Episode One

The crew is ordered to negotiate a dispute between the elderly Fuddyites and the youthful Pesko. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/154602945/

Timmy Minneola (Branson), Goose Newsom (Andrew), and Edgar Dumpwink (Charles) debate selections for Gavin Newsom's book club in preparation for his presidential campaign. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Bob Dome, an eccentric Pennsylvania senator known for surreal children’s tales. Max Stink, conservative lobbyist and condiment entrepreneur, pitches a violent crowdfunded graphic novel. Noam Atterhoo, a New York congressman, reads alternate-history political fiction. They trade provocative readings, comic-book pitching, bizarre kids’ stories, revisionist Lincoln scenes, and darkly humorous political rewrites.

Caden 2 Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama (Andrew), and Paper Chaser (Charles) find out about Ohio's latest trends in culture and streetwear from Catfish (Jake) and Baxton Decker (Thomas). Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Members of The Knights Who Say Hawk Tuah guild—Lebronkobe (Branson), xxFISHBOYxx (Andrew), EvocativeChap (Tom), and ChubbyDonut99 (CJ)—run a dungeon in Bramblestory. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

The riffing therapist Luke Luther Laughmore (Charles) gives his patients (Andrew, Branson) a tight five. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Jedi's Tannin Sperm (Branson), Darth Hundo (Charles), and Dape Dode (Andrew) lead a tour of the Star Wars Safari. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-111-jedis-152058591 Ending song - "Green Yoda": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDEZNN4Ei3A Join the E1 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Intimacy coordinators Casino Carlisle (Branson), George R.R. Word (Charles), and Fallyn Matcha-Dubai (Ty) share their expertise with some of Hollywood's leading actors. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBcgWQDKJhI Join the E1 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/xTBVk23 Listen to Charles' new show Trouble in River City: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TroubleInRiverCity

Angus Balestrom (Branson), Fox Hellman (Andrew), and Tweep Peeper (Charles) discuss some seriously twisted, messed up, F@#!%ed up cheaters. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-110-f-ers-who-151480456

Adventurers Clargon (Felix), Cremo Wheat (Andrew), and Lord Jameson Pigeonsbane (Charles) go to Society Hill to get Clargon's clothes back from King Blargon. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-151332761