Savage Lovecast

This week, Dan is joined by his animal handler, Lucy! Lucy can answer questions about shit skid marks left on couches, cheating lying girlfriends, jerk dom creeps AND do Dan's laundry with a smile.    She is truly a wonder.    Call us with your questions.  206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Come hear the tale of the woman who wanks like a toddler. Remember that boy who got booted out of the Christian singing group "Psalm 100" for being gay? Dan chats him up a bit.  How can a fickle bisexual chicken take the plunge and suck some cock already?    And more.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

"No sex before the game!" Is this bit of conventional wisdom wise?    A gay man wonders if his date being specifically NOT invited to a family wedding is in any way bigoted.    A man and woman are married only in the legal sense. But they still live together and enjoy each other's company. How do they roll out the nature of their odd relationship to potential lovers?    And more, more, more. 206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Ladies: How should you react when your boyfriend accuses you of cheating on him because he can feel that your vagina is looser than he remembers it being? Oh, and he has a really small dick. Do you have man boobs? Maybe you shouldn't. Do lesbians perform oral sex on strap-ons? DO THEY??? And! Dan responds to Douchegate 2011. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter SANTORUM at checkout.

Apparently, there is someone more qualified to answer your filthy questions than Dan Savage. The identity of Dan's replacement may shock you… A man's buddy is accused of sexual assault by an acquaintance. The caller is dubious, but pretends to believe her. Should he confront her or lie in order to protect his friend?  Is there a polite way to suggest that a lady shave her nether-regions?    Remember: Think of the children.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast Also, would it kill you to Facebook-like Dan Savage? No it would not.

It's the fairy dust show! Can Dan Savage reach into his man-purse, pull out a handful of pink fairy dust, sprinkle it all over your sexual problems, and cure you of whatever ails you?  No, he cannot.  206-201-2720  Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

This week the Lovecast is honored to welcome Dr. Anna Kaminski, medical director from Planned Parenthood. Hats off, everyone. Dan and Anna discuss the risks of herpes, chlamydia, pre-come, ass-licking and other deep medical topics. Anna quotes from scientific studies and Dan makes repulsive off-color jokes.   What's not to like?     Call us up: 206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at    Donate to Planned Parenthood:

The Savage Lovecast is delighted to welcome Mistress Matisse, Seattle's charming and terrifying dominatrix. Can sadists get it on with other sadists? Is domming a viable career choice? Can the master-slave relationship work when it's time to do the dishes? All of this and more await you, worm. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter SANTORUM at checkout.

After a young queer woman came out to her high-school friends, one of them utterly rejected her and expressed retroactive squeamishness for all the hugs they ever shared. What a creep.  A woman's gay friend with internalized homophobia disparages other gays and comes on to women when he's drunk. What a jerk.  A young lesbian's cousin sends her links to anti-gay reparative-therapy sites. Asshole!  Each one faces Dan's wrath. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Comment on this episode at  Tim's incredible music lives on at

A son is more than a little jealous that his dad has multiple orgasms, and prays that perhaps it's genetic?  Research scientist and hymen expert Debby Herbenick confirms that *spoiler alert* the hymen does indeed exist.  You think you got it bad? At least YOU have a rectum…   And more.  206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast