Football Ramble
Stak
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2026, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them for the final weeks of the Premier League season and every day throughout the World Cup this summer as they discuss the biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sep 22, 2025 • 1h
I'll monetise some grot for ya
The weekend of Premier League football sparks lively debate, starting with Arsenal's cautious performance against Man City. There's a cheeky analysis of United's thrilling win over Chelsea and Liverpool's derby dominance. The hosts fondly reminisce about Ballon d'Or nominees, while one host finds himself lost in the chaos of David Sullivan's Wikipedia page. With insights on Wolves and Leeds' contrasting fortunes, the podcast wraps up with fan stories that keep the laughter rolling.
Sep 19, 2025 • 23min
My Biddy Aunt: Champions League Icons
Dive into a playful contest as two hosts face off for the My Biddy Aunt lineal belt, testing their knowledge of Champions League legends. From the bids on iconic players like Patrick Kluivert and Mario Mandžukić to late-game battles featuring Fernando Morientes, Franck Ribéry, and Michael Essien, the competition heats up! With witty banter and fun insights about football's finest, this lively discussion will keep fans entertained and reminiscing about glorious moments in the Champions League.
Sep 19, 2025 • 55min
The Preview Show: We've got our headlocks back
The hosts dive into Marcus Rashford's stunning performance, giving Manchester United fans something to celebrate. They explore the Champions League with highlights from Haaland and Guardiola's team, while also discussing crucial upcoming matches, including the Merseyside Derby. There's a lighthearted travel debate about train adventures in Australia, and fiery opinions on Diego Simeone's recent antics with a fan. Expect bold predictions and entertaining banter as they dissect the implications of this weekend's fixtures!
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Sep 18, 2025 • 58min
Nicolas Jackson’s Bayern Munich
Virgil van Dijk's dramatic late winner at Anfield sparks a lively discussion, especially for Pete who isn't a fan. Chelsea faces a tough challenge away against Nicholas Jackson’s Bayern Munich, while Bayern's impressive performance raises eyebrows. The group shares an entertaining tale about AS Monaco's amusing plane antics, adding a lighthearted touch to the football talk. Expect insightful analysis on team dynamics and financial situations within major clubs as they gear up for exciting future matches.
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Sep 17, 2025 • 55min
The no rat guarantee
The host shares hilarious alerts during the Champions League and contrasts them with major match displays. Manchester City's 3-0 victory steals the spotlight, thanks to Haaland's comedic yet genius performances. Arsenal shines with a decisive win, challenging previous critiques. As Tottenham secures a strong victory, controversial refereeing adds spice, and goalkeeper blunders highlight team dynamics. The lively banter reveals football culture's absurdities while questioning the superficiality in modern sports journalism.
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Sep 16, 2025 • 39min
Mailbag: Will Spurs survive the Champions League?
Spurs are gearing up for the Champions League with a renewed spirit and some intriguing questions about their future. Nostalgia hits as the hosts reminisce about 90s football, while tackling the challenges of modern tactics and team dynamics. Expect laughs as they delve into hilarious anecdotes about Australia's feisty plovers and the wild antics of aggressive wildlife. Plus, a playful power ranking of the toughest Premier League managers adds a competitive twist to the conversation!
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Sep 15, 2025 • 59min
Haaland the King of Mythical Beasts
Would Manchester United benefit from having Donny as CEO? The hosts explore this idea while marveling at Erling Haaland's remarkable playing style. They discuss Gianluigi Donnarumma's key role in the Manchester derby and reflect on humorous pet anecdotes tied into football commentary. Tackling the quirks of player transfers, they analyze Arsenal's impressive victory, highlight player performances, and critique media interactions. This lively conversation blends insightful analysis with laughter and camaraderie.
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Sep 12, 2025 • 27min
My Biddy Aunt: Wonderkids
Dive into a playful quiz that pits one player against a fan base in a hilarious battle of wits. Explore the ups and downs of young football talents, including Ravel Morrison's diverse journey through leagues. Laugh along as the hosts challenge each other on football trivia, recalling memorable players and their club journeys. The banter is light-hearted but competitive, with a sprinkle of nostalgia for the greats who didn't quite meet their potential. It's a celebration of football knowledge and camaraderie!
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Sep 12, 2025 • 49min
The Preview Show: The Grin Reaper
Get ready for a humorous kickoff as the Premier League returns! The hosts debate whether a certain friend should become Manchester United's DJ to boost the mood at Old Trafford. They dive into the lively vibes at Everton following a memorable birthday bash and dissect the fierce Southampton vs. Portsmouth rivalry. Expect insights on goalkeeping challenges and amusing anecdotes about player dynamics, all sprinkled with lighthearted banter and a peek into quirky football culture.
Sep 11, 2025 • 24min
Ramble Uncut: An Ode to Carlos Queiroz
Dive into the quirky world of football coaching, where the journey of Anthony Barry meets humorous tales of mentorship with icons like Carlos Queiroz. Hear about the wild adventures of football travel, like a trip from Truro City to Carlisle, offering laughter and camaraderie. Explore the blend of nostalgia and technology through cherished football memories, before chuckling over Swiss football kits that cheekily mimic Barcelona's style. This lively banter captures the absurdities and joys of the beautiful game!
