Absolutely Not

On this BONUS episode of Absolutely Not, Heather is joined by comedian, Joe Dombrowski, who immediately informs her that she is an icon to the gay community. They chat all things comedy, touring, fans sneaking into the green room and try to determine if Heather has a lazy eye or not.Episode Sponsors:For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Indulge in affordable luxury! Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.To get Naked Wines’ 6 bottle for $39.99 offer, head to NakedWines.com/ABSOLUTELY and use code ABSOLUTELY for both the code AND password.If you visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELY you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get free shipping.Head over to AthenaClub.com to try their award-winning razor and body products and get 20% off your first purchase with code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather in the studio in LA after her final shows of The Comeback Tour. She works out a lot of stress and takes some of it out on her callers. She apologizes, as she goes hard.Episode Sponsors:Find inspiration for your new vibe, every day, at Saks.com.Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.Shop SKIMS Bras at SKIMS.com. Now available in 62 sizes (30A - 46H).You can get an additional 15% off their 90-day subscription Starter Kit by going to fatty15.com/ABSOLUTELY and using code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get FREE shipping.Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code ABSOLUTELY for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather dives deep into her thoughts on the upcoming months, on her work load and closing out The Comeback Tour. She recaps the bachelorette weekend in Key West filled with crazy characters and key lime pies. She goes through the voicemails and hears an Absolutely Yes from one of her listeners. Episode Sponsors:Find inspiration for your new vibe, every day, at Saks.com.Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.Need to find the perfect gift? Don't panic. Try Gift Mode on Etsy now.Visit maidenform.com and use code ABSOLUTELY20 at checkout for 20% off your first purchase.Check out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch, go to Squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get FREE shipping.Use the code “ABSOLUTELY” on Rhoback.com for a generous 20% off your first order through the end of this week.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is joined by the ultimate scammer, the pillar himself, Raymond Padilla. They are back from the Masters tournament and ready to chat about all their adventures in Augusta.Episode Sponsors:Treat yourself to the best bras on the market and save 20% off at honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELYThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Control body odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeoderant and get 15% off with promo code ABSOLUTELY15 at LumeDeoderant.comTry AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.Indulge in affordable luxury! Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.Fatty15 is on a mission to replenish your C15 levels and restore your long-term health. You can get an additional 15% off their 90-day subscription Starter Kit by going to Fatty15.com/ABSOLUTELY and using code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is finally back home in the ATL studio for a solo episode. Grateful for all of her previous guests, but also to just chit chat with y'all one on one. There is a lot that has happened over the last few weeks to go over, but she still has time for a few voicemails.Episode Sponsors:For inspiration for your new vive, every day, at saks.com.Try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.Visit maidenform.com and use code ABSOLUTELY20 at checkout for 20% off your first purchase.Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Watch new episodes of Vanderpump Villa every Monday, now on Hulu!Visit CBDistillery.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off.To explore coverage, visit ASPCAPetInsurance.com/ABSOLUTELY.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather brings another fan of wigs and characters, Zachariah Porter, to the pod. They discuss their previously lives in the hospitality industry, shoplifting and celebrity sex tapes.Episode Sponsors:Watch Vanderpump Villa, premiering April 1st, only on Hulu.Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code ABSOLUTELY for $20 off your first purchase.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get free shipping.As a loyal listener, you'll get an exclusive 15% off your entire order when you use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout at lolavie.com.OneSkin is more than skin care. Get started today with 15% off using code ABSOLUTELY at oneskin.co.If you want to take ownership of your health, start with AG1. Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at AG1.com/absolutely.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this bonus episode, Heather gets to chit chat with Connor about his journey from tik tok videos to starting his stand up tour. Episode Sponsors:To explore coverage visit ASPCAPetInsurance.com/ABSOLUTELYGet 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get FREE shipping.Go to Quince.com/absolutely to get free shipping and 365-day returns.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Shop poppi on Amazon for 15% off with code ABSOLUTELY15 and in retailers nationwide.As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Lume Starter Pack with code ABSOLUTELY5 at LumeDeoderant.comProduced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Hannah Berner and Heather come together for hilarious takes on being gals in comedy, her new special taping and being high fashion girlies. They also go head to head about who has the best dead grandpa. Episode Sponsors:Visit maidenform.com and use code ABSOLUTELY20 at checkout for 20% off your first purchase.If you want to take ownership of your health, start with AG1. Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at AG1.com/absolutely.Watch Vanderpump Villa, premiering April 1st, only on Hulu.Head to squarespace.com for a free trial and when you're ready to launch, go to squarespace.com/absolutely to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.Wherever you’re starting, get moving with a Peloton Bike or Bike+ rental at www.onepeloton.com/bike/rentals. Terms apply.Fatty15 is on a mission to replenish your your C15 levels and restore your long-term health. You can get an additional 15% off their 90-day subscription Starter Kit by going to Fatty15.com/ABSOLUTELY and using code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather has some very special guests in the studio. Connor and Tanner are both 25 year olds navigating love on the hit Netflix show, Love on the Spectrum. Heather also gets to have a very special chat with their moms, Lise and Nicci, about raising their kids and how life has changed post Netflix.Episode Sponsors:Take the guesswork out of buying tickets with Gametime. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code ABSOLUTELY for $20 off your first purchase.As a loyal listener you'll get an exclusive 15% off your entire order when you use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout at lolavie.comStop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/ABSOLUTELY.Shop poppi on Amazon for 15% off with code “ABSOLUTELY15” and in retailers nationwide.As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Lame Starter Pack with code ABSOLUTELY5 at LumeDeodorant.com.Go to Quince.com/absolutely to get free shipping and 365-day returns.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Heather is back from Hollywood’s biggest weekend and she is giving you ALL the insider info! From 4am glam wake up calls to eating In and Out at the Vanity Fair party, our girl has taken Hollywood by storm! She goes through the DM’s and answers all your burning red carpet questions!Episode Sponsors:Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 AND 5 free AG1 travel packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutelyNeed to find the perfect gift? Don't panic. Try Gift Mode on Etsy now!Visit maidenform.com and use code ABSOLUTELY20 at checkout for 20% off your first purchase.Use code "ABSOLUTELY15" for 15% off on Amazon and sip the future of soda!Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch, go to squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.This episode is /brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.