Episode One

Clown college instructor Mr. Wieners (Andrew) discusses the art of clowning with students Bean Atkinson (Branson) and Zobo (Charles). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/117376416

Mr. Drama (Andrew), Caden 2 Milli (Branson), and Paper Chaser (Charles) look up Illuminati in the encyclopedia, debate if money is cursed cause there's ghosts on it, and discuss their plans to leave L.A. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/117164269

Pinball Sports personality Tony Ropes (Andrew) interviews country superstar Bryden Brantley (Charles) and his mother (Branson) about his contentious breakup with podcaster Kelly Shoestring (Alana). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Rylan plans to order a dish called "The Temptation of Saint Anthony (Patron of the Butchers)" at a French restaurant. And once, for an elementary school writing assignment, he tried to pass off the lyrics of Sum 41's Fat Lip as his own. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/116701915

The prophet Zumuwusular (Branson) and his cousin Hylumynomer (Andrew) try to convert mud-brick maker Chris (Charles) to their new religion. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Communications director Zorus Merlin (Branson) and data scientist and consultant Sean Seaside (Charles) assign accountability for the Democrats' electoral loss and raise money for the Kamala Harris presidential campaign to pay off its debts. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Mild-mannered man Benjamin Fox (Andrew) fields phone calls from scammers (Branson and Charles). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/115803124

Dunstin Checksin (Branson) and Bradford Hockendock (Andrew) report on the Terre Haute Gunblades winning their first-ever LIV Baseball Championship title. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/115550540

E1 and Chapo Trap House break down the 2024 presidential election with Joe Biden, Josh Shapiro, Gilroy Monsanto, and the Dan Boeckner Christmas Time Players. (Recorded 2024.11.04) Featuring Will Menaker, Felix Biederman, Santa Claus, Chris Wade, and the Dan Boeckner Christmas Time Players (Dan Boeckner, Nick Thorburn, Alex Fischel, and Adam Halferty). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Adventurers Morsel, Davidoff Coolwater, and David Alcohol gather at O'Christmas's Grogville to compete in a yuletide triathlon. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/115221750 Charles - DM Andrew - Morsel Big Branson - Davidoff Coolwater "Little" Branson Reese - David Alcohol