West Ham's misfortunes. Discover the struggles of key players like Alphonse Areola and how these challenges contrast with Wolverhampton Wanderers' success. Enjoy lighthearted banter about chips and quirky match anecdotes, and dive into the world of transfers with amusing insights on potential moves for Jamie Vardy and Chelsea's strategies. The episode blends serious analysis with humor, making for an engaging take on the beautiful game's ups and downs.

Aug 25, 2025 • 29min
Ramble Reacts: Liverpool steal the points
Marcus and Jim dive into the thrilling clash where Liverpool snatched victory with a dramatic last-minute goal from a young substitute. They reminisce about iconic moments and compare this match to Beckham's legendary free-kick against Greece. The discussion also touches on tactical blunders, the impact of aging players, and the absurdity of Ref Cam. Additionally, they humorously explore the fierce rivalry between Liverpool and Newcastle, alongside the challenges both teams face in the transfer market. It's an entertaining rollercoaster of football emotions!

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Aug 25, 2025 • 55min
Frank has sense
Marcus proposes a revolutionary idea for football fans as the hosts dissect Spurs' tactical evolution and their recent win over Manchester City. They delve into the emotional impact of signings and how they resonate with fans. Match highlights reveal a rollercoaster of performances, with West Ham facing a disastrous start at home. The friction between fans and media over a controversial banner sparks lively debate, alongside humorous takes on football culture and drinking habits. The dynamic between managers and clubs adds to the tension as the season unfolds.

Aug 22, 2025 • 17min
My Biddy Aunt: Tottenham’s Nearly Men
Poor old Daniel Levy. Faffing around with the details of Eberechi Eze's contract then in comes Mikel Arteta and Lovely Berta to nab him for their pesky neighbours.This week, our game is dedicated to those players who very nearly joined Spurs but - for whatever reason - never signed the dotted line.Marcus takes on Vish this week, with Pete on the buttons. We're in for a belter!Please fill out Stak's listener survey! It'll help us learn more about the content you love so we can bring you even more - you'll also be entered into a competition to win one of five PlayStation 5's! Click here: https://bit.ly/staksurvey2025**Get 15% off annual subscriptions to the Football Ramble Patreon until the end of August! Don't delay!**Sign up for ad-free shows, bonus content every Wednesday and access to our Discord throughout the Premier League season and the 2026 World Cup for just $51 a year or $5 a month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 22, 2025 • 54min
The Preview Show: Mr One Week
Eberechi Eze got his big move to North London, just as we always said he would... Today, Vish and Pete listen to Marcus gloat over what this means for his prediction that Arsenal will win the league.Elsewhere, Cole Palmer goes to war with a French vineyard and Pete is planning a mid-season tour to Wet Wipe Island.Get 15% off annual subscriptions to our Patreon until the end of August! Sign up for ad-free shows, bonus content every Wednesday and access to our Discord for $51 a year or $5 a month. We're also offering a seven-day free trial now: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.Please fill out Stak's listener survey! It'll help us learn more about the content you love so we can bring you even more - you'll also be entered into a competition to win one of five PlayStation 5's! Click here: https://bit.ly/staksurvey2025Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok, WhatsApp and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 21, 2025 • 39min
The Pillage of Croydon
Crystal Palace are in a right old pickle. Kicked out of the Europa League, set to lose Eberechi Eze and Marc Guéhi, and - no we're not making it up - Nottingham Forest coming to town right between their two Conference League qualifiers. Let's not take the p*** here.Luke tells Marcus and Vish why he's expecting Evangelos Marinakis to turn up to that game in a viking helmet. Plus, Neymar's parties are analysed on Brazilian television. Please fill out Stak's listener survey! It'll help us learn more about the content you love so we can bring you even more - you'll also be entered into a competition to win one of five PlayStation 5's! Click here: https://bit.ly/staksurvey2025**Get 15% off annual subscriptions to the Football Ramble Patreon until the end of August! Don't delay!**Sign up for ad-free shows, bonus content every Wednesday and access to our Discord throughout the Premier League season and the 2026 World Cup for just $51 a year or $5 a month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


