

Alfalfa Podcast
Arman Assadi, Nick Urbani, and Eric Johanson
Three entrepreneur and investor friends swimming in the messy grey, seeking the edge in money and meaning 🌾
Join Arman Assadi, Nick Urbani, and Eric Johanson live every Wednesday at 5 PM Pacific (PST).
We are a community first and have been called "the best place on the internet". Hop into the intellectual sh*tshow that is our Discord community for daily shenanigans and thought-provoking conversations with like-minded humans.
👉 All links and socials at alfalfapod.com
Join Arman Assadi, Nick Urbani, and Eric Johanson live every Wednesday at 5 PM Pacific (PST).
We are a community first and have been called "the best place on the internet". Hop into the intellectual sh*tshow that is our Discord community for daily shenanigans and thought-provoking conversations with like-minded humans.
👉 All links and socials at alfalfapod.com
Episodes
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Apr 2, 2026 • 2h 16min
Alfafla Encore: No Kings, No Wars | Ep. 245
They map the machinery behind perpetual wars and unpack the Iran–Israel crisis from Tehran to regime-change plans. They debate hyperbolic nuclear timelines and whether intervention is about nukes or power. Heated takes on protest movements and deportation policy collide with an argument that democracy may be obsolete and a CEO-style leader could be better.

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Mar 27, 2026 • 1h 36min
I Almost Flipped a Table at a Sushi Restaurant | Ep. 281
A heated DoorDash mishap nearly led to a table flip at a sushi spot. A live portfolio breakdown reveals a big shift to cash, gold, and energy after selling crypto. They debate a Strait of Hormuz oil squeeze and stagflation risk. AI’s disruption of white-collar roles and where to position investments in the AI stack also get sharp attention.

39 snips
Mar 19, 2026 • 2h 14min
Stop Fighting Reality: Why the Blue Pill Wins | Ep. 280
They dissect an AI therapy session that uncovers the root of modern stress and a five-whys audit for prioritizing life changes. They dig into Nvidia’s trillion-dollar compute backlog and what agentic AI means for software and investment. Geopolitics, crypto’s UX failures, and a philosophical dive on choosing blissful simulation versus harsh reality round out the conversation.

31 snips
Mar 12, 2026 • 1h 32min
I'm More Addicted to This Than Nicotine | Ep. 279
They debate whether leading AI models could be effectively nationalized and which firms might benefit. The conversation covers AI’s impact on jobs, from exposed white‑collar roles to low‑risk trades and healthcare support. Listeners get stories about automating workflows, agent-driven customer service wins, and big bear cases threatening the compute boom. Plus a quirky detour into bedtime audiobooks and sleep hacks.

35 snips
Mar 5, 2026 • 1h 43min
Anthropic’s $380B Valuation, Trump’s 7-Minute Intervention & The "9-9-6" Tech Trap | Ep. 278
They debate AI business moves and Anthropic’s breakout valuation talk. The conversation covers AI twins, Steno.ai’s Maya and how brands scale with synthetic personas. Crypto’s role as rails and why AI agents might need banking gets explored. Geopolitics and military tech surface with Iran’s economic attrition strategy, the US Fifth Fleet tensions, and $5 lasers disrupting expensive missile systems.

36 snips
Feb 26, 2026 • 1h 46min
Citrini’s 2028 Warning, The Jack Hughes Mindset & Why Your FICO Score is a Scam | Ep. 277
A market-shaking forecast that predicts white-collar jobs could vanish by 2028 and the financial dominoes that might follow. The fragility of software moats and how AI agents could bypass platforms. Debates on whether AI will create new demand or trigger deflation. Practical defense plays like gold, bonds and chips and why cybersecurity and systems-thinking careers matter.

56 snips
Feb 19, 2026 • 1h 38min
The Death of Software, The Retatrutide Blueprint & Bryan Johnson’s $1M Protocol | Ep. 276
They debate whether AI will end traditional software and who wins the platform wars. Topics include local memory ownership, making agents proactive, and legal risks from chat logs. The conversation covers cybersecurity, deflationary AI macro bets, workforce displacement in voice roles, and a blockbuster weight-loss drug. It ends with a look at extreme longevity programs and the costs of pursuing immortality.

46 snips
Feb 12, 2026 • 2h 5min
The Permanent Underclass, Bad Bunny’s Halftime Blueprint & The Epstein Jail Video Hoax | Ep. 275
They unpack the 'permanent underclass' thesis and why capital may outpace labor. They debate AI's rapid reshaping of jobs, mass resignations at labs, and the frontier model shakeup. They parse the Epstein jail video controversy and Peter Attia’s emailed ties. They also analyze Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl move, SaaS market decline, and the energy bottleneck pushing AI infrastructure innovation.

39 snips
Jan 29, 2026 • 1h 29min
Moltbot Seduction, The 'Meat Bag' Theory & The Cognitive Atrophy Trap | Ep. 274
They dissect the rise of agentic AI like Moltbot and local LLMs and how agents can control your computer and workflows. They debate Dario Amodei’s warning about concentrated intelligence and explore the risk of human cognitive atrophy and emotional outsourcing. They also tackle economic shifts as capital eats labor and discuss portfolio moves including tech winners, gold, and commodities.

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Jan 22, 2026 • 1h 33min
The End of Coding, Why "Trying Hard" Makes You A Loser & Bill Ackman’s Warning | Ep. 273
From wild stories at a Vegas Special Forces gala to the surprising science behind how complaining rewires your brain, the hosts dive deep into fascinating topics. They explore the striking political divide between young men and women, debate the allure of the carefree 'Free Soul' lifestyle, and ponder the future of coding in an AI-driven world. Plus, a cheeky look at how happiness can be a muscle to train and the quirky implications of walking speed on IQ. It's a rollercoaster of insights and laughs!


