The Square Ball: Leeds United Podcast

Professor Heckingbottom brings his kestrel up the M1 on Saturday as the Premier League mercifully returns. We'll have our lovely Kalvin back and we'll take him away from the bad man. We celebrate a joyous week for one third of Benelux. With levisolicitors.co.uk/thesquareball Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

United travelled to Stamford Bridge before their property developer chairman had rebuilt the place and came away with 3 points at Easter as the players celebrated with the cars behind the goal. With levisolicitors.co.uk/thesquareball Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We pay tribute to Peter Lorimer, remembering him for everything from his rockets to his sandwich making skills. Just why was United's current top scorer overlooked for England? And what on earth are the U23s being subjected to in the Midlands? With levisolicitors.co.uk/thesquareball Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What are they saying about Leeds United in the wake of our 2-1 victory at Craven Cottage? Leeds fans want to talk Phillips, Alioski and Scott 'Scottie' Parker. Meanwhile, Fulham fans are confused about appendages. With levisolicitors.co.uk/thesquareball Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

United came up short in one of the crucial clashes that would determine who takes a place in Europe. A last minute goal secured third placed Palace the points after the Whites made most of the running throughout the game against a pacy Eagles side. With levisolicitors.co.uk/thesquareball Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

United's final shot at Wembley slipped away thanks to a 4-6 aggregate defeat against the Toffees. A 3-3 draw at Elland Road, characterised by slack defending, was followed just 48 hours later by a 3-1 extra time defeat at Goodison Park. The second leg was witness to one of the greatest free kicks of all time. With levisolicitors.co.uk/thesquareball Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full time thoughts as goals from Bamford and Raphinha mean that United finally won in London against a team of brutes. With levisolicitors.co.uk/thesquareball Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Whites travelled to Highbury to face the Gunners for the sixth time this season. The game proved to be as tight as the previous clashes with the teams evenly matched. Late goals swung the match in favour of the hosts in the televised match. With levisolicitors.co.uk/thesquareball Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guess who's back. Back again. Bates is back. Rear end. Yes, Kenneth has an Opinion and we've all got to hear it. Why can't he just stick to vaguebooking like Kiko Casilla? Was Thomas Tuchel talking a load of cobblers? All this and more. With levisolicitors.co.uk/thesquareball Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We catch up with the ramblings of online Chelsea fans in the wake of our 0-0 draw and we find out what you made of it all. With levisolicitors.co.uk/thesquareball Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.