

Football Ramble
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The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2026, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them for the final weeks of the Premier League season and every day throughout the World Cup this summer as they discuss the biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Nov 28, 2025 • 26min
My Biddy Aunt: Premier League Hard Men
Tune in as the hosts dive into the world of Premier League hard men with humor and flair. They take on a bidding game featuring legendary players like Lee Bowyer and Jaap Stam, sparking lively debates and banter. The competitive edge shines as Luke rakes in points with his impressive club knowledge, while Pete and Marcus throw in playful jests. Expect unexpected jokes and a light-hearted vibe as they navigate through the coaching chaos and challenge each other to recall iconic player histories. Perfect weekend listening!

Nov 28, 2025 • 53min
The Preview Show: Nottingham Forest’s fortifications
The hosts dive into the controversial behavior of Swiss football fans and reflect on professional standards. Nottingham Forest’s transformation under Sean Dyche takes center stage, showcasing their impressive defense. There's light-hearted banter about a memorable Christmas lights mishap and a preview of the upcoming Chelsea vs Arsenal showdown. The discussion also covers crowd troubles in Marseille and the challenges facing Crystal Palace in Europe. Tactics, player performances, and quirky stadium designs add to the lively football chatter.

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Nov 27, 2025 • 52min
Jürgen? Fancy it?
The hosts dissect Liverpool's shocking 4-1 defeat to PSV, showcasing defensive errors and questioning if the club is in crisis. Meanwhile, Arsenal shines with a dominant second-half performance against Bayern, highlighting standout players like Timber and Rice. Sheffield Wednesday faces grim ownership decisions, and Tottenham puts up a spirited fight against PSG despite a 5-3 loss. The team also dives into England's left-back competition, debating Chilwell's prospects under Tuchel versus his peers. A rollercoaster of European football excitement!

Nov 26, 2025 • 58min
STEVE-O, STEVE-O, STEVE-O
Pete Donaldson, an on-the-ground correspondent, brings the vibrant energy of Marseille to listeners with a firsthand account of the electrifying match atmosphere and notable police presence. He shares insights into the leadership and intensity witnessed during the clash against Newcastle, highlighting key errors like Nick Pope's blunder. The panel also explores Chelsea's promising young talent, Estevão's breakout moment, and Gary Neville's entertaining commentary faux pas. It's a lively discussion blending football analysis and captivating anecdotes.

Nov 25, 2025 • 41min
Donaldson & Fang
At home against 10 men after two of the opposition players had a dust-up, you probably should be winning that one.Manchester United are back in their chaos era and Pete, Jim and Luke are here for it. Today, the lads revel in that while not forgetting to give some credit to David Moyes for getting his first win away at Old Trafford. Plus, Pete informs us that he’s off to Marseille tonight to stay with a man called Fang…Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Nov 24, 2025 • 56min
Geller’s New Spoon
Liverpool and Tottenham are in turmoil, sparking discussions about potential intervention from Uri Geller. The hosts analyze Liverpool's tactical blunders against Nottingham Forest and question Arne Slot's future. They celebrate Arsenal's impressive win over Spurs and Eberechi Eze's standout performance. Meanwhile, Newcastle's victory against Man City raises questions about their season trajectory. The crew also debates England squad selections, focusing on Danny Welbeck and Callum Wilson as contenders for a World Cup spot.

Nov 21, 2025 • 20min
My Biddy Aunt: North London Derby Legends
The hosts dive into a thrilling quiz centered around legendary North London Derby players. They bid on how many clubs David Bentley, Aaron Ramsey, and Robert Pires played for, sharing hilarious anecdotes and memorable moments. Highlights include Rafael van der Vaart's stunning plays and Danny Rose’s extensive club journey. The tension builds as Marcus attempts to outsmart Luke amid playful banter and spirited discussions. As the game wraps up, congratulations fly and listeners are left entertained, eager for more.

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Nov 21, 2025 • 50min
The Preview Show: Spelgium
Marcus, Luke, and Pete tackle the scheduling fiasco affecting the North London derby. The team assesses Arsenal's injury woes and Tottenham's tactical options for the clash. A hilarious debate emerges over Spurs' use of a Barry Manilow tune and its copyright implications. Meanwhile, Wolves face a crisis with Rob Edwards stepping in, and Lazio's recent managerial switch raises eyebrows. Lastly, they touch on Haaland's AI doppelgänger and Chelsea's promising star Estêvão, who just aced his driving test!

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Nov 20, 2025 • 25min
Ramble Uncut: Who stole Napoleon's todger?
Join the hosts as they dive into the quirkiest of curiosities, from reminiscing about beloved detective dramas to dishing on the worst football films ever made. They hilariously debate the fate of Napoleon's missing member and uncover the bizarre auction of Madonna's iconic bra. Plus, a Chilean collector’s unique acquisition of Wembley’s gates sparks a lively discussion about museum oddities and preservation. It's a rollercoaster ride of nostalgia and unexpected artifacts!

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Nov 19, 2025 • 45min
The Scotland way
Scotland's thrilling 4-2 comeback against Denmark takes center stage, highlighting world-class goals and VAR controversies. The hosts celebrate the team's resilience and Steve Clarke's leadership as they prepare for the World Cup. Meanwhile, Wales's stunning 7-1 victory over North Macedonia sparks discussions on tactics and playoff prospects. Curacao's historic qualification adds to the excitement, as the hosts delve into the political drama surrounding the US-hosted World Cup and implications for teams like Nigeria and DR Congo.


