Net Positive with John Crist
John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative
Episodes
Mentioned books
Dec 21, 2022 • 1h 21min
Giving Joy
Happy Holidays, enjoy your Costco hot dog!Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Holiday Men Versus Women (1:02)Crist Family Talent Show (9:20)Baby, It’s Cold Outside Breakdown (27:34)Protestor Of the Week (1:01:28)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comMiracle Brand: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 15, 2022 • 2h 3min
No Hats in Church (w/ Steve Fee)
It's time for your buzzcut.Intro (0:00Adele (2:52)John & Steve’s New Song (6:38)Church Protestors (42:03)BTS Update (1:22:43)Email Fact Checks (1:28:09)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comMiracle Brand: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 8, 2022 • 1h 36min
Concrete Feet (w/ Nathan Finochio)
In this episode, we get a close-up look at Hunter Biden's laptop, and he's quite funny.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Too Far? (3:25)Cancel Culture (22:30)Protests of the week (39:08)What you're not preaching (1:06:45)Elon Musk trolls paparazzi (1:15:18)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 1, 2022 • 1h 47min
Flying Drummer Boys (w/ Shama)
Comedian Shama is in the studio today. The primary takeaway is that your church needs flying drummer boys, and you need a reign-it-in guy. Get it done.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Metaverse Church (25:02)Flying Drummer (30:44)The ‘Reign It in Guy’ (38:44)Jeremy Pruitt (52:21)FIFA Paying Fans!? (1:26:33)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 23, 2022 • 1h 29min
Do I Sit Here?
We get it you love Taylor Swift, but you have 3 kids and you're late for a staff meeting. Pull it together before we have to send the crew from Black Hawk Down to rescue you... -----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 17, 2022 • 1h 34min
All Of The Bozo Takes (w/ Cory Asbury)
Cory Asbury is in the studio with John today, and all we know for certain is that the chi is not effed, and God can still save you even if you do yoga or wear a Halloween mask.Intro (0:00)Cory Asbury left the internet (10:58)3 girls singing in church (28:13)Cory’s nail polish saga & all the bozo takes (53:50)Mini library gets blown up (1:05:26)Elon Musk (1:14:33)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 9, 2022 • 1h 30min
People Are Gonna People
John is a true American patriot who gets a shocking surprise from his childhood crush.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)David and Bathsheba (6:43)John’s Girlfriend Defends Pet Rats (13:00)SNL – Big Dumb Hats (24:07)Note Left on John’s Car (32:26)Celebs Leaving Twitter (39:36)Aaron Carter Discussion (53:55)Replaced by Kanye (1:15:11)Mailbox Submission (1:17:53) -----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 3, 2022 • 1h 20min
Mid-Game Adjustment
John is high on life and in no need of a mid game adjustment.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)John is high on life (1:07)Halloween (14:48)Protestors (24:30)Kanye West & Elon Musk (46:20)Chick-fil a (1:09:06)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Nov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUTNov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUTDec 2-4 Irvine, CA - SOLD OUTDec 9-10 Palm Beach, FLDec 11 Miami, FL-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 26, 2022 • 1h 38min
Bulletproof Boy Scouts
You better know what tortellini is, and if you don't, you can join the rats in New York City, who made clear by a CNN reporter, are not our friends.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)John gets serious (10:42)John has a gift (16:55)Kim Kardashian & Tortellini (24:13)BTS is going to war (30:47)History lesson (43:35)Thumbs up emoji scandal (57:45)Protestor of the week (1:11:37)and more-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Nov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUTNov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUTDec 2-4 Irvine, CA - SOLD OUTDec 9-10 Palm Beach, FLDec 11 Miami, FL-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 20, 2022 • 1h 20min
Rock, Scissor, Cutters
The most rogue marketing campaign we've ever seen, and the richest thing we've ever heard.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Delete That book launch (6:50)Keep going down (10:20)Scene friends (16:06)Protestor of the week (19:35)Rick Ross and Dj Khaled can't play rock paper scissors (1:07:00)and more-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Oct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VANov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUTNov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUTDec 2-4 Irvine, CA - SOLD OUTDec 9-10 Palm Beach, FL-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
