Net Positive with John Crist

Stalkers come from Alabama, realtors come from failure, we love caitlin clark, and Danae reallyyy wants you to dap her up… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:BLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Leslie Liao discusses celeb watching at Coachella, being single in your 30s, loving sensitive men, and the magic of The Masters. The podcast also touches on LA social scenes, band names, solitude on tour, dating standards in your 30s, emotional connections in golf, acting, financial tips, comedy styles, online orders thrill, bagel mishaps, and stand-up comedy challenges.

The solar eclipse, getting tased for Easter, Morgan Wallen chucked a chair, and Caitlyn Clark is reallllyyyy good at basketball… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Express VPN:   3 extra months FREE when you use our special link https://www.expressvpn.com/netpositive AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Skydiving Easter bunnies, Waffle House workers on strike, ex-Buc-ee’s employees with no awareness, and a roast for the ages… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:STAMPS: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/netpositive. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This season of America is the greatest reality television of all time.------Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA-----Watch John's special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS- GOODR: Pick up a pair at goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE shipping - AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive- BLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositive- ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositive-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's not an accomplishment to get blocked, you're actually just being annoying, kinda like Nancy Pelosi trying to ban TikTok. How do we block her? ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEHENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The podcast covers a range of topics from musicals to wellness techniques, humorously dissecting dating tactics and exploring gender dynamics. They discuss brand controversies, sports scenarios, and media preferences. The hosts also reflect on Christian stereotypes, cold plunges, and the subjective nature of justice in legal systems.

John is on the road in NYC and has Ryan Long on for this week's episode. ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:STAMPS: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/netpositive. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Attention men: DO NOT leave your wife at the airport... unless she deserves itAttention women: Twerking is apparently a spiritual healing exercise now... have funAttention Zanesville: We are going to crack this case... stay tunedIntro (0:00)Husband leaves wife at airport (19:34)DisneyDad (30:10)Twerking (39:32) Zanesville (1:01:30)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveBLUELAND:Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John and Alex officially passed the test to be U.S. Citizens, and it didn't involve any gambling....Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Zanesville (5:45)Baby names (29:11)Citizenship quiz (43:31)Tuesday with Taylor (1:05:30)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEHENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)GOODR: Pick up a pair at goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE shipping PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices