Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Squeezing into that cozy middle front seater today, Zoltan Kaszas joins us to discuss our woes about the Super Bowl Halftime Show, his first experience buying health insurance, how muting internet trolls brings him joy, death… , and so much more. Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson. Check out all things Zoltan at https://www.zoltancomedy.com/ - This Week’s Sponsor: BARK TECHNOLOGIES >> Keep Your Kids Safe with Bark Technologies and the NEW Bark Phone. Use promo code DONTMAKEME at www.bark.us for your free 7 day trial and 15% OFF your LIFETIME subscription AND get $200 off first year when you port your child's number to a Bark Phone. - Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” Check out our Patreon page! Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show. Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice. Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at www.andylikeswords.com.

*Sorry everyone, Dustin threw out his back becuase, he's old. So we will return to you next week with an all new episode. In the meantime, enjoy our Valentine's Day episode from last year. _ Tell Cupid to put those stupid arrows away because Mel and Dustin are in the Frontseat to talk about tough college gigs, onstage back injuries, and why Mel hates Valentine's Day so much. Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice. Check out our new Patreon page! Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show.

Dustin and Mel return to the Frontseat with so many announcements that Dustin decides to quit math altogether. First and foremost, you can now WATCH the podcast on YouTube starting today! Head over to YouTube and watch our shenanigans in person. In addition, Dustin shares his questionable travel hacks, Mel’s favorite Valentine’s gifts, the internet thinks Dustin is old, critical parenting tips for first time Girl Scouts, and much much more.    Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” Check out our Patreon page! Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show. Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice. Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at www.andylikeswords.com.

Dustin and Mel are back in the Frontseat to discuss how Dustin discovered he was a good liar over the weekend, why it's important (but not, like, TOO important) to encourage your kids to play sports and how Mel absolutely dominated Drag Bingo Night. Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today! Check out our Patreon page! Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show. Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Dustin and Mel are back and SMOGing in the Frontseat to talk about the dangers of making too much or too little out of a situation, how not a lot is expected out of dads, and why Joel may be just too chill to learn how to drive. PLUS...Backseater emails! Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today! Check out our Patreon page! Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show. Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Dustin and Mel are back in the Frontseat reading Backseater advice emails and come to an agreement on their pick for the new Nickerson Family Pet (Spoiler: It won't be a tarantula). PLUS...a Bingo Dingo Review of the new Netflix series, Wednesday! Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today! Check out our Patreon page! Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show. Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Mel and Dustin are back in the Frontseat (that unfortunately smells like cat pee) to discuss a father/daughter trip to St. Louis, what to do with cats as they age and the debate about what new pet might be joining the Nickerson household. PLUS...Backseater emails! Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today! Go to www.MunchieMug.com where you can use promo code DONTMAKEME for 25% off your order of the world's #1 premium no-spill snack cup. Check out our Patreon page! Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show. Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Dustin and Mel and back in the Frontseat after a Sin City Holiday with the fam to talk about how your first concert can tell a lot about your childhood, why it's ok to be over the traditional Christmas morning (even if your kids aren't), and how to do a week in Vegas with your kids without breaking the bank. PLUS...a Bingo Dingo Review of Puss in Boots. Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today! Go to www.MunchieMug.com where you can use promo code DONTMAKEME for 25% off your order of the world's #1 premium no-spill snack cup. Check out our Patreon page! Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show. Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Dustin and Mel are taking a well deserved week off, so we're rerunning an episode from our 2021 Holiday Horror Stories series with tales about car seats covered in puke, presents covered in aphids and hospital sandwiches decidedly NOT covered in mayo. We can't wait to catch up with you in the new year! Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa)  today! Go to www.MunchieMug.com where you can use promo code DONTMAKEME for 25% off your order of the world's #1 premium no-spill snack cup. Check out our Patreon page! Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show. Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Dustin and Mel are in the Frontseat of Santa's sleigh to chat about Mel's heroic (and kind of depressing) battle with the flu, a problematic overshare from an Uber driver, and why the traditions of Santa pics and tacky Christmas sweaters are dying out. PLUS...a Bingo Dingo of The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special! Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa)  today! Go to www.MunchieMug.com where you can use promo code DONTMAKEME for 25% off your order of the world's #1 premium no-spill snack cup. Check out our Patreon page! Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show. Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.